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Advice for the soon-to-be-confused
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wayward_va
You have questions. And while questions are a burden to others, Dr. Wrong shall heft the shoulder bag of your confusion onto the train to Answerland.

If one goes to Lizard Lick and licks a lizard, what will happen?

'Lizard Lick' is a bit of a misnomer. Originally the town was named 'Liz Ardlick' after the favorite daughter of one of the town fathers; Tobias J. Ardlick. When not singing with his barbershop quartet, Tobias could be found fly fishing in a dry lakebed. To this day nobody knows what he was trying to catch or why. If you do go to modern-day 'Lizard Lick', and I advise against it for reasons of both safety and hygiene, stay away from the dry lakebed.

Dear Dr. Wrong

In the hardware store I see signs for a "Ferreteria".

Is this where ferrets go to buy hardware?

Ferrets, like cats, get their hardware on the Internet. It's the 21st century, questioners. Try and keep up.

Next question, please.
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wayward_va
Been awhile since the last posting. Anybody out there have questions for Dr. Wrong? Anyone? Buehler?
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nosebeepbear
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nosebeepbear
Dear Dr. Wrong,

Is there ever a time when a wombat isn't good company?
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themangoavenger
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themangoavenger
President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.

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dhs
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dhs
This band needs six nine people to emulate The Beatles.
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selki
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selki
Spartacus: The Musical

(I don't know how to embed, sorry)
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nancylebov
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nancylebov
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epp-M_4djxM

Do not put "Grow Where You are Planted" right after a song about Jack the Ripper.
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nancylebov
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nancylebov
From an interview:

I could never be a judge in a contest or a beauty pageant because I get overwhelmed by the idea that we should just pick one. I can't bear to pick a winner. I want everybody to be recognized for their own special wrongness.
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vvalkyri
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vvalkyri
http://www.horrordecor.net/index.htm . Specifically bloody nail candles and urine sample candles.

Links courtesy spookystyle
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themangoavenger
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themangoavenger
http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/stp/1704177115.html

"We are four members of a small silicon valley startup forming a ragtag team of underdogs. Included in our crew are a genius who's lack of social skills make him almost useless, a tomboy girl whose romantic entanglements cause complications, a black man, and a jock who has no purpose but often makes wise-ass remarks. Our coach and angel investor is a former star who suffered great and mysterious personal tragedy which he rarely discusses. Now he drinks and hopes that we take first place in the startup competition!

"Nemesis must be tall and intimidating muscular blonds, have identical uniforms of some kind and be proficient in scowling. Ivy league or equivalent background and intimidating amounts of corporate funding required. Eastern European origins and thick accent a plus. Headbands recommended. Your coach must believe in winning at all costs. All must have questionable ethical standards but one team member, who will apologize in the end.

"Everything will be decided in one final startup competition, whose early stages will be surmised with a montage of "You're the Best Around" by Joe Esposito and will end in a final match between you and us. We will be the underdogs, with little chance of success. We will be told that we don't have to do this. Your leader will cheat in the finals, but we will reflect on our training to find perseverance or wisdom which leads us to victory.

"Nemesis must bring own theme music and bad hair cuts, they will not be provided."
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aliza250
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aliza250
NSFW in a lot of places: http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=23404045

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keith_m043
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keith_m043
from boingboing
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bikergeek
Louis Vuitton commemorates moon landing with a very inappropriately-shaped trunk. I'm gonna call this one NSFW.
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happypete

If ever there were a thing that was wrong, this would be it. Unfortunately, though, as with many things that take wrong to extremes [viz. Dr. Horrible] this may actually wrap all the way around to "right." Judge for yourselves, Fellow Wrongians...
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dr_zrfq
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dr_zrfq
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/gallery/2009/mar/26/my-little-pony-film-characters-pictures?picture=345032732

Thanks (of sorts) to sskipstress for bringing this to my attention. There is a whole *gallery* of them.
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dr_zrfq
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dr_zrfq
"So we took the half a ton of garbage, loaded it into the back of...

