aurora
twilight. alice/edward/bella. '... and then they all made out' seems to be the moral to a lot of these unfinished fics

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reunion
twilight. alice and bella get ready for their high school reunion.

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if life's a peach then, honey, you're the pits
the office, jim, pam/karen. jim and pam break up while she's going to school in new york. and he's fine. until she starts dating karen.

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rusted firm, no lie
lost. after the finale, sun's conscious drifts between realities.
a/n: honestly not sure where this one was going? something deep and metaphysical i'm sure, lol

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twelve operations in normality
twilight, all-human. where Bella, Alice and Rosalie have been friends since birth; Bella and Edward got married right out of high school and their friends still make fun of them for it; Alice is a yoga/meditation instructor and Jasper is in corporate law which causes some problems; Rosalie started having a fling with her personal trainer Emmett… four years ago; and most of the scenes resemble sex and the city a disturbing amount.

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title: there will be blood (but if you're not hemophiliac you don't have to worry)
fandom: buffy the vampire slayer/true blood/twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): (in order of appearance) emmett, willow, faith, rosalie, carlisle, jasper, edward, eric, alice, spike
rating: r
word count: 462
spoilers: none. this is crack, baby, we don't deal in spoilers.
notes: so a while ago i had this idea where i would blend the vamp mythology and general moral tone of all of my vampire fandoms into one epic crossover... and it turned into this ridiculousness. my apologies.

summary: vampire come out of the coffin and madness ensues.

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title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. v: roar
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): edward pov; edward/bella, the volturri, carlisle
rating: pg13
word count: 5200
spoilers: breaking dawn au.
notes: this is the last part of 'five times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.' this isn't me working out my issues with e/b at all, i have no idea what you're talking about.

summary: au. the volturri find them on their honeymoon.


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title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. iv: burn
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): bella pov; the cullens + bella, jacob, victoria, riley
rating: pg13
word count: 2919
spoilers: eclipse au.
notes: this is part four of five 'times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.'

summary: au. bella has different luck during edward's fight with victoria.


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title: be afraid of the cold; they'll inherit your blood, pt. iii: slush
fandom: twilight
character(s)/pairing(s): alice pov; the cullens + bella, charlie, renee
rating: pg13
word count: 3846
spoilers: new moon au.
notes: this is part three of five 'times bella never got turned into a vampire'. title and opening quote (translated) from regina spektor's 'apres moi.'

summary: au. jacob isn't there to pull her out of the water.

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