An experiment in how many pictures one comment can hold! (or Aiba!Alien Part 1!)

As, my life seems to be conspiring against the creation of the full Aiba!Alien post in my LJ. I'm starting out in the comments, and shall compile in one post later on. (sorry for spamage! I may have went slightly cap mad!)


Ah, Aiba! The shiny subject of todays tale. He looks like a perfectly ordinary human. (you know, except for the perfect hair and astounding ability to switch from adorable to HOT, in an instant.)

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. There lived a young boy named Aiba. Aiba was a curious child. Some said too curious! He lived in a small village, not too far from the palace. Now, Aiba’s planet had little to recommend itself towards the tourist industry. Only it’s highly adventurous cuisine and the monthly Grimer races, kept the tourist industry ticking over. (Grimer: Imagine a massive slug, big enough for a human to ride. Now add 4 tentacles, turn it purple and imagine it being super speedy. This is a Grimer.)

One day, while Aiba was pouting in his garden, because the local mothers had warned their children not to play with him. He discovered something rather surprising, when his attempt at building a castle out of salt collapsed onto one of the tiny garden dwelling ancestors of the Grimers. It mysteriously disappeared! Aiba was a curious child…

Banishment was not a common occurrence, but nothing else could cool the fury of a young prince, who had lost his prize Grimer. Prince Snumferhoff looked long and hard into the planetary database. Finally, he identified the most ridiculous planet by far. Delighted he had found a fitting punishment, the prince wasted little time on sending the Aiba family earthwards.

Far from feeling chastised, the Aiba family found their earth bearings with surprising ease. Aiba discovered a whole new planet to test his curiosity on, while his family found a new love in Chinese cuisine. A few years past in relative peace, then Aiba, in his quest for new experiences discovered JE.

Aiba soon realised that being a member of JE, was like a licence for taking part in strange and unusual happenings. He fit right in!

On a perfectly ordinary day almost a decade past, Johnny had a good idea, and placed Aiba in a band with 4 other boys. They intended to create a storm throughout the world! So Arashi was born, and Aiba found a set of playmates to help him test his theories.

Now Aiba, our friendly earthbound refugee, upon arrival to earth, had soon noticed that his presence had a odd effect on human minds.

It wasn’t mind control, he couldn’t make people do exactly as he ordered. He did, however, find human minds highly susceptible and sympathetic to his own emotional state. This was a most useful tool in school with the teachers, who always found themselves giving him the benefit of the doubt.

It also seemed unusually effective on most of his bandmates. (with the exception of the sleepy eyed Ohno. Ohno sometimes raised an eyebrow in Aiba’s direction when Aiba tried to beam his enthusiasm at him. Aiba often had doubts about Ohno’s earthly origins, but that’s another story…)

Many times Aiba’s bandmates, found themselves initially thinking something was a no good, terrible, very bad idea…and then gaining a sudden and surprising interest in the outcome. They were puzzled, but they had learned to stop questioning the paths their lives took. (possibly after being man handled into clear plastic suits and thrown out to sing in front of thousands of screaming females.)

Pictorial evidence of Aiba’s power ~~~~~~~>


Everyone is in Hawaii! Everyone is happy! It's been a long day, and everyone is looking forward to a little rest.


Except, wait....Why is Nino looking so amused? This does not bode well!


Hmm, Sho seems to be excitedly anticipating something also. How is the rest of the band feeling?


Decidedly skeptical! It's like there's no trust there...


Ah, it appears Aiba has had an idea. Banzai! Ohno is compliant as always.


Banzai! Opps! Jun appears to have seen where this is heading... "No way! Hasn't my skeletal figure already been bared to the public enough, with all the horrid open shirts?"


Jun: No! No! Noooooooooooooo!
Aiba: *advances*
Nino: Mmmm, bared Ohno flesh! My favorite!


Jun: Help?
Bandmates: *watch gleefully*


Aiba: *smiles* It's a good idea really! It'll be fun!
Jun: YADA!


Aiba:*exerts burst of enthusiasm in Jun's direction*
Jun:????




