2300 / 15000 (20.0%)

I'm aiming for 15,000 words, but I strongly suspect this short is going to be a 'quick read' closer to 5k heh

When updating feath.com, I accedently deleted the word meter. This is the very old April Fools meter. Well, I put it back. It's probably going to stay in the old place, as there's too much code to change if I want to move it.
Here it is: April Fools Word Meter

100 / 500 (20.0%)