Collect
May 21, 2026
Me: I need to sit around a bar long enough to collect quotes for the blog.
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Oven
April 15, 2025
Cousin: The outdoor pizza oven. I think they just put it there to make Jews nervous.
Me: Jesus! I am not putting that on the blog.
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Regularly
April 14, 2025
Cousin: I don’t think I read your blog regularly.
Me: Damn it!
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Butter Down
March 23, 2025
Friend: Do you tape your butter down? We do.
Me: Are you trying to get on the blog?
Fitting for my birthday, somehow….
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Asset
January 7, 2025
Friend: Wait! It was me! I looked up Jenette Goldstein, directly and indirectly by looking up, in more than one way, Near Dark. These days she’s known for campaigning for high-asset women and runs a bra shop.
Me: You’ve just been blogged.
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Plebian
December 9, 2024
Me: How did the powers of the plebian tribunes actually operate? No one really knows!
Friend: Blog.
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Malware
November 13, 2024
Me: I’m getting malware on my own blog.
Friend: I told you!
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Caveman Skin
July 4, 2024
Me: I realize you’re going for the caveman hair, but you don’t need the caveman skin.
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Should I blog that?
…
Thirteen-Year-Old: I’m not going for caveman hair!
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Troopers
June 29, 2024
Friend: Is that Starship Troopers?
Me: What?
Friend: Oh, no it’s Jeff Goldblum.
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You have to blog that.
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Trapped
April 28, 2024
Twelve-Year-Old: Mister Beast: I trapped space Hitler for fifty hours in solid ice.
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I dare you to blog that!
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Your Dialogue is Unrealistic. 