An experiment in how many pictures one comment can hold! (or Aiba!Alien Part 1!)
As, my life seems to be conspiring against the creation of the full Aiba!Alien post in my LJ. I'm starting out in the comments, and shall compile in one post later on. (sorry for spamage! I may have went slightly cap mad!)
Ah, Aiba! The shiny subject of todays tale. He looks like a perfectly ordinary human. (you know, except for the perfect hair and astounding ability to switch from adorable to HOT, in an instant.)
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. There lived a young boy named Aiba. Aiba was a curious child. Some said too curious! He lived in a small village, not too far from the palace. Now, Aiba’s planet had little to recommend itself towards the tourist industry. Only it’s highly adventurous cuisine and the monthly Grimer races, kept the tourist industry ticking over. (Grimer: Imagine a massive slug, big enough for a human to ride. Now add 4 tentacles, turn it purple and imagine it being super speedy. This is a Grimer.)
One day, while Aiba was pouting in his garden, because the local mothers had warned their children not to play with him. He discovered something rather surprising, when his attempt at building a castle out of salt collapsed onto one of the tiny garden dwelling ancestors of the Grimers. It mysteriously disappeared! Aiba was a curious child…
Banishment was not a common occurrence, but nothing else could cool the fury of a young prince, who had lost his prize Grimer. Prince Snumferhoff looked long and hard into the planetary database. Finally, he identified the most ridiculous planet by far. Delighted he had found a fitting punishment, the prince wasted little time on sending the Aiba family earthwards.
Far from feeling chastised, the Aiba family found their earth bearings with surprising ease. Aiba discovered a whole new planet to test his curiosity on, while his family found a new love in Chinese cuisine. A few years past in relative peace, then Aiba, in his quest for new experiences discovered JE.
Aiba soon realised that being a member of JE, was like a licence for taking part in strange and unusual happenings. He fit right in!
On a perfectly ordinary day almost a decade past, Johnny had a good idea, and placed Aiba in a band with 4 other boys. They intended to create a storm throughout the world! So Arashi was born, and Aiba found a set of playmates to help him test his theories.
Now Aiba, our friendly earthbound refugee, upon arrival to earth, had soon noticed that his presence had a odd effect on human minds.
It wasn’t mind control, he couldn’t make people do exactly as he ordered. He did, however, find human minds highly susceptible and sympathetic to his own emotional state. This was a most useful tool in school with the teachers, who always found themselves giving him the benefit of the doubt.
It also seemed unusually effective on most of his bandmates. (with the exception of the sleepy eyed Ohno. Ohno sometimes raised an eyebrow in Aiba’s direction when Aiba tried to beam his enthusiasm at him. Aiba often had doubts about Ohno’s earthly origins, but that’s another story…)
Many times Aiba’s bandmates, found themselves initially thinking something was a no good, terrible, very bad idea…and then gaining a sudden and surprising interest in the outcome. They were puzzled, but they had learned to stop questioning the paths their lives took. (possibly after being man handled into clear plastic suits and thrown out to sing in front of thousands of screaming females.)
Pictorial evidence of Aiba’s power ~~~~~~~>
Everyone is in Hawaii! Everyone is happy! It's been a long day, and everyone is looking forward to a little rest.
Except, wait....Why is Nino looking so amused? This does not bode well!
Hmm, Sho seems to be excitedly anticipating something also. How is the rest of the band feeling?
Decidedly skeptical! It's like there's no trust there...
Ah, it appears Aiba has had an idea. Banzai! Ohno is compliant as always.
Banzai! Opps! Jun appears to have seen where this is heading... "No way! Hasn't my skeletal figure already been bared to the public enough, with all the horrid open shirts?"
Jun: No! No! Noooooooooooooo!
Aiba: *advances*
Nino: Mmmm, bared Ohno flesh! My favorite!
Jun: Help?
Bandmates: *watch gleefully*
Aiba: *smiles* It's a good idea really! It'll be fun!
Jun: YADA!
Aiba:*exerts burst of enthusiasm in Jun's direction*
Jun:????
Jun: I suppose it's no too terrible. *looks down* I can count all of my ribs, cool!
Aiba: *subtlety approaches Ohno with a blindfold*
Jun: *Allows, without protest, Aiba to blindfold him*
Oooh! Nipple pinch reward for good behavior?
The boys are docilely led to theirdoom destination. Which is...
(While I love my friends...The day that I let them strip&blindfold me, and lead me up stairs... is never going to come!)
But the boys are enthusiastic!
Really, they are! They just hide it well!
This is the actual second Aiba's influence stops working on Jun.
Jun: This is a very bad idea! Why did I allow this to happen to me? Whyyyyyyyyyyy! *screams like a girl*
*further screaming*
Jun: *takes releved breath* It's over! Yay! Wow, leader, your crotch makes a very comfortable pillow! Mind if I say awhile?
