Just an ordinary turtle like no other. Shell as hard as rock, blowhole in which it sprays pressurised water, yep, perfectly normal.
The proud knight of the kitchen. Where he may lack skills in the blade he makes up for on the stove.
With trusty wok and ladle in hand he can even make dinner on the go. As they say, war is not won on an empty stomach.
Shades of Battler 