Like this is original…

rev1xxI’m working on a thesis right now. It’s been percolating in my brainpan for a short while, probably prompted by the current financial crisis, and goes something like this: Libertarians, with a small or large L, in describing their philosophy, often harken back to the formative years of our country and the documents we produced – the Declaration and the Constitution. (We also produced the Articles of Confederation, we immediately had to amend the Constitution with the Bill of Rights, so let’s not get the idea that the founders of the country were blessed with supernatural gifts, the way some current politicians wish us to believe. That’s a different story, however.) And in this particular case, they’re right: we were founded on a unique and radically different philosophy of governance. Jefferson, Madison, and the others wrote into being a whole new set of ideas based on individual and collective rights, equality, a diminishing of hierarchy…a host of new concepts which had never before been tested on real people. And it worked. Yes, we’ve strayed from the concept somewhat, but throughout our history, we have always exhibited these bedrock principles in some fashion, differencing us from all other countries, even those who’ve consciously emulated us.

There is one main problem with all of that, and in particular, with applying it to today’s U.S.: the economic angle wasn’t addressed at all. At the time, there wasn’t any need…the civic institutions were paramount – the church, the guild, and the town meeting were the basis of society. Commerce was important, and corporations existed, but they were smaller and geographically limited, regulated by (in the colonists’ case) the Crown through charter. They did not have the effect on the day-to-day lives of Americans that they do today.

In fact, the whole equation became upended at the time of the Industrial Revolution, and hasn’t been back on track since. Government and civic institutions waned in influence, and corporations usurped that position. And this was a problem because of the lack of vision, planning, and regulation. The Founding Fathers saw firsthand what happened when government became imperial, justifying itself by its own right with no outside check, so they broke away and redrew the rules so that couldn’t happen again. The civic and corporate worlds were left to their own devices (though some rules were devised to insure that government didn’t mix inextricably with either one) – and corporations rapidly out-performed the civic world thanks to their economic advantage.

Today’s large corporation is, basically, King George III revisited. It exists multinationally, owing allegiance to no one save its own Board. It may levy taxes on the people in the form of charges for needed goods and services; the average person in an industrial nation needs them more than they need government. It requires no justification for its actions, and need not act in the interests of those “lesser”.

It flew under the radar of the Constitution and the Founding Fathers because its masquerades as simply a group of normal citizens, subject to the same laws as everyone else; it’s even in their name for themselves: the “private sector”. In fact, they’re about as far from private as you can get – the influence of a very few, hierarchically placed individuals ranges extremely far beyond their own concerns, as the current crisis demonstrates. They are modern Kings. And this masquerade continues because the Founders didn’t pick up on the fact that money buys rights.

At this point, you’re probably figuring this goes off in a commie direction, because Marx and Engels did get this…but their solution went off the rails fairly quickly, because corporate influence actually does bring progress (dedicated individuals can often accomplish more than an unfocused crowd), and because the money – and authority, and influence – had to go somewhere, and putting it into the hands of the State, which is essentially what happened, despite what they say, wasn’t that much better of an idea. Some much better people got it, too, such as FDR…he was able to avoid a lot of the idiocy that led to our current crash by pushing some order onto the whole system from the top down, during, not coincidentally, a crisis like the one we’re having now.

What’s needed now is something similar, but more fundamental, harkening again back to the Founders: a Declaration of Independence from Corporate America, and a Constitution to regulate the economy – a popularly constituted “Congress”, not necessarily co-extensive with the rest of government, to enforce the will of the people on corporate entities through appropriate regulation, which would necessarily mean monetarily, since that is the mechanism they use to control society.

The State of the Union, abridged

alexAnd now, a quick summary of where we are, courtesy of your friends at the Hidden Message.

  • We’re broke. No, I mean really. Really, really, no dough, all skint. As in out-of-doors, hand-to-mouth, ramen-is-lookin’-good broke. Wall Street is advising clients to invest in canned goods and ammunition.* And those in charge – the ones who nominally have to fix all this – are the idiots whose belief that everything is best when it’s auctioned off for a profit on the way to the golf course caused about 95% of this mess in the first place. This means that not only are we broke, we’re also screwed. And so is the next President.
  • Speaking of which, the nominal “opposition” “party” is lining up to drink the Kool-Aid proffered by these same idiots. Doing the dispensing is the current Presidential candidate, who is just happy that his base thinks he walks on water and everyone else is distracted by the wailing and gnashing of teeth on Wall Street – otherwise they might realize that caving in when the chips are down is really nothing new for this guy (FISA, war funding, etc.)
  • The Great Reformer, John McCain – a “maverick” in the same sense that Obama is “opposition” – is “suspending his campaign” and heading back to Washington so he can strap on his Superman cape and save the country. This apparently means…um, we’re not sure. He’s still collecting money, doing interviews (except on Letterman), running ads, and the like; he knows as much about the economy as he does about taming mountain lions in the Kalahari; and he really can’t strap on a cape without his wife’s help. But he won’t debate, given that this is so all-fired important, and especially he won’t allow have Sarah Palin debate. She should be seen and not heard, after all…meanwhile, the “maverick” is cozying up to the current Pres Resident on his recovery plan (*ack ack ack*) and desperately hoping no one brought along a camera, or otherwise makes the connection that this walking disaster incumbent of the 30%-and-falling approval rating is actually, y’know, in his party.
  • While McCain drops the Cone of Silence on his cartoon-character running mate, Cynthia McKinney has offered to debate Obama in McCain’s absence on Friday. This will of course happen, right after Sen. Obama removes his own appendix with a bottle of Scotch and a rusty chainsaw.
  • The Libbies believe that the reason all of this happened is that there was just too much regg-uh-lay-shun, durn it!…which is the best reason I can think of to not allow the LP to run a luncheon, much less the country. Or, rather, they would be saying this if they weren’t currently having an ego-fueled bitchfest between Bob Barr and Ron Paul that makes Ralph Nader look like Mr. Rogers (more forthcoming from the HM on that score).
  • In a related topic, Chuck Baldwin of the John Birch Soci Constitution Party, the noted pastor who believes that America was founded solely as a Christian nation, is the current crush object and donation recipient of the Ron Paul Blimp of Luuuvvv. In further related news, Verne Troyer has signed as a center by the Los Angeles Lakers, and a spokesman for the sun has revealed that it will be rising in the west tomorrow, “just for a change of pace”.

Yeah, I’m watching this election. The problem is, I’m not watching it from far enough away.

* Yeah, I nicked this line. Couldn’t help it.

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