You were all so very sweet about the hellscape that was February; thank you. In terms of physical and mental health, and in terms of the weather, things did in fact improve in March. On the other hand, I was made redundant, which is hardly a mood-lifting experience. I am currently job-hunting and trying to put together at least piecemeal work while I do so. If you know anyone who needs GCSE or A-Level English tutoring, let me know. I’m south London-based but can also tutor remotely, and I’m DBS-checked and Safeguarding certified!
On the other hand, I read a hell of a lot of books: twenty-two in total. I was busy right out of the gate, racking up eleven reads in the first seven days of the month! (Well – I’m counting each volume of Clara Gazul separately; discounting that, it’d be ten books in seven days.) Such is the power of comfort re-reading. March’s library roundup is here; here’s what I thought of the rest.
PhD read that I was the most surprised to find genuinely entertaining: Paris Lions and London Tigers, by Harriette Wilson (1825). Wilson’s second book, after her wildly popular bestselling Memoirs, was also her first foray into fiction. Her main characters are the Callams, a nouveau riche English family whose fortune derives, with comical coarseness, from a successful soap-boiling business. Mr. and Mrs. Callam decide to educate their kids with foreign travel, so all five of them go to Paris and are swept up in the riotous world of expatriate high society. There’s a lot of satire, most of it good-spirited, and a surprisingly compelling plot about the marital disposition of the Callam girls (sensible Mary and silly Eliza) and several of their friends. It’s far from the greatest thing written in this period, but honestly, it’s not uninteresting either. There’s a hilarious “key” to the dramatis personae right at the front, because so many people assumed this was a roman à clef that Wilson’s publisher basically said “Screw it! If you were right – and we’re not saying you are – this is who the characters would have been based on.” Classic Wilson; she loved having things both ways. It’s a wonder she only got sued once in her career.
best comfort re-reading: The Immortals Quartet, by Tamora Pierce (1992-1996). I may have written here before about my youthful love of Tamora Pierce, author of feminist fantasy YA novels that smashed gender boundaries and encouraged me to be brave, resourceful, and loyal as a kid. I hate to think how much of my internal moral code derives from Pierce’s work. This quartet is about an extremely gifted “wild mage”, Daine Sarrasri, who starts out in Wild Magic (1992) as a traumatised teenager who loses her entire family to raiders. Taking a job with the horsemistress of the Tortallan Queen’s Riders, she learns to control her magic, which allows her to speak with animals and even shape-shift into one, and she also makes friends and learns how to trust. Book two, Wolf-Speaker (1994), takes her and her teacher, the world-class mage Numair Salmalín, to a remote fief in order to help the wolf pack who live there; they discover a treasonous plot along the way. Emperor Mage (1994) takes them to Carthak, a slaving empire based loosely on Roman Egypt, where Daine is given a new gift from a pissed-off Carthaki god, and where Numair must face his past. The quartet ends with The Realms of the Gods (1996), in which the overarching plot of the series – a war between the Great Gods and their sister, the Chaos deity Uusoae, echoed in the war between Tortall and Carthak – is resolved, and Daine unravels the mystery of her parentage. There are so many great creatures in these novels, from wolves and squirrels to dragons and basilisks to ones entirely of Pierce’s invention, like the unforgettable Stormwings (harpies whose bird-shaped parts are made of steel and who desecrate battlefield dead) and spidrens (carnivorous giant spiders with human heads). There’s some romance, but not too much, and it mostly comes near the end. Pierce is increasingly available in the UK and I’m so happy about it; her heroines are great role models, powerful and forthright but always human.
longest PhD read: Clara Gazul, or Honi Soit Qui Mal Y Pense, vols. I-III, by Harriette Wilson (1830). It can be hard to tell how long books like this are, because unless you have a standardised Penguin Classics edition, you’re using original printed editions which tend to have very small pages with very wide margins. Clara Gazul‘s three volumes total 791 pages, but again, they’re small. It doesn’t feel like Middlemarch. It sure doesn’t read like Middlemarch. It’s odd and delightful in an entirely Harriette Wilson way. Bits are Gothic; bits are a Regency high society satire; bits are really compelling; bits are incredibly boring. There are occasional metafictional flourishes. Almost an entire chapter is devoted to a character writing a letter that includes a description of Wilson herself (cunningly disguised as “Harriette Memoirs”). Chapter titles include such gems as “Alberto—Is He A Bandit?” She’s not aiming for high literature at all; she’s quite specific in the Preface that any reader who’s sick in bed or on a long journey ought to be able to pick the book up at any point and enjoy it. And yet she does manage to maintain, develop and wrap up a plot; she’s a terrific sketcher, with the knack of giving a sense of a character’s personality in a paragraph; she has a sharp eye for detail and accent and human vanity. Clara Gazul doesn’t need to be a Penguin Classic, but there’ll be things to say about it, which is all I require.
