Let’s pretend that I’m a knight and you want to kill me, he says

Let’s pretend that I chop your head off and you are dead, he says

Let’s pretend that I’m a dinosaur and that I’m going to eat you, he says

Let’s pretend that you cooperate and I can put you to bed easily, I say

Let’s pretend that you’re not pretending to cry and mope, I say

Let’s pretend that you’ll sleep in tomorrow morning, I say

Let’s pretend to be pretending