Mrs. Revis and I started a garden last year. We had a few tomato plants and threw down some cucumber seeds. The cucumbers were moderately successful, but the tomatoes took off. Eventually, we had more than we could eat and we ended up giving our extras away to some of my coworkers.

This year, we tried to add green onions to the two we did last year. It didn’t go well. We only managed to get a handful of them before they were no more. “Why were they no more?” you may be asking. Well, the answer to that is simple. Our cucumber plants took over their plot from one side and the tomatoes came in from the other.

We once again have more tomatoes than we can use and a lot more cucumbers than we got last year, including this monstrosity.