Hooked on rainbows

tiny_hydrus @ 2008-11-13T23:37:00

2008-11-14T01:22:16Z

An experiment in how many pictures one comment can hold! (or Aiba!Alien Part 1!)

As, my life seems to be conspiring against the creation of the full Aiba!Alien post in my LJ. I'm starting out in the comments, and shall compile in one post later on. (sorry for spamage! I may have went slightly cap mad!)

Ah, Aiba! The shiny subject of todays tale. He looks like a perfectly ordinary human. (you know, except for the perfect hair and astounding ability to switch from adorable to HOT, in an instant.)

Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. There lived a young boy named Aiba. Aiba was a curious child. Some said too curious! He lived in a small village, not too far from the palace. Now, Aiba’s planet had little to recommend itself towards the tourist industry. Only it’s highly adventurous cuisine and the monthly Grimer races, kept the tourist industry ticking over. (Grimer: Imagine a massive slug, big enough for a human to ride. Now add 4 tentacles, turn it purple and imagine it being super speedy. This is a Grimer.)

One day, while Aiba was pouting in his garden, because the local mothers had warned their children not to play with him. He discovered something rather surprising, when his attempt at building a castle out of salt collapsed onto one of the tiny garden dwelling ancestors of the Grimers. It mysteriously disappeared! Aiba was a curious child…

Banishment was not a common occurrence, but nothing else could cool the fury of a young prince, who had lost his prize Grimer. Prince Snumferhoff looked long and hard into the planetary database. Finally, he identified the most ridiculous planet by far. Delighted he had found a fitting punishment, the prince wasted little time on sending the Aiba family earthwards.

Far from feeling chastised, the Aiba family found their earth bearings with surprising ease. Aiba discovered a whole new planet to test his curiosity on, while his family found a new love in Chinese cuisine. A few years past in relative peace, then Aiba, in his quest for new experiences discovered JE.

Aiba soon realised that being a member of JE, was like a licence for taking part in strange and unusual happenings. He fit right in!

On a perfectly ordinary day almost a decade past, Johnny had a good idea, and placed Aiba in a band with 4 other boys. They intended to create a storm throughout the world! So Arashi was born, and Aiba found a set of playmates to help him test his theories.

Now Aiba, our friendly earthbound refugee, upon arrival to earth, had soon noticed that his presence had a odd effect on human minds.

It wasn’t mind control, he couldn’t make people do exactly as he ordered. He did, however, find human minds highly susceptible and sympathetic to his own emotional state. This was a most useful tool in school with the teachers, who always found themselves giving him the benefit of the doubt.

It also seemed unusually effective on most of his bandmates. (with the exception of the sleepy eyed Ohno. Ohno sometimes raised an eyebrow in Aiba’s direction when Aiba tried to beam his enthusiasm at him. Aiba often had doubts about Ohno’s earthly origins, but that’s another story…)

Many times Aiba’s bandmates, found themselves initially thinking something was a no good, terrible, very bad idea…and then gaining a sudden and surprising interest in the outcome. They were puzzled, but they had learned to stop questioning the paths their lives took. (possibly after being man handled into clear plastic suits and thrown out to sing in front of thousands of screaming females.)

Pictorial evidence of Aiba’s power ~~~~~~~>

Everyone is in Hawaii! Everyone is happy! It's been a long day, and everyone is looking forward to a little rest.

Except, wait....Why is Nino looking so amused? This does not bode well!

Hmm, Sho seems to be excitedly anticipating something also. How is the rest of the band feeling?

Decidedly skeptical! It's like there's no trust there...

Ah, it appears Aiba has had an idea. Banzai! Ohno is compliant as always.

Banzai! Opps! Jun appears to have seen where this is heading... "No way! Hasn't my skeletal figure already been bared to the public enough, with all the horrid open shirts?"

Jun: No! No! Noooooooooooooo!
Aiba: *advances*
Nino: Mmmm, bared Ohno flesh! My favorite!

Jun: Help?
Bandmates: *watch gleefully*

Aiba: *smiles* It's a good idea really! It'll be fun!
Jun: YADA!

Aiba:*exerts burst of enthusiasm in Jun's direction*
Jun:????

