Generally, I don't like getting forward [FW][FW] emails, cause they're usually pretty stupid, or they want money, or chain letters ect.
Cleo sent me one. I was about to chew her out over it, but desided to read it first. I laughed pretty hard over it, and thought to share with you (without the fw'd's ;)

It's classiclly Urban Ledgend:


A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door

It is time to rise up! and ban the evil that is deep fried onions. Sure, they may taste good. But they are killers. The smoke from deep frying onions is known to cause coughing fits, it lines the lungs of the unsuspecting with oily, sticky fumes. It must be irradicated from the public domain, for the publics own protection, weather they know it, realize it, or not.

I perpose:

1. No deep frying onions in a public restuarunt, private home, company car, or public transport.
2. No deep frying onions 50 feet from any business door.
3. No deep frying onions inside in public building.
4. Taxing deep fried onions until the cost is 2,000 times what they are actually worth.
5. Fineing up to £200 or 20 days in jail for each offence.
6. Persistant deep frying onion offenders be put on a public names list (name and shame)
7. Starting free classes for deep frying onion offenders and those who wish to quit.
8. Start a deep frying onions company that makes patches, sold at extreme price markup, to skin yet more money off those attempting to quit.
9. Passing parliament that requires those who need deep frying onions for their lively hood, register as a leathal weapon, and pay yearly fees.

WHO'S WITH ME!?