
This sign greeted me at an on ramp for the interstate this morning and I thought, “Thank God for that sign. Now, when animals on foot see it, they’ll know they’re not allowed on the highway.”

This sign greeted me at an on ramp for the interstate this morning and I thought, “Thank God for that sign. Now, when animals on foot see it, they’ll know they’re not allowed on the highway.”
Is there any company out there that’s gone more off brand than MTV has? They started off as a television station that showed only music videos. Now they show nothing but crap, basically everything else except music videos.
I find it odd that the word colonel is pronounced “kernel” despite not having an “r” anywhere in it.
In the Blade movies, he gets his powers when his mother is bitten by a vampire while she’s pregnant. At the end of the first movie, it’s revealed that the vampires know about this because his mother turned and joined them. Yet, in the other two movies, the goal of the vampires is to make more like Blade, who can withstand the sunlight. So….. why didn’t they just start biting more pregnant women????
Commercial Announcer: These are real people, not actors.
….apparently, actors aren’t real people.
I was looking up what date Thanksgiving fell on this year on an online calendar. At the bottom of the page it had some links to related articles. One of the articles was about the day after Thanksgiving and what people called it. Most people I know refer to it as Black Friday. This article said that there was a certain group of people that referred to it with a different color.
The article claimed that plumbers refer to the day after Thanksgiving as Brown Friday, because it’s their busiest day of the year for pipe and septic blockages.
I find that to be incredibly humorous.
My team lead came around to everyone today asking for any ideas that we may have that would make things run more smoothly for us in the warehouse. Apparently my suggestion, that he stop acting like a jackass, wasn’t “constructive” or “helpful”.
Who knew?