Jun: I suppose it's no too terrible. *looks down* I can count all of my ribs, cool!
Aiba: *subtlety approaches Ohno with a blindfold*

Jun: *Allows, without protest, Aiba to blindfold him*

Oooh! Nipple pinch reward for good behavior?

The boys are docilely led to their ~~doom~~ destination. Which is...

(While I love my friends...The day that I let them strip&blindfold me, and lead me up stairs... is never going to come!)

But the boys are enthusiastic!

Really, they are! They just hide it well!

This is the actual second Aiba's influence stops working on Jun.
Jun: This is a very bad idea! Why did I allow this to happen to me? Whyyyyyyyyyyy! *screams like a girl*

*further screaming*

Jun: *takes releved breath* It's over! Yay! Wow, leader, your crotch makes a very comfortable pillow! Mind if I say awhile?

tiny_hydrus @ 2004-06-22T03:48:00

2004-06-21T19:51:12Z

I'm determined to escape from lurkdom. (Even if it is scary out here)

My Live Journal will be one year old tomorrow and due to RL messiness and repeated computer illness (caused by my big brothers porn obsession) I haven't made as much use of LJ as I originally planned.

I hope to rectify this and start to actively beg for and praise SnapeSmut.

*waves shyly at everyone who has me friended*

Now because it's a bit odd that I've been reading all your LJ's for a long time and you all seem fairly familiar to me (not is a stalkerish way promise *g*), and I'm quite sure most of you know nothing of me,
I offer the opportunity to ask me anything.

In closing I wanna say a BIG thank you to my friends list for keeping me entertained through some tough times. I promise the comment button shall become my friend and in future I'll show my appreciation by clicking.

*slinks off to change my info page (funny how things change in a year)*

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-12-13T01:26:00

2003-12-13T01:30:01Z

Just a post to say i'm alive and feeling quixotic.

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-10-24T04:13:00

2003-10-24T03:14:49Z

I’ve been a bad girl and slipped back into my lurking ways.

I’ve fallen in love with The Strokes. I must have been wandering around with my head in the sand, cause I was barely aware of their existence until 3 weeks ago.

I’ve also taken a liking to the Libertines.

I blame this on boy_touching and MTV2.

I’ve been writing on and off. Mostly strange stuff.

I’ve added Johnny Depp to my ever expanding box of obsessions.

I wrote this to amuse my RL friends, who have to put up with my rambles.

*the handcuffs and blindfold disappear as he lands on all fours on a cold stone floor.

“Christ! Not another one.” Sounds an incredulous voice from the shadows.

Dazed he takes in a torch lit chamber, filled with many beds.

“Boys, it appears we have a new arrival.” The voice drips with malicious satisfaction.

Slowly 3 men appears from the shadows and eye him warily.

“Where am I?” he asks the least threatening of the group.

The boy blinks at him from behind thick rimmed glasses.

“This is where Hydrus keeps all of her obsessions” is his cryptic answer.

Puzzled he looks to the other men for confirmation.

The pale bald man nods and extends a hand. “Lex Luthor”

The bleached blond man appears to lose interest, snorting he turns and heads back into the shadows.

“How do I get out?” he asks desperate.

The boy doubles over with laughter, composing himself he manages to gasp out, “there is no escape”.

Grabbing the boys by the shoulders he shakes him slightly. “there must be some way out!”

Another figure emerges from the shadows and in a swirl of black cloth he finds himself no longer gripping the boy.

He looks up and finds a tall thin man clothed in a floor length black robe, sneering down his rather impressive nose at him.

“There is no escape” the man growls, black eyes blazing.

“Perhaps you’ll get lucky and she’ll tire of you. That is unlikely however, we’ve all been here for over a year now” the man continues.

The boy comes back into view and wraps himself around the black robed man.

They turn to go, the man stills for a second and looks back over his shoulder. “You’ll keep your hands off Harry in the future.” He warns before disappearing from view.

Suddenly he is pounced upon by a colourful blur. “Johnny it’s you. It’s really you.”

“Orlando?” he asks confused.

