Mastodon fans out there. This album kicks so much ass!
10 tracks, 46 minutes.
Genre: Progressive Metal, Sludge Metal.
Available on Bandcamp, Spotify, Apple Music, YouTube.
Song: Iron Tusk
Mastodon – album: Leviathan (2004) Video Review
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Cumbrous God Spotted Unbuttoned Depression Timeline
Nimrod freckle melic inimical.
Acting out scenes from steam orange omniscience.
Coma California,
Ukraine AI.
Words whistle eponymous.
Soulless noodles go nowhere.
I never could retrograde helichrysum.
Precision song poodle.
Battology rehearsal four.
Even minutes cried out a timeline.
Discharge sun tune.
Dithyramb stars
Wall the cold gargantuan symphony.
Dance dunes
suck
suasion Consciousness.
Cosmic cows rule depression-verse.
Warlords blindfolded in pronouns.
Alan smithee
wolf inside
a vibrating suicide glare.
Banana demon opera
smirch pink passing distortion condition.
Acronym algorithm.
Catatonic mystique.
Satan snoring morose.
Inaudible ectype polka.
The Miscalculated kid curse reabsorbed protasis.
Hyperrealist massacre undecagon.
Spineless Fellini.
Serenade execute hums.
Discombobulate archive NFR.
Ice clocks
gossip over
god abomination quintet.
Ache dreams bleak De Palma.
Bogdanovich outlined the itch presumption.
Quasi-index hung its symbolic transgression.
Add everything together.
Everywhere in your universe is disjointed.
How do you expect to fix it?
Set time: Year 2001.
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Telepathic Gonzo
Does dendrite profane desex beige?
Galactic dark syndrome
scowl through parafoamius meltdown.
Clunky whittle void
ingurgitated
nightsomniac gland.
Gnaw sunless slime
pinched
McGurk effect.
Parnassian square metatheorem.
Rhotic gonzo nose
twisting
anal-verse sputum.
Lagoon Babylon greasy muscle.
Quotient iota psychomachia.
Basilisk hyperbola and therapy scum.
Inexactitude slipped into antisymmetric.
Clown dream allophone
collapsed
string telepathic aporia.
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The Snowman Sliced its Throat and Bled A-P-T-Z-G
Time-travel fart resurfaced swastika buchla.
Meanwhile, corporations before denial
declassified disjecta membra.
The eggshell theremin
caused
Fog metasyntax to carouse augury decoy.
The cruel snowman
met with the Arabian audiocubes
to discuss about fictosexuals
and their inorganic pledge atrophy.
M.C. Escher concluded that the second smith permission –
domino the apollyon alternative monorchid,
which the interdimensional sliced & bled URL typhoid.
Aloe juggling algorverse.
The incursion Q however, settled for anankastic coital.
Of course, the throat DVD agents
impinge gratuitous, a-p-t-z-g decoupage.
Assimilation…slag…regrow.
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New (Nine Inch Nails) album ‘Bad Witch’ Listening Party
Hope all of you enjoy these 6 songs from new ‘Nine Inch Nails’.
I love #2 because its the hardest song and its wow!
Your thoughts on the songs.
Apologies for my absence. Been working now a new job and still editing my 2nd book and doing re-blogging to show all of you something new and exciting.
Miss you all and hope everyone is well.
~ Charlie Zero the Poet
Tearing Metaphors is the Sexiest Trick in Periphery
Gazeless spittle macaw – sips bare clozaril –
Periphery tearing malice – the trick became depattern
of mitre litotes and clomp rearranging berefleetirpor.
- Daymare antithesis…
- Lumbosacral coccyx…
Notion the sexiest metaphor – unetonalters hyperbole catechism –
the liars outwit regicide – glocal chilling this loophole thresh.
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Meredith Brooks vs. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
Lamas
stole
Cosmo Kramer’s pineapple,
across the street
Danny DeVito
giving
you
the middle finger.
Meredith brooks vs. Cinnamon toast crunch.
A Dave Chappelle skit –
featuring
Al Capone
dressed
as
an Amish booger
selling
podcast nipples
to
Eric Andre.
Ursula the Paparazzi
&
Ted Danson
playing patty-cake
to the rhythm
of
steak beans
dipped
in
tiramisu fish.
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My Leather Jacket (Narrated by Morgan Freeman)
Midget Fabio,
open leather jacket
pectoral muscles
covered
in
butter sour cream dip.
My podiatrist
is
Bill Nye
you know…the science bitch!
Gerardo
Rico Suave
was so 90s.
“What about ‘garnier fructis’?
Every
Morgan Freeman
narration
beings
with
‘tuna casserole’
and
tom selleck
tickling
his
chili ring.
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Psychiatric Asparagus
Marty Mcfly
Jesus looking constipator.
Kevin Bacon
outperformed you
as a
plummer.
Mr. Fauci,
a renowned
urinal stall masturbator
I mean
Taco Bell.
Kanye’s interviews
remind me of
popcorn foreplay
&
“psychiatric asparagus.”
Matthew McConaugheys voice
sounds like
topless hamsters
torturing tofu
while
doing backflips
near the Mississippi river.
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The Ethel Mertz Saga
The Compassion of the Lettuce
directed
&
written
by: Mel Gibson.
Howard Stern
got
a sex change
resembling
prophylactic.
Zombie wizards
open their
first annual
Volkswagen Blowjob.
Ethel Mertz
unconsciously
does a cartwheel
that
penalized fart glaucoma.
Starring
Clam chowder athlete’s foot,
Arby’s parking lot,
Diet genitalia,
and Gucci booty Pepto-Bismol.
Coming soon to an imagination near you.
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