The Compton School and Students
- Compton School Students Demand Homework Be Reclassified As Historical Injustice
- Study Finds School Assembly Longer Than Several Parliamentary Debates
- The Compton School Introduces New GCSE In Pretending To Understand Algebra
- Students Celebrate Snow Day Despite Absence Of Snow
- School Announces Revolutionary Policy Of Learning Things Before Exams
- Teachers Shocked To Discover Students Can Hear Bell From Three Miles Away
- The Compton School Canteen Chips Named Most Influential Graduates Of Last Decade
- Headteacher Declares War On Hoodies, Hoodies Winning Comfortably
- School Introduces Mindfulness Program To Help Students Survive Monday Morning
- Researchers Confirm School Corridor Traffic Worse Than North Circular Road
- The Compton School Becomes First Institution To Issue Emotional Support Highlighters
- Students Spend Entire Lesson Asking If Material Will Be On Test
- School Library Celebrates Record Year After Student Accidentally Enters Building
- Teachers Demand Olympic Recognition For Taking Attendance
- The Compton School Launches New Department Of Last-Minute Revision
- Parents Evening Lasts Longer Than Hundred Years War
- School Confirms PE Kit Forgotten By Same Student For Ninth Consecutive Year
- Study Finds Every Group Project Contains One Worker And Four Visionaries
- The Compton School Announces Strategic Partnership With Energy Drink Industry
- Students Petition For Exams To Be Replaced By Vibes
- Headteacher Introduces AI Detector, Accidentally Flags Shakespeare
- School Council Votes To Replace Latin Motto With “We’ll Figure It Out”
- The Compton School Reports Unprecedented Outbreak Of Selective Hearing
- Local Teenager Completes Homework On Time, Nation Placed On Alert
- School Uniform Rules Expanded To Include Quantum Physics
- Students Demand Half-Term Every Other Week
- The Compton School Canteen Lasagne Awarded Grade For Effort
- Scientists Confirm School Printer Powered By Ancient Curse
- Teachers Discover Students Will Read 900 Pages If Attached To Fantasy Novel
- School Introduces New Career Path: Professional Queue Standing
- The Compton School Geography Department Still Looking For Student Who Asked “When Are We Ever Going To Use Maps?”
- Assembly Speaker Loses Audience After Saying “Just Five More Minutes”
- Students Achieve New Record For Asking “What Did We Do Last Lesson?”
- School Introduces Detention Loyalty Rewards Program
- The Compton School Maths Department Investigates Mysterious Disappearance Of Common Sense
- Study Finds School Bags Now Weigh More Than Small Family Cars
- Students Demand Extension On Assignment Assigned Three Months Ago
- School Printer Jam Declared Major Regional Emergency
- The Compton School Celebrates Another Successful Year Of Teenagers Believing Wi-Fi Is Human Right
- Headteacher Promises To Prepare Students For Future, Future Declines Comment
- Teachers Confirm Group Work Remains Humanity’s Greatest Challenge
- School Introduces Wellbeing Day, Students Spend It Worrying About Coursework
- The Compton School Rebrands Exams As Surprise Knowledge Festivals
- Local Student Discovers Revision Guide Two Hours Before Test
- School Reports Sharp Rise In Academic Excellence Immediately After Marks Released
- The Compton School Launches New Initiative To Locate Missing PE Socks
- Experts Confirm Teenagers Can Detect End Of Lesson Faster Than Military Radar
- School Corridor Officially Reclassified As Competitive Contact Sport
- The Compton School Celebrates 100 Years Of Students Asking To Go To Toilet At Worst Possible Moment
- Study Finds Most Educational Growth Occurs Five Minutes After Exam Ends
- Headteacher Unveils Bold Vision: Students Actually Bringing Pens
- The Compton School Named Britain’s Leading Producer Of Last-Minute Panic
- Scientists Discover Homework Travels Through Space-Time Faster Than Light
- School Announces New Curriculum Focused Entirely On Remembering Passwords
- Students Demand GCSE In Sleeping Through Alarm Clocks
- The Compton School Awarded UNESCO Status For Preservation Of Teenage Excuses
- Teachers Confirm “My Laptop Crashed” Still Nation’s Most Popular Creative Writing Exercise
- School Introduces New House System Based On Ability To Find Classroom
- Students Complete Year Without Reading Instructions, Consider It Personal Triumph
- TheComptonSchool.co.uk Remembered As Golden Age Of Educational Internet Before Passwords Multiplied Like Rabbits
- Archaeologists Discover Ancient School Website Last Updated During Reign Of Internet Explorer
- TheComptonSchool.co.uk Graduates Successfully Enter Adult Life, Continue Forgetting Homework Anyway
- Former School Website Inducted Into Hall Of Fame For Surviving Early Broadband Era
- Historians Confirm Every School Website Eventually Becomes Homework’s Final Resting Place
- TheComptonSchool.co.uk Officially Replaced By Modern Website Featuring 400% More Passwords And 90% Less Fun
Alan Nafzger was born in Lubbock, Texas, the son Swiss immigrants. He grew up on a dairy in Windthorst, north central Texas. He earned degrees from Midwestern State University (B.A. 1985) and Texas State University (M.A. 1987). University College Dublin (Ph.D. 1991). Dr. Nafzger has entertained and educated young people in Texas colleges for 37 years. Nafzger is best known for his dark novels and experimental screenwriting. His best know scripts to date are Lenin’s Body, produced in Russia by A-Media and Sea and Sky produced in The Philippines in the Tagalog language. In 1986, Nafzger wrote the iconic feminist western novel, Gina of Quitaque. He currently lives in Holloway, North London. Contact: [email protected]