“Oh Johnny it’s been terrible!” Orlando answers clinging to him. “She keeps tossing me into bed with men! First there was Viggo then Dom then Lij and even bloody Billy! Er…even you a few times…not that you’re terrible or anything…I mean…”

“Orli”

“Eh…Yeah?”

“Shut up”

Suddenly Johnny was feeling slightly better about being incarcerated.*

*meep* must sleep now.

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-08-26T23:12:00

2003-08-26T22:28:02Z

I was without a computer for days. I pouted, snarked and played rock music really loud.

*pets pretty new monitor sponsored by mummy*

Emm...I think I’ll have to work on it a little before it’ll be fit to use without maniacal laughter. (although that might actually help..) Be afraid, be very afraid.

*off to catch up on my reading*

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-08-19T01:14:00

2003-08-19T00:17:02Z

Hmm…I’m easily amused today. For no apparent reason I spent an hour reading about Nicolas Flammel, The Arch of Septimius Severus and fending off evil plot bunnies. So tiring of the man who might have lived and the Roman Emperor who died, I found myself wandering astrology sites like a lost kitten and only understanding every second sentence. This however made me giggle.

“Regulus A is a blue-white star
that is larger, brighter, and
hotter than Sirius A”

I of course thought to myself, well that’s a matter for debate.

Larger, brighter and hotter? No wonder Sirius didn’t like him much.

*Pets Sirius* Don’t worry pup, you came out better than some. Hydrus is apparently the lesser snake *Shakes fist at Hydra*

*

Must dash, don’t want to keep the giant squid waiting he/she/it tends to make a mess of the bed. :)

Yum…Squidsex!

2003-08-17T14:19:21Z

<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">HP lover</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">The Giant Squid </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Outcome</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"Don't call me, I'll call you" </td></tr>

Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo

Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!

Er…possibly the only answer I wasn’t expecting.
<td bgcolor="#000000">LJ username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">HP lover</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Sirius Black </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Outcome</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">"I love you" </td></tr>

Which HP character shagged you while you were sleeping? by passo

Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!

*Skips off back to bed to try and lure him back*

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-08-16T04:13:00

2003-08-16T03:17:08Z

*self pity, please ignore*
I seem to be on a mission to fuck up every opportunity that passes my way.
Oh well things will either improve or I’ll turn into an eternal disappointment.
*self pity stops here*
*
I’ve dared myself to post something I’ve written. (kinda relying on the hope that not many people actually read my LJ)

Strangeness, grammar and punctuation errors beyond this point.

Severus of course does not belong to me. He owns me completely however.

*
He stares right through me.

Such loathing , in dark eyes that trail from head to toe.

Visits are rare and following no particular pattern, sometimes weeks pass without a glimpse of him. I’m always shaken, unprepared when he stalks in, billowing black.

He never speaks. There is no need, stiff expression slackens slowly, revealing an array of emotions in coal black eyes.

Cruel lines run deep, marring dry sallow skin, each a memory of past strain.

One eyebrow lifts in assessment, eyes narrowing and lip curling slightly in disgust.

He never stays before me for long, shoulders finally slump as eyes close tightly.

Fingers raise to pinch the ridge of his hooked narrow nose.

His breathing becomes audible, deep and controlled.

Long seconds pass in that manner.

Eventually he transforms, face pulled into habitual neutrality.

Long oily hair is tossed over one shoulder as he straightens, pivoting he glides out.

I’ve never once found my voice on these visits.

When he leaves the door slams with such force that I’m thoroughly rattled in my frame. As always I’m left wondering why he hates himself so much.

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-08-12T04:56:00

2003-08-12T03:58:45Z

RL has been a bit of a bitch lately. Trying to find a job is a nasty, soul destroying process. I watched my sisters children tonight. Why is it, that two kid’s are angels separate but put them together and they turn into vile little monsters?

I’ve been writing loads lately, though I doubt I’ll ever work up the courage to post anything.

*
I officially have the best friends in the world. They may not fully understand or share my slash obsession but they put up with it without fuss.