longest-overdue re-reading: Protector of the Small Quartet, by Tamora Pierce (1999-2002). Pierce’s first, and breakout, quartet told the story of Alanna of Trebond, who disguises herself as a boy for eight years in order to undertake training as a knight. After Alanna earns her shield, a law is passed allowing girls and young women to train openly for knighthood – but for ten years, no one takes advantage of it. This quartet follows the first girl to do so: Keladry of Mindelan, daughter of the Tortallan ambassadors to the Yamani Islands (a fantasy analogue of imperial Japan). Made to agree to a one-year probationary period, she passes her First Test (1999; see what I did there?) with flying colours, establishing a reputation as someone who won’t stand for the bullying that’s commonplace among her fellow pages or for the sexism thrown at her from conservative elements in the capital. In Page (2000), Kel and her friends continue to hone their skills, but an enemy from her first year conspires to try and force her to fail the final-year examinations. Squire (2001) traces the four-year apprenticeship that all trainees must undertake with an active knight in the field; this reintroduces old friends from other Tortall-set quartets, and culminates in Kel’s Ordeal of Knighthood, in which (unlike the other candidates) she’s given a specific quest. In Lady Knight (2002), the realm is at war and Kel’s first command involves building and defending a refugee camp – plus she has her quest to fulfill, somehow. Unlike Pierce’s earlier heroines, Kel doesn’t have a magical Gift or divine powers; she’s just incredibly tenacious, fair-minded, and stubborn. She puts the hard work in. An excellent Goodreads review, to which I can’t link (but if you’re on GR and want to read it, it’s currently the second most popular one for Lady Knight) puts it well: if Alanna is Dana Scully, Kel is Leslie Knope. It makes this series a particularly good one to return to as an adult; I’m glad I did.
best palate cleanser: Snowspelled, by Stephanie Burgis (2017). I downloaded this on the recommendation of Jo Walton, who read all the other books in the series too and pronounced them “a series of delightful romances in a world similar to that of Randall Garrett’s Lord Darcy novels”. Having not read Randall Garrett, my personal comp is: Bridgerton, plus spells and minus the explicitness. (There’s sex, but it’s entirely skimmed over; the focus is on kissing. Even the very sex-in-fiction-averse will struggle to get upset about it.) This is a novella, which means that – as often seems to happen with genre works written to a novella word count – everything feels slightly short-changed. The mystery gets solved in the protagonist’s head but the solution is withheld until the dramatic climax, which I don’t like (and with a first-person narrator, it feels especially cheaty.) Although we do get to experience the resolution of the romance obstacle for ourselves, there’s something a little tidy about the way the characters realise their mistakes. On the other hand, the setting is great: a roughly Regency-era Britain in whose history Boudicca repelled the Romans with the help of her second husband, a magic-wielder, and gender roles developed such that women are the kingdom’s politicians and men serve as their helpmates, using magic. I particularly liked the way this is demonstrated by the subtle flipping of expectations: if our heroine Cassandra and her ex-fiancé Wrexham are caught kissing, he’s the one whose reputation would be compromised. This is not trying to be deep or literary; it isn’t Jonathan Strange (but what is?) It worked very well as a sign-off to a long weekend of comfort reading, and I wouldn’t say no to reading more in the series, although I suspect they’ll all be best read in a similarly palate-cleansing way.
book it took me the longest to read for no discernible reason: Minor Black Figures, by Brandon Taylor (2025). At some point in this book, someone describes an art show as containing works accessible only to a small coterie of Manhattan and parts of Brooklyn. You have to assume an author knows they’re handing a hostage to fortune with a line like that, particularly in a book set amongst a small coterie of artists and philosophers living in New York in the first half of the 2020s. For about the first third of this novel, that’s how I felt about it: that the writing was very good, as is Brandon Taylor’s way, but that the level of interest I, the reader, was being assumed to have in the minutiae of an extremely specific stratum of society was far higher than my actual level of interest. That is kind of the point, it turns out; we’re so committed to the perspective of the protagonist, Wyeth, that we only slowly realise how deeply the novel is actually critiquing (as well as offering some compassion to) his frantic involutions of thought and self-criticism. As I texted a friend, “it oscillates between being irritatingly locked in to the youthful gay arts scene in a narrowly delimited number of streets in a single city, and being more interestingly concerned with things like navigating intimacy and the various legacies of religious faith. The musings on subjectivity and social posturing stuff is largely boring, but the other stuff is great, as long as the main character isn’t thinking about how things will look on social media (boring).” When he inquired whether I’d actually recommend the book or not, I had to admit that I would, but also that my critical perspective can be summarised as “less theory, more connection (and banging)”.
