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Sep27 by Revis Edgewater

My lead at work has, for some reason, recently begun to tell me all about the audio books he’s listening to, even though I’ve shown no interest in hearing about them. Between everything I’m reading, writing, watching, and playing, I’ve got enough stories bouncing around in my head already. I don’t need his added to them.

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May27 by Revis Edgewater

As someone who doesn’t have a pet, I find it very irritating to have to pick up cat shit off my lawn before I can cut the grass.

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Dec31 by Revis Edgewater

I was walking with my wife and daughters through Target earlier today. They went into the makeup section and I was obligated to follow. While in there, I saw a section of mascara dedicated to one brand. It was called “Better than Sex”.

Thinking that my girls had walked out of earshot, I said to myself, “If you think mascara is better than sex, you’re not doing it right.”

Turns out, 15 year old Baby J was not out of earshot. I looked at her and her eyes were wide and she was trying not to laugh.

Either way, my point is valid. If you think mascara is better than sex, you’re obviously doing something wrong.

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Oct12 by Revis Edgewater

For the most part, traffic signs that tell you where you are make sense. It’s usually a good thing to know when you enter a new state or new city. On my way home from work, however, I passed a sign that told me I was leaving one county and entering another…

…When was the last time you were driving around and thought to yourself, “Hmm, I wonder what county I’m in right now…”

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Sep24 by Revis Edgewater

This sign greeted me at an on ramp for the interstate this morning and I thought, “Thank God for that sign. Now, when animals on foot see it, they’ll know they’re not allowed on the highway.”

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Jun21 by Revis Edgewater

There’s a school I pass on the way home from work every day. The changeable sign out front now reads: “Happiness is summer break”. Since I no longer attend, or work at, a school, I no longer get summer breaks.

I guess that means I’ll never be happy again.

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Mar14 by Revis Edgewater

Is there any company out there that’s gone more off brand than MTV has? They started off as a television station that showed only music videos. Now they show nothing but crap, basically everything else except music videos.