AKA the 'shamelessly stealing from the original Last Words meme and posting it in a musebox without as much detail' Meme!

CAUSE OF DEATH-
1) Accidental.
2) Murder.
3) Suicide.
4) Terminal illness.
5) Starvation.
6) Death in battle.
7) Natural causes.

TIME LEFT-
1) A few minutes.
2) A few hours.
3) A few days.
4) A few weeks.
5) A few months.

RELATIONSHIP-
1) Lovers.
2) Siblings.
3) Parent and child.
4) Co-workers, teammates or classmates.
5) Friends.
6) Bitter enemies.

HOW IT WORKS:
1. Post with your character. Using a RNG, list CAUSE OF DEATH and TIME LEFT in the subject title. Other characters will tag and use a RNG to roll the RELATIONSHIP for the thread. OR:
2. Post with your character. Determine the CAUSE OF DEATH, TIME LEFT and RELATIONSHIP with a RNG for each character that tags.
(See the full meme on veilsbetween for more detail I am too lazy....)

[PIE EATING CONTEST!!!! how did he get here?! he doesn't even know okay and he's got other things to worry about right now, like the fact that most of these pies are horrendously burnt and burbling. it's okay this is only a little terrifying.....

but the one he cut into looks to be made with squid instead of fruit what is his life.]

Oi, come on now! Is that really necessary?

[Well hello little city.  You're being treated to the lovely sight of one teenager throwing out hairspray cans out of a badly wrecked store.  They might be hitting some of the zombies wandering outside of the building.  Quickly, he reaches for his phone, only to find it replaced with some kind of device.  No matter, he's still trying to call someone.  And by calling someone, he's actually trying to call the FBI.

But instead of reaching the FBI, he reaches the communicators of...everyone in town.  Fun.]

Hello?  FBI, I have an emergency!  This store doesn't sell any Cuda hairspray!

I can feel my hair losing its volume and-- ...Hello FBI?  You there?

[Hello delighful caged city! Have a random little victim nine year old blonde English boy wandering nervously around.]

Oh such a charming city! Such a jolly lovely sunny day...H-how can anybody feel down...

[brb tripping over a still twitching zombie corpse] ... A-a little messy perhaps, but nothing a good spring cleaning couldn't solve!

Even that moose who fired lasers at me wasn't so awful! [he says, whilst examining a hole burnt clean through the top of his cap]

I'm sure he didn't mean it. Haha! Nice moose...

[Minatsuki opens her eyes as she lie on the sidewalk. She sits up, noticing the communicator and then the fact that she wasn't in Deadman Wonderland anymore. At first, she grins to herself that she finally got out of that horrid place...but...one problem. This isn't Japan.

Unamused, she stands herself up, picking the communicator up along with her. After fiddling around with it for a moment, she manages to get the voice function to work.  Of course the first thing she does is...act.]

E-excuse me...  Is this thing on?  Can s-someone tell me where I a-am?