Last week I was taken out for dinner, drinks and to the pics to see POTC. Afterwards I was given a copy of the POTC DVD. *Hugs Biz* (who will probably never see this entry)

Captain Jack Sparrow is perfect.*purrs, content with new obsession*

*pets grumpy Severus* Don’t worry, you’ll always be first.

*
and just because I was curious. Does anyone out there know what a Glasgow kiss is?

If you don’t and someone asks if you want one, say NO!

*off tae boil ma heid*

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-08-04T21:49:00

2003-08-04T20:50:35Z

I was visited by the PMT fairy during the night. I was delighted to wake up temperamental, snarky, with the urge to cry and sore just about everywhere.

Finding the SSFqF and WTP updated pacified me slightly. Having read everything that appealed I’m off in search of chocolate.

* Any Snape recs to cheer me up would be much appreciated and slobbered over.*

Hmm…depression my have coloured my answers.

2003-08-01T01:22:26Z

Hooligan Bear

Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
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tiny_hydrus @ 2003-07-25T21:59:00

2003-07-25T21:02:41Z

Dreams are strange, strange things. Last night I had my very first HP dream.

There was house elf heads adorning the wall so I’m guessing the setting was Sirius’ house.

It was late at night and the fire was giving a warm glow to the shabby living room.
Lupin enters, followed closely by Snape. I’ve not got a clue what they were discussing but it looked rather… intimate. So I’m thinking Yay! SnapeSmut. As most things however, it turned out a little different to what I was expecting. A large black dog emerged from under the table (it was either a large dog or a small bear) , stalked towards the oblivious couple and pissed all over the bottom of Snapes glorious black robe. I was to say the least slightly confused, until the black dog (with a shimmer and a sparkle) transformed into Sirius Black, grabbed Snape by the wrist, growled ‘MINE’ at Lupin and dragged Snape from the room.

I’ve been giggling over it since I remembered it, so thought I’d share.

*
I’m also guilty of scaring a old man in to dropping his melon at the shops earlier.

*must.stop.squeaking*

*runs off to feed my addiction for Orli rps*

tiny_hydrus @ 2003-07-19T15:13:00

2003-07-20T07:18:35Z

Been quite busy lately. Think being around too many people drove me slightly back towards lurkdom.

Got really drunk, really quickly last night. I was out at a family party thingy and six drinks later was feeling rather merry.

I’m such a lucky wee bugger that I never get hangovers.

*

A few days ago I finally finished reading the end of Cybele’s If you are prepared.
*coward? Me? Never!*

Was wonderful. Loved Harry. Loved Sev more.

Reading through tears is quite a tricky process however.

*

In other news my Regulus fic is coming along slowly. I doubt anyone’s going to want to read it. It lacks plot. It lacks smut also.

It’s just an idea that my evil bunny voldie won’t let me throw away.

When I’m finished I’ll maybe post it here but I doubt it’ll be going anywhere else.

*suddenly realises she is rambling about something boring*
*stops*
*runs off to make sure she behaved herself under the influence last night*

I’m back.

2003-07-11T12:33:57Z

Got back from Dublin yesterday. Not that I really wanted to come home *pout*pout*pout*

Dublin was wonderful, Irish men are so delectable.

*I’m not sure that walking around for days in such a state of excitement is healthy*

I did loads of touristy things. Visited Kilmainham Gaol, Dublin Castle, the GPO, Trinity College and so on.

Fell in love with every second man I met.

No real point to this post, just wanted to ramble.

Also I had the completely strange experience of meeting a living, breathing, totally charming man that was very obviously gay and eerily exactly my mental image of Harry Potter.

He’s lived in my mind since I found this fandom. Meeting a real person so familiar was scary. I kept checking for the scar but there was none to be found.

I must now mention that my Harry Potter doesn’t look like the film version at all.

I’ll ramble more later.

*off to catch up with three fandoms worth of mail*

I'm going to Dublin.

2003-07-05T10:49:07Z

I'm in a good mood for once.

Yesterday I waxed various parts of my body (OUCH) and got my nails done. *g*

Going to Dublin on Monday for a wee holiday. *bounces with excitement*

Anyone want me to bring them back a nice Irish lad?