That emphasis on interiority and self-searching may be why this took me five full days to read despite it not being particularly long. My mental and intellectual energy is being used up at such a rate that what I seem to require in fiction more than anything else at this moment is plot, and this hovered right on the edge of my current capacity. That’s a weird feeling for someone who has always prided herself on her ability to read literally anything. Thanks to NetGalley for the eARC. Minor Black Figures was published in the UK on 19 March 2026.
funnest/silliest imagination of the future: The Futurological Congress, by Stanisław Lem (1971; trans. Michael Kandel, 1975). A delightful short novel in which a space explorer, Ijon Tichy, is sent to the eponymous conference by his boss for no particularly good reason ([I] remarked that, really, I wasn’t much of an expert on futurology. His reply was that hardly anyone knows a thing about pumping, and yet we don’t stand idly by when we hear the cry of “Man the pumps!”) and gets caught up in a coup that involves copious amounts of hallucinogenic chemicals being pumped into the air and water supply. Shot by police and cryogenically frozen for decades, he’s thawed out in a strange new future where you can pop to the corner store to buy yourself a Rembrandt on the way home, lavish food is abundant, housing conditions are uniformly opulent, and new knowledge is acquired not by reading it but by taking a pill that contains it (leading to an excellent throwaway scene in which Tichy takes half an encyclopaedia and suffers indigestion). Save for the mysterious fact that people often seem to be panting heavily for no clear reason, especially after taking the elevator, it would be a utopia. But Tichy, as a man out of time, finds it all a bit baffling, and eventually he’ll discover some salient truths about this civilisation… The Futurological Congress is far from being a gritty dystopia; it’s more of a goofy, satirical fable, albeit one with much stronger anxiety about overpopulation than you might expect. (This seems to have been a major concern in the ’70s. Paul Erlich’s influential but wildly misguided and eugenicist book The Population Bomb came out in 1968.) Tichy appears in several of Lem’s books as an affably hapless everyman; his humorous but earnest perspective is largely what makes this work. It’s a very different flavour from the other Lem novel I’ve read, Solaris, but it neither takes itself too seriously nor outstays its welcome. Fans of Kurt Vonnegut and H.G. Wells would get on well with this.
book I most liked the idea of, without being sold on the execution: The Watermark, by Sam Mills (2024). This has been on my radar for a while, because the idea is great. It’s a metafictional literary romance in which protagonists Jaime and Rachel are – separately – trapped in the same book, a bad Victorian pastiche by the self-regarding reclusive big-name author Augustus Fate (seven times Booker nominated, but no wins!) They find each other, fall in love, and eventually regain their memories. Realising they’re trapped in a book, they find a way out – but only into another layer of fiction. And then it happens all over again, only slightly differently. And again. And again. Lots of rich things to be said about fate (Augustus Fate!) and free will, rationality vs. religious belief, the solidity of identity. Also lots of fun to be had with the concept of Booksurfing, the method by which Jaime and Rachel travel between books. (It involves hallucinogenic tea!)
Unfortunately, if you’re going to do anything remotely like this, you do need to be offering something that stands up to comparisons with both Italo Calvino’s If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler and Jasper Fforde’s Thursday Next series. I don’t think Mills’s book compares well to either. For sheer zaniness combined with total dedication to the premise, Fforde has her beat. Calvino, who takes it all somewhat more seriously, might be a better comparison, but I always feel aware while reading Calvino that any thinness is meant, that an extract from a supposed novel that doesn’t convince as literature is meant to point out the artificiality of the environments the characters are in, whereas with Mills, it felt like she was sincerely trying to write extracts from the four different novels that her protagonists end up in, and just not doing a very good job of it. There’s little stylistic distinction between them, which is probably the worst thing; I could forgive dragging plots or a sense of inauthenticity in dialogue or phrasing, because these are fake novels within a real novel populated by the fictional characters of said real novel – unsurprising if the edifice of fiction starts to creak a little – but the way that all of the novels have the same ineffable medium-roast tone is too much, or rather too little, for me. Another obvious comparison would be David Mitchell, but he’s also better at this: whatever Cloud Atlas‘s faults, you know from a single sentence whether you’re in the Adam Ewing section or the Luisa Rey one or the Sloosha’s Crossin one. The Watermark is at its most engaging near the end, as Jaime and Rachel fight to climb out of fiction once and for all; that’s not nothing, but if a 500+-page novel only starts to feel urgent near the end of its page count, you’ll already have lost a lot of readers.