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...took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, and headed down to the city dump."

(Shamelessly ganked from nateprentice)
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dhs
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dhs
How To Kill a Mockingbird
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dhs
Almost certainly NSFW: Happy Easter!
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bikergeek
Might be NSFW some very conservative places. Commercial for a bikini trimmer:
http://creativity-online.com/work/view?seed=5284d9f5

(thanks to hauntmeister)
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dhs
Extreme Sheep LED Art
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dhs
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nosebeepbear
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/103/304387953_3e41e86945_o.jpg
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nateprentice
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nateprentice


Another way to say you're sorry.

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themangoavenger
www.youtube.com/watch

This video has a lot of nice small touches.  To describe my favorite part would be a spoiler so I'll say it begins at 2:12.  Enjoy!
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nateprentice
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nateprentice
Google Street View, 1.  Bambi, 0.


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vvalkyri
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vvalkyri
Hair sculpture.
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nateprentice
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nateprentice

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http://blog.craftzine.com/archive/2008/11/fetus_cookie_cutter.html?CMP=OTC-5JF307375954

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nateprentice

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happypete

Speaks for itself.
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nateprentice
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nateprentice

http://www.wptz.com/news/17539127/detail.html

I don't see how Ben & Jerry's stands to milk any profit from this move.

Anybody know if Ben & Jerry's is accepting applications for milkers?

Obviously, PETA has been beating its breast about the issue.

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Several silly/fun flash (and also Mac and PC) games many of which are very wrong, such as "Faith Fighter" and "Operation Pedopriest". Although there is certainly a strong element of satire to some, to the level even of sarcasm.


Molle Industria.


I especially like "Queer Power." :-)

BTW I tried tagging this entry but they wouldn't show in the preview. :( I used "flash games wrong satire sarcasm politics" for tags.

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webqatch
Ever wondered about those lovable (and percussive) Muppaphones?

Get the whole story!

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dhs
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dhs
Go look at http://drhorrible.com/. Quick! Before it disappears tomorrow.
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nateprentice
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nateprentice

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nateprentice
http://www.joeydevilla.com/2008/06/11/gummi-lighthouses-when-candy-design-goes-terribly-hilariously-wrong/

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aliza250
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aliza250
Gummi Lighthouses

Perfectly absolutely safe for work. Really. Honest. It's just a picture of some candy. 100% work-safe. Would I lie to you? (Just ignore that rusted halo...)

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webqatch
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webqatch
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=200230997931

Anyone got a fark or digg account?

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Taken from http://blogs.reuters.com/oddly-enough/2008/04/02/got-any-metal-under-your-armor-bud/

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nateprentice
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nateprentice
http://www.wedgiefree.com/

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bikergeek
from hobbfather, via motorcycles: what the well-dressed squid is wearing this season. You've seen the squid. He's the guy (most of 'em are men, for some unaccountable reason) who rides down the street on a high-horsepower state-of-the-art sportbike that cost five figures...while wearing a sleeveless undershirt, shorts, and flip-flops. He wears a helmet only if required by law. Otherwise, there's not a stitch of protective gear on him. Just so he can experience the joy of skin grafts when he ends up sliding arse-over-tip down the pavement and becomes a human crayon.

For you, Mr. Squid, we have the Motorcycle Sandal.
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http://community.livejournal.com/weirdfolks/1173925.html
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webqatch
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webqatch
These shirts are just wrong.

I think I may have to get some... especially for daBoy to wear to school... or even better, into the SATs next fall...

EDIT: in the spirit of blaming appropriately giving credit where credit is due... punkwalrus made me do it!
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nateprentice
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nateprentice
 C'mon guys.  It's April Fools.  Today is a religious holiday for all things wrong.  It's too quiet out there. 
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webqatch
Zombie Strippers

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nateprentice
 
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bigblackmimesis
Cat and Girl considers football (American)
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nateprentice

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nateprentice

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