As, my life seems to be conspiring against the creation of the full Aiba!Alien post in my LJ. I'm starting out in the comments, and shall compile in one post later on. (sorry for spamage! I may have went slightly cap mad!)
Ah, Aiba! The shiny subject of todays tale. He looks like a perfectly ordinary human. (you know, except for the perfect hair and astounding ability to switch from adorable to HOT, in an instant.)
Once upon a time, in a galaxy far, far away. There lived a young boy named Aiba. Aiba was a curious child. Some said too curious! He lived in a small village, not too far from the palace. Now, Aiba’s planet had little to recommend itself towards the tourist industry. Only it’s highly adventurous cuisine and the monthly Grimer races, kept the tourist industry ticking over. (Grimer: Imagine a massive slug, big enough for a human to ride. Now add 4 tentacles, turn it purple and imagine it being super speedy. This is a Grimer.)
One day, while Aiba was pouting in his garden, because the local mothers had warned their children not to play with him. He discovered something rather surprising, when his attempt at building a castle out of salt collapsed onto one of the tiny garden dwelling ancestors of the Grimers. It mysteriously disappeared! Aiba was a curious child…
Banishment was not a common occurrence, but nothing else could cool the fury of a young prince, who had lost his prize Grimer. Prince Snumferhoff looked long and hard into the planetary database. Finally, he identified the most ridiculous planet by far. Delighted he had found a fitting punishment, the prince wasted little time on sending the Aiba family earthwards.
Far from feeling chastised, the Aiba family found their earth bearings with surprising ease. Aiba discovered a whole new planet to test his curiosity on, while his family found a new love in Chinese cuisine. A few years past in relative peace, then Aiba, in his quest for new experiences discovered JE.
Aiba soon realised that being a member of JE, was like a licence for taking part in strange and unusual happenings. He fit right in!
On a perfectly ordinary day almost a decade past, Johnny had a good idea, and placed Aiba in a band with 4 other boys. They intended to create a storm throughout the world! So Arashi was born, and Aiba found a set of playmates to help him test his theories.
Now Aiba, our friendly earthbound refugee, upon arrival to earth, had soon noticed that his presence had a odd effect on human minds.
It wasn’t mind control, he couldn’t make people do exactly as he ordered. He did, however, find human minds highly susceptible and sympathetic to his own emotional state. This was a most useful tool in school with the teachers, who always found themselves giving him the benefit of the doubt.
It also seemed unusually effective on most of his bandmates. (with the exception of the sleepy eyed Ohno. Ohno sometimes raised an eyebrow in Aiba’s direction when Aiba tried to beam his enthusiasm at him. Aiba often had doubts about Ohno’s earthly origins, but that’s another story…)
Many times Aiba’s bandmates, found themselves initially thinking something was a no good, terrible, very bad idea…and then gaining a sudden and surprising interest in the outcome. They were puzzled, but they had learned to stop questioning the paths their lives took. (possibly after being man handled into clear plastic suits and thrown out to sing in front of thousands of screaming females.)
Pictorial evidence of Aiba’s power ~~~~~~~>
Everyone is in Hawaii! Everyone is happy! It's been a long day, and everyone is looking forward to a little rest.
Except, wait....Why is Nino looking so amused? This does not bode well!
Hmm, Sho seems to be excitedly anticipating something also. How is the rest of the band feeling?
Decidedly skeptical! It's like there's no trust there...
Ah, it appears Aiba has had an idea. Banzai! Ohno is compliant as always.
Banzai! Opps! Jun appears to have seen where this is heading... "No way! Hasn't my skeletal figure already been bared to the public enough, with all the horrid open shirts?"
Jun: No! No! Noooooooooooooo!
Aiba: *advances*
Nino: Mmmm, bared Ohno flesh! My favorite!
Jun: Help?
Bandmates: *watch gleefully*
Aiba: *smiles* It's a good idea really! It'll be fun!
Jun: YADA!
Aiba:*exerts burst of enthusiasm in Jun's direction*
Jun:????
Jun: I suppose it's no too terrible. *looks down* I can count all of my ribs, cool!
Aiba: *subtlety approaches Ohno with a blindfold*
Jun: *Allows, without protest, Aiba to blindfold him*
Oooh! Nipple pinch reward for good behavior?
The boys are docilely led to their
(While I love my friends...The day that I let them strip&blindfold me, and lead me up stairs... is never going to come!)
But the boys are enthusiastic!
Really, they are! They just hide it well!
This is the actual second Aiba's influence stops working on Jun.
Jun: This is a very bad idea! Why did I allow this to happen to me? Whyyyyyyyyyyy! *screams like a girl*
*further screaming*
Jun: *takes releved breath* It's over! Yay! Wow, leader, your crotch makes a very comfortable pillow! Mind if I say awhile?