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i stole the tv.
17 June 2012 @ 06:36 pm
Title: You Always Forget Your First
Rating: T
Fandom: New Girl/Parks and Recreation
Pairings: Nick Miller/Ann Perkins
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: the origins of True American (aka a fic where possibly Ann is from Chicago and they have ~history)
A/N: For
kolms' Short & Sweet ficathon. Any explanation for this isn't going to make it any more logical, so. Enjoy? Also please bear in mind that it's un-beta'd because it's supposed to have been comment!fic at a ficathon. HA. HAHAHAHAHA. I hate everyone.
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Rating: T
Fandom: New Girl/Parks and Recreation
Pairings: Nick Miller/Ann Perkins
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: the origins of True American (aka a fic where possibly Ann is from Chicago and they have ~history)
A/N: For
kolms' Short & Sweet ficathon. Any explanation for this isn't going to make it any more logical, so. Enjoy? Also please bear in mind that it's un-beta'd because it's supposed to have been comment!fic at a ficathon. HA. HAHAHAHAHA. I hate everyone.( 5500ish wordsCollapse )
Mood: 
listless
listless
26 December 2011 @ 02:13 pm
Title: The Elm, The Ash, and The Linden Tree
Rating: T
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Forgertie_flirty's fantastic Saturnalia prompt AU in which Penny is a writer that procrastinates, Sheldon is her put upon editor.
A/N: It wouldn't be a fic exchange without me somehow getting painfully sick or injured, thus bringing up the rear. But, seriously, I hope I did this anything resembling justice because (I interpreted the term editor very lightly and) this is easily one of my favorite tropes and I know I identify with Penny enough as it is, so putting her in this position was kind of brutal! If I didn't already bequeath my life and love toweasleytook on a daily basis, I'd be doing it for the first time, here. Thank you for making this look halfway legible.
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Rating: T
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: For
gertie_flirty's fantastic Saturnalia prompt AU in which Penny is a writer that procrastinates, Sheldon is her put upon editor. A/N: It wouldn't be a fic exchange without me somehow getting painfully sick or injured, thus bringing up the rear. But, seriously, I hope I did this anything resembling justice because (I interpreted the term editor very lightly and) this is easily one of my favorite tropes and I know I identify with Penny enough as it is, so putting her in this position was kind of brutal! If I didn't already bequeath my life and love to
weasleytook on a daily basis, I'd be doing it for the first time, here. Thank you for making this look halfway legible.( 5,700ish wordsCollapse )
Mood: 
dead
dead02 October 2011 @ 11:39 pm
Mood: nauseated
nauseated02 October 2011 @ 11:36 pm
Mood: dead
dead02 October 2011 @ 10:57 pm
Title: Same As It Ever Was (Same As It Ever Was)
Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Raj/OC, OC/OC, ensemble
Warnings: Children, Interdimensional Space and/or Time Travel, Sex
Rating: R
Summary: HERE
Mix/Art: HERE byishie
A/N: This story has been haunting me for almost a year until I refurbished it to be the ugly, weirdly emotional monster below. I want to thank the people who urged me to keep writing it as it first burst out of my brain and especiallyishie for being amazing and talented and having great taste in music, weasleytook for convincing me that this wasn't the worst idea (she's still wrong on that front, but) and galfridian for agreeing to do me fifty more favors than I've ever earned. This will stand as part one of the entire story, even though it'll be split in three. The second half will be up eventually, when I finish editing what I have written and finally get to the proper ending I have planned. Until then, gentle viewers.
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Pairings: Sheldon/Penny, Raj/OC, OC/OC, ensemble
Warnings: Children, Interdimensional Space and/or Time Travel, Sex
Rating: R
Summary: HERE
Mix/Art: HERE by
ishieA/N: This story has been haunting me for almost a year until I refurbished it to be the ugly, weirdly emotional monster below. I want to thank the people who urged me to keep writing it as it first burst out of my brain and especially
ishie for being amazing and talented and having great taste in music, weasleytook for convincing me that this wasn't the worst idea (she's still wrong on that front, but) and galfridian for agreeing to do me fifty more favors than I've ever earned. This will stand as part one of the entire story, even though it'll be split in three. The second half will be up eventually, when I finish editing what I have written and finally get to the proper ending I have planned. Until then, gentle viewers.( 21,000ish wordsCollapse )
Mood: dead
dead07 September 2011 @ 07:13 pm
26 July 2011 @ 10:07 pm
C/N: Made for 
sheldon_penny's Remix Challenge. Inspired by the amazing damalur's Life Series.
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22 May 2011 @ 01:52 am
Title: And I'm Knee Deep In It
Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: Mostly gen, with a bit of everything (Sheldon/Penny, Penny/Raj, and Sheldon/Amy).
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: An alternate take on the aftermath of the fourth season finale.
A/N: Super latehelp_japan fill for the generous and far too patient __hibiscus. She's mentioned that she likes a hint of Raj/Penny (or Raj/Penny/Sheldon) to her Sheldon/Penny shipping and this doesn't really do either justice, but I definitely tried to throw that in there. Hopefully this is halfway worth the wait. Major thanks to the lovely allthingsholy for giving this a once-over. And because I can't stop making fanmixes, click on either image below to download the tracks (both individually or as a .zip) to the attached one.
