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If one goes to Lizard Lick and licks a lizard, what will happen?
'Lizard Lick' is a bit of a misnomer. Originally the town was named 'Liz Ardlick' after the favorite daughter of one of the town fathers; Tobias J. Ardlick. When not singing with his barbershop quartet, Tobias could be found fly fishing in a dry lakebed. To this day nobody knows what he was trying to catch or why. If you do go to modern-day 'Lizard Lick', and I advise against it for reasons of both safety and hygiene, stay away from the dry lakebed.
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In the hardware store I see signs for a "Ferreteria".
Is this where ferrets go to buy hardware?
Ferrets, like cats, get their hardware on the Internet. It's the 21st century, questioners. Try and keep up.
Next question, please.
If one goes to Lizard Lick and licks a lizard, what will happen?
'Lizard Lick' is a bit of a misnomer. Originally the town was named 'Liz Ardlick' after the favorite daughter of one of the town fathers; Tobias J. Ardlick. When not singing with his barbershop quartet, Tobias could be found fly fishing in a dry lakebed. To this day nobody knows what he was trying to catch or why. If you do go to modern-day 'Lizard Lick', and I advise against it for reasons of both safety and hygiene, stay away from the dry lakebed.
Dear Dr. Wrong
In the hardware store I see signs for a "Ferreteria".
Is this where ferrets go to buy hardware?
Ferrets, like cats, get their hardware on the Internet. It's the 21st century, questioners. Try and keep up.
Next question, please.