story collection I think is best discussed entirely by quoting individual sentences from it: Passion and Affect, by Laurie Colwin (1974). It was a good thing, Benno often thought, that Charlotte was good-looking, because left to her own devices, she might have been deeply unattractive and never noticed (“The Elite Viewer”). He moved, the way precocious children do, from the serious to the flirtatious and struck an irresistible balance in between (“Dangerous French Mistress”, in which a character also describes himself, perfectly, as a “mute uncomprehending walrus”). Paul [a child] began a collection of birds’ eggs that he displayed on sweat socks in the potting shed (“The Water Rats”). She functioned as smoothly as a hospital kitchen (“The Girl with the Harlequin Glasses”). At the door to his office, he was greeted by a young man wearing his hair in the manner of John Donne, a three-piece suit, and cowboy boots (“Passion and Affect”). He rarely laughed, but when he did it was like a meal (“The Man Who Jumped Into the Water”). In the photo, he looked as if he were Architecture, and she was a random, flying buttress he was supporting (“A Road in Indiana”). The two of them hang together like icicles (“The Smartest Woman in America”). Basically, they thought their personalities were works of art, and they were not far wrong (“Imelda”). Soon, he would be the only member of the Big Plum staff, including the members of the board – perhaps the only person in the supermarket business – with a Ph.D. in art history (“The Big Plum”). If those sentences on their own don’t sell this collection to you, I don’t know what would.
best surprise: The Keeper, by Tana French (2026). This is the third of French’s Cal Hooper novels, a series she started to move away from her wildly successful Dublin Murder Squad series. The first one, The Searcher, came out in 2020. At the time I liked it and thought it heralded an interesting departure, but it faded from my mind very quickly and now I can’t recall much about it. I’ve never felt inclined to revisit it, which is unusual for me; I reread most of French’s novels pretty regularly. Reading The Keeper, therefore, I was almost fresh; I remembered Cal’s previous life as a Chicago P.D. detective, and his semi-foster kid Trey, whose brother’s disappearance he looks into in The Searcher, but not much else.
It turned out not to matter; it helped a little to have some orienting prior knowledge, but for the most part I didn’t really need it. Here’s what French can still do better than any other crime writer working (and significantly better than writers in most other genres): map emotional currents in an environment, whether that’s a village community or a single room. These novels have taken her focus out of the Irish city and into the Irish countryside, whose inhabitants have rich and complex layers of relationship – to each others’ families, to the land itself, to various ideas like loyalty and boundaries and what the right thing to do looks like – that an outsider like Cal can sometimes see more readily, but sometimes can’t see at all until it’s far too late. Some of the most compelling parts of The Keeper show Cal recognising those invisible social land mines, not always in time to react to them. Here’s what’s risky about these books: they’re in third person. The immediacy of French’s Dublin narrators (and even the protagonist of her standalone The Wych Elm) is gone. It’s made up for here by using dual perspectives: Cal’s girlfriend Lena is a village woman born and bred, and how she sees the situation is very different from how he sees it, and we get to see through her eyes too. The secondary characters are also terrific. I love Trey, and her maybe-girlfriend Kate, but my favourites are Mart Lavin, an older farmer who takes Cal under his wing but who is by no means an innocent old boy, and Dymphna Duggan, a frankly terrifying elderly woman whose position in the village – dispenser of knowledge and information, but for a price, every single time – would have made her a witch or bad fairy only a few generations back. French has never been a crime writer for everyone, and the slow pace of revelation in The Keeper might put some readers off, but there’s always some fascinating character interaction going on that means the pace doesn’t need to be rip-roaring. On the basis of this, I might have to go back and reread The Searcher, just to find out what I missed the first time. Thanks to NetGalley for the eARC. The Keeper will be published in the UK on 2 April 2026.
How has your March reading gone? Have you read any of these? (Probably not the Harriette Wilsons, but hey, you never know…)