I’ve been writing some, still nowhere near finished. Regulus is being a pain in the arse. He keeps giving me puppy dog eyes and demanding a smut scene, I’ve put my foot down and said no. Hopefully he’ll be out of his sulk by the time I come home.

My mate is coming over, going to ramble at her about Snape and my fic and bore her into a coma. *it’s fun to taunt the non-slashers*

Hopefully there will be lots of delectable fics for me to read when I get back.

*bounces off to start packing*

No subject, just rambling.

2003-07-01T21:08:19Z

Feeling really down lately. Agitated for no reason. Not enough privacy to work on my story. The prospect of finding a job next week is not filling me with cheer.

People often say that if they won the lottery they would be bored without work to fill their time. Bullshit! If I won the lottery I’d be out of the office faster than a speeding bullet. After telling everyone exactly what I thought of them *g*

I’d buy Alan Rickman.(I’d let him out of the house once in a while to film HP)*I must have my dreams*

Pay all my favourite slash authors so they wouldn’t have to work and could spend more time writing. (in my dreams I win a really large amount)

Possibly spend a small amount on revenge. (on my brothers behalf) *Grr...I'll get ya bitch*

Oh the list goes on and on. I’d never be bored.

I really do tend to ramble.

*

I stumbled across the link to the Instant slash generator earlier.

The results cheered me up, so I thought I’d share.

The darkness was all around as SEVERUS walked through Hogsmeade down towards his bed, random thoughts of fisting crossing his mind.

He had been shocked earlier when angie had told him she often dreamed about Bugs Bunny involved in sucking with a dog , but each to their own, she didn't know about his fantasies involving Potter .

One day he would discuss his feelings with Sirius, but not yet, he still hardly believed how aroused he could be by just thinking of Potter masturbating himself with a dildo.

The night air was fresh and he sat down in a quiet location and began to stroke the lamp he was carrying with him. Would Potter's cock feel like that to his arse?

What would Potter think of him if he knew how his cock grew hard as he thought of eating banana off Potter's beautiful mouth?

SEVERUS rubbed the lamp against his cock whispering Potter's name to himself. He knew he should stop and wait until he got back to his bed but desire overtook him and he came, screaming Potter's name into the night.

Meanwhile, Potter had not been able to sleep and had decided to go out in the night air. Hogsmeade was such a beautiful place at this time of the night. He took a bite of the banana he was carrying and leisurely scratched his cock.

He jumped in alarm as he heard a voice in the distance. Was that SEVERUS calling his name. He must be in trouble to shout for him with such desperation. He dropped his banana and ran towards the sound of his evil bastard's voice.

Potter stumbled through the darkness towards SEVERUS. Panicked thoughts ran through his head. Was his evil bastard being attacked by a dog. Was he about to be raped by Dumbledore dressed as Bugs Bunny? His heart beat faster and he felt the pulse throbbing in his arse.

SEVERUS, SEVERUS, my evil bastard, screamed Potter. It's alright, I'm coming, I'll save you! SEVERUS leaped to his feet in panic, dropping the lamp and trying to untangle his trousers from around his ankles. He fell over, his bare mouth pointing in the air.

Potter! SEVERUS gasped embarrassedly. What are you doing here? Sirius said you were in your bed engaged in some fisting with angie.

No, I was alone in my bed with nothing but my dildo for company. I couldn't sleep for thinking how beautiful your mouth was, and how I would like to stroke my cock against it, and have you kiss my arse, and now I see your mouth for myself I realise that not even Bugs Bunny has a mouth to compare with yours.

Oh, evil bastard, Sirius said you felt that way but I never believed him, I thought you loved angie.

What! That old dog, I'd rather get involved in sucking with Dumbledore, a lamp and banana than dream of fisting with her, Ooh, the very thought makes my arse curl.

Oh, SEVERUS!

Oh, Potter, my evil bastard!

Cue soft music, sounds of fisting and sucking, soft focus and fade.........

If anyone wants the link just ask.

I need help!

