The Trees Awaken

Unmoving and still, the patient gaze of leaf and bark ever watches the land. Still and silent they gather their wills within, shared across a network of roots buried deep within the earth. Emotions and desires of many a tree collide and merge giving birth to an entity of wood like no other, neither tree nor creature.

They are born from root as the great guardians of nature, one with the woods and forests which birthed them. Their will that of the greater collective. 

To the animals who abide within the cycle of life and death they never reveal themselves, observing unseen, the sight of tree their own. To those, however, that bring with them the intent of harm which surpasses beyond nature’s ways, they bring swift wrathful vengeance.

The judgement of these monstrosities knows no bounds, once marked as an enemy they seek without mercy. The trees are their doorways, intertwined roots forming paths which allow almost undetectable passage. They are the wrath of nature, they are the silent judge, they are jury and executioner.

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The Trees Have Ears

Many used to think that the greatest danger from an adventure into the woods came from the monster-animals that inhabited them. While it is true that said creatures can be hazardous to the party if caught unawares, but add any skilled tracker to the team and  such concerns of a predatory ambush would be alleviated.

But not all woods are the same, some or home to a creature for more dangerous, far more hostile towards trespassers too; for the trees have ears. Silently, as if emerging from the trees themselves these deadly sentinels emerge. Sharp ripping claws in one hand, deadly toxin infused blade for the other…

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Golems of the Derp

Golems since ancient times have longs since been used for labour and protection. Said workforce were well known for their formidable power and unrelenting, unwavering servitude. Their appearance however was never given a second thought, as long as they did their job it didn’t matter what they looked like.

A fact which leaves many an adventurer dumbstruck when they are met in combat against some… ‘thing’ they can barely take seriously.

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Christmas Weaponry

Ever needed to quickly fire a freshly grown Christmas Tree and have grow in place? The newly invented Treegun is here to solve all your tree planting needs. Each tree is rapidly sprouted from special genetically altered seeds, instantly growing to its full size upon striking solid hard ground (the right way up of course); even concrete isn’t a problem. Just point and shoot. What’s more each tree will grow explosive presents for the whole family to enjoy.

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