How Could the CDC Impregnate Crayons if Massachusetts didn’t jazz Neck of Sam Peckinpah

September 3, 2025September 2, 2025 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 26 Comments

Quite on the set. How could you tell which is when?
Yesterday was singular.
Tomorrow becomes 3 seconds ahead.

Based on your perception, what is your diagnosis?
To the reader:
draw a big exclamation point on your forehead.
Follow by chanting:
“God King Enigma Complex”.

Should the vacuum cyst catch you,
tell them CDC said to do so.
Jazz policy number: STD hallucinatory milk.

Penalties to your warranty includes
Dubai crayons euphemism,
Dream mouth devouring mountain brain,
Slugs plagiarize the solar system.

QR code constipated ~~Oreo~~.
“Victoria is everything you own part of a bloated secret”.
Messages translate in your favor;
remember what they tell you to do is perfect.
When you speak Haiku, do you catch yourself
vibrating to Diane Sawyer?

Sin got bored of being a sinner
and now resorts to a famous radio station:
106.Sephora.

CBS committed suicide. ~~((Obey))~~

Tom Ford combs the pillow neurons.
How then can you call all this a product placement?
Were you even paying attention?
I do assure you
everything I said and wrote is a decision you choose to do so.

Okay, you are probably questioning why.
Well, it was between using logic or perception.
I choose the latter.

In spite, coca-cola arguing Saturday morning bowls
and Fruity pebbles behind the Cabal.
Tesla enunciated Goebbels I mean Starbucks
as their founding fathers of 1776.

Do you see now what bestows upon you?

Of course, because you wrote it in your head.

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Telepathic Gonzo

June 30, 2022June 30, 2022 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 3 Comments

Does dendrite profane desex beige?

Galactic dark syndrome
scowl through parafoamius meltdown.

Clunky whittle void
ingurgitated
nightsomniac gland.

Gnaw sunless slime
pinched
McGurk effect.

Parnassian square metatheorem.

Rhotic gonzo nose
twisting
anal-verse sputum.

Lagoon Babylon greasy muscle.
Quotient iota psychomachia.

Basilisk hyperbola and therapy scum.

Inexactitude slipped into antisymmetric.

Clown dream allophone
collapsed
string telepathic aporia.

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The Snowman Sliced its Throat and Bled A-P-T-Z-G

June 29, 2022June 29, 2022 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 4 Comments

Time-travel fart resurfaced swastika buchla.
Meanwhile, corporations before denial
declassified disjecta membra.

The eggshell theremin
caused
Fog metasyntax to carouse augury decoy.

The cruel snowman
met with the Arabian audiocubes
to discuss about fictosexuals
and their inorganic pledge atrophy.

M.C. Escher concluded that the second smith permission –
domino the apollyon alternative monorchid,
which the interdimensional sliced & bled URL typhoid.

Aloe juggling algorverse.
The incursion Q however, settled for anankastic coital.
Of course, the throat DVD agents
impinge gratuitous, a-p-t-z-g decoupage.

Assimilation…slag…regrow.

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Yellow frogs (Re-Enter the Nervous Tick)

September 24, 2021September 18, 2021 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 2 Comments

Edicius
surrounded
4-tsunamis
playing Russian roulette.

Persuasion (Breathe)…

The Omni-doppelgangers
clicked
the barrel,
3-2-1…boom!

The jabber pilcrow
breeding
a
nervous tick.

Robosapiens
plugged
into
iPhone yellow frogs,
re-enter password: Ambisinister.

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Anthromnesia bled a Dehydrated Syllable

September 22, 2021September 18, 2021 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ Leave a comment

Beta-decay
the polkit collywobbles.

Userland
bled
crepitus
anthromnesia.

Da Vinci updater
peels pain
from
its
thud syllable.

Cathedral knights
dehydrated
the
palinode
Self-contradictory relume.

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Shaky Hands Fumigated Mouth

September 21, 2021September 21, 2021 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ Leave a comment

Discoplegic mouth hyperemesis.
Mammoth-mafia
cooked
a bowl of strobe garboil.

Chink Mohawk
slurped
accordion insominights.

Agarikon-cannibals
ate
vinyl-fumigated hands.

Shaky techfur
sprawled
back to antediluvian.

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Rats Chewing through HTML

September 20, 2021September 18, 2021 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ Leave a comment

Ego chewing stentorian
digest
cruciverbalist.

Rats spew antisocial tendencies!

Her
leprosy
HTML
had become
translunary through.

Parapraxis
urinating
seductive demur.

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Tearing Metaphors is the Sexiest Trick in Periphery

October 9, 2017September 29, 2018 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 32 Comments

Gazeless spittle macaw – sips bare clozaril –
Periphery tearing malice – the trick became depattern
of mitre litotes and clomp rearranging berefleetirpor.

Daymare antithesis…
Lumbosacral coccyx…

Notion the sexiest metaphor – unetonalters hyperbole catechism –
the liars outwit regicide – glocal chilling this loophole thresh.

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Meredith Brooks vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch

September 25, 2017February 7, 2021 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 52 Comments

Lamas
stole
Cosmo Kramer’s pineapple,
across the street
Danny DeVito
giving
you
the middle finger.

Meredith brooks vs. Cinnamon toast crunch.

A Dave Chappelle skit –
featuring
Al Capone
dressed
as
an Amish booger
selling
podcast nipples
to
Eric Andre.

Ursula the Paparazzi
&
Ted Danson
playing patty-cake
to the rhythm
of
steak beans
dipped
in
tiramisu fish.

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My Leather Jacket (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)

September 20, 2017February 7, 2021 ~ charliezero1.wordpress.com ~ 105 Comments

Midget Fabio,
open leather jacket
pectoral muscles
covered
in
butter sour cream dip.
My podiatrist
is
Bill Nye
you know…the science bitch!

Gerardo
Rico Suave
was so 90s.
“What about ‘garnier fructis’?

Every
Morgan Freeman
narration
beings
with
‘tuna casserole’
and
tom selleck
tickling
his
chili ring.

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