2003-06-28T17:17:44Z

Okay enraged plot bunny leapt on me from a great height at 7am yesterday morning when I was starting to contemplate sleep. I tried to fend it off, with little success. Sleep wasn’t found until nearly 10am as every time I lay down the characters in my head started with the dialogue again. *day sleeping is good, honest*

When I woke up the bunny was still there, staring at me evilly with big red eyes. (I’ve nicknamed him voldie and am considering keeping him as a pet after I finish the fic)

I need people with eagle eyes that have absorbed more info from OotP than I have.
*I admit to only having re-read every Snape scene multiple times*

I’m probably being over cautious as not many people know my ikle LJ exists, but I’ll cut for Spoilers anyways.

Okay it’s all about Regulus Black.

Was is mentioned anywhere what house he was in? How large the age difference was between him and Sirius? What age he was when he died?

In fact was anything else mentioned about him that isn’t in chapter six?

It’s all working towards something with lots of Snape. It could work without Regulus but I kinda wanna play with him. Break him into his life within slash fics.

Any help would be wonderful and I’d love you forever.

*Off to show Regulus who's boss*

Why do I persist in doing these?

2003-06-28T16:39:58Z

tiny hydrus
Magic Number	12
Job	Politician
Personality	A Worrier, I Worry That I Worry Too Much
Temperament	An Oft-Exploding Volcano
Sexual	Whatever, Whenever, Whoever
Likely To Win	Another Gold Star
Me - In A Word	Startling
Colour
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Most of that is scarily accurate. Although yellow just ain’t my colour, every single time I spot a yellow car I’m overwhelmed with the urge to paint it black.

Never said I wasn’t strange.

Just me being silly.

2003-06-24T18:38:12Z

I’ve been jumping around LJ-land the last few days reading other peoples reactions to OotP. On my travels I noticed a lot of people think JKR’s been hitting the slash sites. The comment that JKR should find herself a decent editor was also made on numerous occasions. I must admit I confused canon with fanon a number of times while reading. So as I’ve been reading ideas and bunnies have been biting at my arse.

So assuming that JKR was reading slash as fast as she could get her hands on it to feed her addiction.

I think her editors response to her first draft of OotP might have when a bit like this.

(This is of course all a joke and not to be taken seriously)

Spoilers kinda, so no clicking the like till you’ve finished reading. :-)

Dear Princess JK of the Potter fortune

As your editor I have never really had to do too much work on your books apart from the occasional correction in grammar and spelling.

So I was somewhat shocked by the content of OotP. I feel that I must bring to your attention a few scenes as this is a work of children’s fiction.

Ron ejaculating loudly in the middle of the classroom is all well and good. Neville slipping out from under Ron’s desk wiping his mouth and picking up his quill, left me speechless. Ron’s further comments that he’d been hard since potions and blaming it on “that sexy bitch, Professor Snape” were totally inappropriate in a scene not fit for children’s tender young eyes.

Things seemed to calm down slightly after that incident and I thought it was merely humour aimed at myself. When I got to the Gryffindor house orgy chapter I realised this was unlikely.

I initially thought that Harry’s lessons with Snape were a good idea. I found that the amount of time Harry spent on his knees with his mouth open did not leave much time for actual learning. (Unless Harry’s secret ambition is to become a rent boy?)

When Harry stumbles across Snapes memory of having sex with Malfoy senior and junior AT THE SAME TIME I was completely horrified. I was then mystified to discover during the following argument between Harry and Severus that Harry’s 2 months pregnant. It may have escaped your attention but due to Harry’s gender he can’t actually give birth to children. Snape’s following decision to cancel all further lessons as he feels Harry is becoming too possessive is not really worth mentioning.

I felt great sorrow when Sirius fell through the veil as I thought him dead. When he reappeared chained to Snape’s bed it took me by surprise. I have no idea why the veil would have led him there nor did you offer an explanation. Following Snape’s announcement that Sirius is his new sex slave and Sirius’s half hearted resistance the 39 pages of sex are excessive and in poor taste. Also not very realistic as I doubt even a hormonal teenager could achieve that many erections.

I will talk to you in person about Dumbledore’s revelation as frankly it scared me and I cannot look at that scene again for at least a few days. Wouldn’t that revelation make a number of the points in this story illegal?

There is really to many points for me to comment on in a letter. I will arrange a meeting for a later date. For now all I can do is stress that this is a children’s story.