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Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: Mostly gen, with a bit of everything (Sheldon/Penny, Penny/Raj, and Sheldon/Amy).
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: An alternate take on the aftermath of the fourth season finale.
A/N: Super late
help_japan fill for the generous and far too patient __hibiscus. She's mentioned that she likes a hint of Raj/Penny (or Raj/Penny/Sheldon) to her Sheldon/Penny shipping and this doesn't really do either justice, but I definitely tried to throw that in there. Hopefully this is halfway worth the wait. Major thanks to the lovely allthingsholy for giving this a once-over. And because I can't stop making fanmixes, click on either image below to download the tracks (both individually or as a .zip) to the attached one.( 4,100ish words and some musicCollapse )
19 April 2011 @ 05:34 am
Title: Take A Ch-Ch-Ch-Chance
Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: Ben/Leslie
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Leslie throws Ben a birthday party. He's not the only one surprised.
A/N: Prompted by the generousshornt for help_japan. Thank you for your patience with my crazy schedule! Also, major thanks to my life hero, weasleytook for the a once over.
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Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: Ben/Leslie
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Leslie throws Ben a birthday party. He's not the only one surprised.
A/N: Prompted by the generous
shornt for help_japan. Thank you for your patience with my crazy schedule! Also, major thanks to my life hero, weasleytook for the a once over.( 2,250ish wordsCollapse )
Mood: 
high
high15 March 2011 @ 05:34 pm
Title: checkin' it twice
Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: April/Andy
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: I want to treat April like a queen, and queens deserve flowers… and massages. Chocolate. Booze. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds. Treasure chests - full of scarves! Different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub ‘em on stuff!
A/N: Prompted by the amazingmiddle_cyclone for help_japan. Additional thanks to the lovely weasleytook for cleaning up my 3AM rambles into something legible.
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Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: April/Andy
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: I want to treat April like a queen, and queens deserve flowers… and massages. Chocolate. Booze. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds. Treasure chests - full of scarves! Different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub ‘em on stuff!
A/N: Prompted by the amazing
middle_cyclone for help_japan. Additional thanks to the lovely weasleytook for cleaning up my 3AM rambles into something legible.( 1,600ish wordsCollapse )
13 January 2011 @ 12:19 am
Title: Just Like You Would To Your Girl Or Guy
Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: Jeff/Britta, Troy/Annie
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: what if they were community college teachers instead
A/N: Written forbebitched's prompt at Rewriting History in about two hours. I seriously don't even know.
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Rating/Warnings: T
Pairings: Jeff/Britta, Troy/Annie
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: what if they were community college teachers instead
A/N: Written for
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Mood: awake
31 December 2010 @ 01:32 am
Title: That’s Amore
Rating/Warnings: T
Disclaimer: It’s a rental.
Summary: Sheldon and Penny backpack through Europe, contemplate life, dissect Friends meta, and fall in love.
A/N: Saturnalia pinch-hit fordebpeters. One of the prompts was Neil Gaiman and hopefully this... qualifies. I genuinely did try to use the selected quote as a major plot inspiration, if that doesn't notably come across. ♥ Huge thanks to weasleytook for being amazing as always and giving this a look-over. I also added a random EP because I wrote this almost in one sitting and I had these songs on repeat so much it almost broke my iTunes. Click either image to download it. So, yeah. Hope you enjoy them! Happy holidays. :D
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Rating/Warnings: T
Disclaimer: It’s a rental.
Summary: Sheldon and Penny backpack through Europe, contemplate life, dissect Friends meta, and fall in love.
A/N: Saturnalia pinch-hit for
debpeters. One of the prompts was Neil Gaiman and hopefully this... qualifies. I genuinely did try to use the selected quote as a major plot inspiration, if that doesn't notably come across. ♥ Huge thanks to weasleytook for being amazing as always and giving this a look-over. I also added a random EP because I wrote this almost in one sitting and I had these songs on repeat so much it almost broke my iTunes. Click either image to download it. So, yeah. Hope you enjoy them! Happy holidays. :D( 6,900ish words and some musicCollapse )
20 December 2010 @ 07:24 pm
Title: Baroque Moved You
Rating: T
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Sheldon and Penny get their high school reunion on.
Author's Notes: Forammorgan21, who was game for pretty much anything. Hopefully you can handle the sheer unadulterated trope-iness of this. It kind of got away from me.
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Rating: T
Disclaimer: It's a rental.
Summary: Sheldon and Penny get their high school reunion on.
Author's Notes: For
ammorgan21, who was game for pretty much anything. Hopefully you can handle the sheer unadulterated trope-iness of this. It kind of got away from me.( 8,175ish wordsCollapse )
Mood: 
exhausted
exhausted11 April 2010 @ 09:20 am
Music: Mariah Carey - Honey
Mood: 
giggly
giggly26 January 2010 @ 08:20 pm
Mood: geeky