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May27 by Revis Edgewater

As someone who doesn’t have a pet, I find it very irritating to have to pick up cat shit off my lawn before I can cut the grass.

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Aug10 by Revis Edgewater

Lately I’ve been on a 90s music kick. I’ve gone back and listened to some of the things I listened to back then. A lot of it was country music from that decade. As I was doing this, I found a song I thought was comical. It’s sung by Alan Jackson and it’s called “I’ll Try”. Now, I could post a video of it for you all to watch, but that’s too much work. If you want to find it on YouTube and listen to it, I have faith in you to do that without any help from me. I will tell you why I find it comical, however.

The reason I think it’s funny is that the lyrics to this song is Alan Jackson promising a woman that he’ll try not to cheat on her. Not, “I promise not to cheat on you.” No, it’s “I’ll try.”

And I’ll try to love only you
And I’ll try my best to be true

Those are the actual lyrics. I mean, he might as well have said, “I’ll try not to cheat on you, baby, but no promises.”

Wieners

Oct27 by Revis Edgewater

Maybe it’s just me, but uncured wieners sounds like something that shouldn’t be put in people’s mouths.

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Aug15 by Revis Edgewater

As someone who spends a lot of time on the road, it’s frightening how many people I see who are looking at their phones while driving. And I’m not talking about when the vehicles are stopped at a light. I mean that they’re doing it while their cars are in motion.

Seriously, people. No text, post, tweet, or pic is worth your life. Put the damn phone down while you’re driving.