A few points for you to think over:

· All sex must be removed.

· Teachers and students cannot enter into relationships.

· There shall be no incest. (the scene between Hagrid and his brother although touching at first, has scarred me for life)

· Draco need not wear skin tight leather in every scene.

· Harry and Severus cannot be in love. Not even a slight bit.

I hope these thoughts may help.

Your sincerely

Your harassed editor.

*

Well I think we can all see the bits that slipped through. *grins evilly*

So this also answers peoples call for a tough editor. The editor was simply to busy removing all the gay sex.

Hmm… I suspect everyone going to think I’m mad now. Oh well.

I could ramble(at length) for Scotland!

2003-06-23T20:47:16Z

I need to vent.

Spoilers cut for those who haven’t read OotP yet.

So I read OotP on Saturday and have since re-read all my favourite parts.

I now need to ramble for a while.

I found myself liking angry Harry, which surprised me as usually he leaves me cold.
He now has mood swings and irrational anger. Good on him in his position I’d have been a raving looney by now. He teaches DADA, which had me reminiscing over so many HP/SS fanfics.

I was disappointed with the Remus content. He seemed to blend into the background throughout the book, when really I was hoping for more.

At every mention of Snape throughout the book I squeaked, literally. I’m sure the neighbours thought I was experimenting on a small animal all though the night.
He was snarky, evil and it soon became clear to me that I’ll always find him adorable despite his actions or maybe because of them. His memories from childhood and his worst memory had me feeling as if I was accidentally re-reading fanfiction.
Aww poor wee crying Sevvie. James and Sirius’s attack had my blood boiling. I must say I was shocked at the evil little bastard James turned out to be, I had thought that he would remain perfect James Potter. My heart went out to Sev and his greying pants. I wonder how much further J & S took the attack as Harry’s pulled from the memory before all is revealed.

Sirius. Where to start? He was bad tempered and housebound. Not the Sirius I was expecting. I had mixed feelings about him but I was still devastated when he died.

I don’t know if it’s just me in denial but he fell through a veil, surely he’ll be back in some form. If not his death was pointless and the situation is left too raw to even contemplate.

Why didn’t Harry use the mirror earlier???

So Snape really does want the DADA job? I was kinda used to the idea that it was just a rumour. Not sure how to feel about it.

Dumbledore’s big dark secret left me looking for missing pages. That was it? Excuse me I’ve already read this in a fanfic and it was bloody better developed and written. I’m sure that if they had just let Voldie have the damn thing he would have felt cheated. I mean kill Harry Potter is already on his to do list (right under shag Snape) anyway.

Have a soft spot for Neville now which was totally unexpected. Keeping his mama’s gift was just too adorable and sad.

Sev teaching Harry. Wow. I was bouncing happily during this chapter. With Harry constantly on his knees and the word penetration being used often I was in slash heaven. Snape rubbing his lips while eyeing Harry also had me in ecstasy.
It was however quite hard to keep my mind separated from similar slash I have read.

I know this is evil but I loved the slytherin’s weasley is our king song. I giggled madly whenever they sang it.

Well that’s all for now, though I not nearly done with rambling about this book.

More tomorrow</ij-cut>

Not surprised.

2003-06-23T14:09:51Z

You're Blaise Zabini! You're hardly noticeable.
In fact, some people aren't even sure of your
gender. But no worries, it's all part of the
plan. Nobody ever suspects the quiet boy next
door until it's too late.

Which Slytherin are you?
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Feeling kinda intimidated

2003-06-23T12:21:36Z

Hello all and welcome to the birth of my ij.

I will no doubt look back on this entry in the months to come and be embarrassed by my newbieness and lack of knowledge of how to work this damn thing.

It seems that now I’ve got a ij I’m not too sure what to do with it.

I doubt I’ll be telling any friends of this journals creation, so it'll be nice to see if the anonymity will finally urge me to actually finish and post some fanfiction.

I'm still recovering from OotP, which I would dearly love to ramble about at great length but have no idea how to do the hide spoilers thingy.

So all I’ll say is that I continue to love Severus Snape.

I also love Snape Slash.

*runs off to find some*