Looking for some inspiration honey?
Call the muse hot line
At just fifty cents for fifteen seconds
You’ll feel your fire burning
Burning bright, burning brilliant
Call the muse hot line
We hear you
We want to feel you
We want to bring you to your top
Call the muse hot line
At just fifty cents for fifteen seconds
We will get you what you want
Fulfil your deepest desire
Help you create you master piece
Looking for some inspiration honey?
Call the muse hot line
We’re here to serve you
Just fifty cents for fifteen seconds
Gonna come?
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Haha lived it … Today I need it as I got no inspiration 😛
Same here. But after my call… I was on fire 😉
Brilliant, Angela! 😀
Thank you humbly 🙂
You are welcome.
That was funny. My muse would probably be eating while answering the phone and would say something like “hold on a minute, Sugar Tits, just give me a minute to finish my nosh.”
My muse is neither classy nor particularly socially adept.
~cie from poetry of the netherworld~
Oh, that’s very improper behaviour for a muse 🙂 I like her!
My muse was reciting Xasthur lyrics and reading suicide notes of famous people. I don’t think that’s what I wanted at 2 bucks an hour, but hey, I’ll settle. So long as I am writing, I think they can read anything! And I asked for this, too!