Jun: I suppose it's no too terrible. *looks down* I can count all of my ribs, cool!
Aiba: *subtlety approaches Ohno with a blindfold*



Jun: *Allows, without protest, Aiba to blindfold him*



Oooh! Nipple pinch reward for good behavior?




The boys are docilely led to their doom destination. Which is...

(While I love my friends...The day that I let them strip&blindfold me, and lead me up stairs... is never going to come!)

But the boys are enthusiastic!


Really, they are! They just hide it well!



This is the actual second Aiba's influence stops working on Jun.
Jun: This is a very bad idea! Why did I allow this to happen to me? Whyyyyyyyyyyy! *screams like a girl*



*further screaming*


Jun: *takes releved breath* It's over! Yay! Wow, leader, your crotch makes a very comfortable pillow! Mind if I say awhile?

I'm determined to escape from lurkdom. (Even if it is scary out here)

My Live Journal will be one year old tomorrow and due to RL messiness and repeated computer illness (caused by my big brothers porn obsession) I haven't made as much use of LJ as I originally planned.

I hope to rectify this and start to actively beg for and praise SnapeSmut.

*waves shyly at everyone who has me friended*

Now because it's a bit odd that I've been reading all your LJ's for a long time and you all seem fairly familiar to me (not is a stalkerish way promise *g*), and I'm quite sure most of you know nothing of me,
I offer the opportunity to ask me anything.

In closing I wanna say a BIG thank you to my friends list for keeping me entertained through some tough times. I promise the comment button shall become my friend and in future I'll show my appreciation by clicking.

*slinks off to change my info page (funny how things change in a year)*

Just a post to say i'm alive and feeling quixotic.

I’ve been a bad girl and slipped back into my lurking ways.

I’ve fallen in love with The Strokes. I must have been wandering around with my head in the sand, cause I was barely aware of their existence until 3 weeks ago.

I’ve also taken a liking to the Libertines.

I blame this on boy_touching and MTV2.

I’ve been writing on and off. Mostly strange stuff.

I’ve added Johnny Depp to my ever expanding box of obsessions.

I wrote this to amuse my RL friends, who have to put up with my rambles.

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*meep* must sleep now.

I was without a computer for days. I pouted, snarked and played rock music really loud.

*pets pretty new monitor sponsored by mummy*

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking over the icy wasteland! It is Tiny_hydrus, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with an ominous roar, her voice cometh: "I'm going to smack you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!!"

Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

Emm...I think I’ll have to work on it a little before it’ll be fit to use without maniacal laughter. (although that might actually help..) Be afraid, be very afraid.

*off to catch up on my reading*

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Must dash, don’t want to keep the giant squid waiting he/she/it tends to make a mess of the bed. :)

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Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!

Er…possibly the only answer I wasn’t expecting.
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*self pity, please ignore*
I seem to be on a mission to fuck up every opportunity that passes my way.
Oh well things will either improve or I’ll turn into an eternal disappointment.
*self pity stops here*
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I’ve dared myself to post something I’ve written. (kinda relying on the hope that not many people actually read my LJ)

Strangeness, grammar and punctuation errors beyond this point.

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RL has been a bit of a bitch lately. Trying to find a job is a nasty, soul destroying process. I watched my sisters children tonight. Why is it, that two kid’s are angels separate but put them together and they turn into vile little monsters?

I’ve been writing loads lately, though I doubt I’ll ever work up the courage to post anything.

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I officially have the best friends in the world. They may not fully understand or share my slash obsession but they put up with it without fuss.

Last week I was taken out for dinner, drinks and to the pics to see POTC. Afterwards I was given a copy of the POTC DVD. *Hugs Biz* (who will probably never see this entry)

Captain Jack Sparrow is perfect.*purrs, content with new obsession*

*pets grumpy Severus* Don’t worry, you’ll always be first.

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and just because I was curious. Does anyone out there know what a Glasgow kiss is?

If you don’t and someone asks if you want one, say NO!

*off tae boil ma heid*

I was visited by the PMT fairy during the night. I was delighted to wake up temperamental, snarky, with the urge to cry and sore just about everywhere.

Finding the SSFqF and WTP updated pacified me slightly. Having read everything that appealed I’m off in search of chocolate.

* Any Snape recs to cheer me up would be much appreciated and slobbered over.*