oh god what is this shite i don't even

[Hello delighful caged city! Have a random little victim nine year old blonde English boy wandering nervously around.]

Oh such a charming city! Such a jolly lovely sunny day...H-how can anybody feel down...

[brb tripping over a still twitching zombie corpse] ... A-a little messy perhaps, but nothing a good spring cleaning couldn't solve!

Even that moose who fired lasers at me wasn't so awful! [he says, whilst examining a hole burnt clean through the top of his cap]

I'm sure he didn't mean it. Haha! Nice moose...