Thursday News – Humor & Satire – The Border!

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears, it was their final most essential command’… – George Orwell 1984

The Mexican Border and let’s include Zelensky for news coverage not to be missed. Here are Bunks favorites so far this week.

Say again?

We wouldn’t be covering the news without covering Zelensky.

On a more serious take of the news, here is Tucker Carlson on Zelensky’s visit visit to the U.S.

That’s it folks, all that she wrote.

Ron DeSantis sends two planes of illegal immigrants to Martha’s Vineyard

It’a  part of program ‘to transport illegal immigrants to sanctuary destinations.’ Amazing, simply amazing.

“Yes, Florida can confirm the two planes with illegal immigrants that arrived in Martha’s Vineyard today were part of the state’s relocation program to transport illegal immigrants to sanctuary destinations,” the governor’s communications director, Taryn Fenske, told Fox News Digital.

“States like Massachusetts, New York and California will better facilitate the care of these individuals who they have invited into our country by incentivizing illegal immigration through their designation as ‘sanctuary states’ and support for the Biden administration’s open border policies,” she said.

“As you may know, in this past legislative session the Florida legislature appropriated $12 million to implement a program to facilitate the transport of illegal immigrants from this state consistent with federal law,” she added.

The office of Massachusetts Gov. Charlie Baker did not respond to an after-hours inquiry from Fox News Digital.

Read more at Fox

 

How about I throw in number two that almost claimed the post for today? One more for the theatre of the absurd.

Here we have Kerry giving a warning while the world laughs.

Biden Climate Czar John Kerry Lectures Nigeria On “Virtuous Transition” To Green Energy

President Joe Biden’s climate czar John Kerry lectured Nigeria on a “vitreous transition” to green energy, during an interview with TVC News Nigeria on 9/13/2022. 

 

FACTS:

Nigeria Country facts
  • Population: 196 million
  • People internally displaced by crisis: Over 2.1 million
  • Population in need of humanitarian aid: 10.6 million
  • Rank in Human Development Index: 158 of 189

Nigeria, the most populous country in Africa, has endured decades of political instability and economic inequality. Ongoing violence continues to force people to flee their homes in the northeast and other conflict zones to seek safety in other parts of the country. 

Yes, Nigeria needs to go Green and for sure only use EV’s. Don’t use the one excellent energy resource they have that could lift the country out of economic distress. China is looking their way …..

 

 

Then we have our gal Kamala- just for being silly.

Even As Consumer Prices Surge, Kamala Harris Claims Admin “Seeing Success” With Bringing Down Prices

 

 

The best of the absurd swamp today

 

Mexico reinforces border checks amid US pressure – video

 

This no less from ABC news and the AP. What congress refuses to do, Trump has twisted enough arms in Mexico to have at least this one feel good story for a Monday.

Mexican authorities increased immigration enforcement along well-traveled routes for migrants in southern Mexico over the weekend, checking identifications, pulling migrants off public transport and intercepting four trucks packed with nearly 800 migrants.

 

The National Migration Institute said 1,000 immigration agents had been deployed in the north and south of Mexico. The deployment comes as Mexico faces heightened pressure from the U.S. to reduce the surge of mostly Central American migrants through its territory. Mexico plans to position 6,000 National Guard troops by Tuesday to its southern border with Guatemala. More at ABC News

 

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How many times does Poland have to save Western Civilization?

 

 

I snagged this over the weekend. Note the incredulous reaction to the MP by the interviewer getting the facts of life. Time we got on board with the program.

How Many Times Do the Pączkis Have To Save Western Civilization?

Polish MP: Our country is safe because we did not accept illegal immigrants.

 

 

FROM:  MotusA.D.

First Poland saved Europe from the Ottomans (single-handedly), then from the Kaiser (an assist) followed by the Commies (a major assist) and now again from the modern-incarnation of the Ottomans – which aren’t much different from the ones some 400 years ago. Just how many times does Poland have to save Western Civilization anyway?

I think we should help them this time by adopting Dominik Tarczynski’s platform – “we will not receive even one Muslim” – until such time as they can produce convincing evidence that demonstrates they’ve reformed their religion and are no longer required to lie to, subjugate and kill all infidels. Since we deplorables are already called “populists, nationalists, racists,” haters,  etc., there’s very little else they pile on anyway.

The freedom loving and fighting Poles are exceptional warriors and I can think of no good reason why we shouldn’t support them 100%. Granted, their language is a bit difficult, with all those complex consonant clusters that are are totally unpronounceablebut it’s nothing that buying a few vowels couldn’t fix.  Mind you, I’m talking about normal vowels, not the weird ones with squiggly tails tacked on, called ogoneks, that they just slap into a word all willy-nilly. Keep reading: MotusA.D.

Bill Kristol: “Lazy” White Working Class Should be replaced by “New Americans”

This is why the old guard of the GOP almost took the GOP over the cliff. A link to the hour long interview can be found over at the Daily Caller. The interview didn’t get much better than this clip. Contempt of us worker bees, and a callous disregard was the order of the day. Here tis:

Weekly Standard editor-at-large Bill Kristol said Tuesday afternoon that the white working class should be replaced by immigrants as they have become “decadent, lazy” and “spoiled.”

“Look, to be totally honest, if things are so bad as you say with the white working class, don’t you want to get new Americans in?” Kristol told author Charles Murray during an event hosted by the American Enterprise Institute titled “It Came Apart: What’s Next for a Fractured Culture.” Murray recently wrote a book, entitled “Coming Apart,” which focuses on the cultural separation between the wealthiest and most educated white Americans and the poorest and least educated white Americans.


Read more: Daily Caller

Not his first brush with this idea. Earlier post: 

Obama will add 1 million green cards to those from Muslim Countries

Put this down as “your kidding me.”  Obama brought in 85,000 peeps from Iran since he has been in office?? Friends of Val Jar no doubt. Guess what, a million green cards. Looks like it doesn’t count those South of our border.This doesn’t count all those coming in other ways and those over staying their visas. Scary dude stuff friends. Here tis:

The Obama Administration is on pace to issue more than a million green cards to migrants from majority-Muslim countries, according to an analysis of Department of Homeland Security data.

A chart released by the Senate Subcommittee on Immigration and the National Interest Friday details the surge in immigration to the U.S. from majority-Muslim countries since President Barack Obama took office in 2009.

Specifically, in the first six fiscal years of Obama’s presidency (FY2009 – FY2014), his administration issued 832,014 green cards to migrants majority-Muslim countries, the most of which were issued to migrants from Pakistan (102,000), Iraq (102,000), Bangladesh (90,000), Iran (85,000), Egypt (56,000), and Somalia (37,000).

The total 832,014 new permanent residents do not include migrants on temporary, nonimmigrant visas — which allow foreign nationals to come to the U.S. temporarily for work, study, tourism and the like. As the subcommittee notes, the number also does not include those migrants who overstayed the terms of their visas.

A report from the Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) indicated that in FY 2013, 91.4 percent of Middle Eastern refugees (accepted to the U.S. between 2008-2013) received food stamps, 73.1 percent were on Medicaid or Refugee Medical Assistance and 68.3 percent were on cash welfare.

Green Card Totals, FY09-FY14:

Pakistan (102K), Iraq (102K), Bangladesh (90K), Iran (85K), Egypt (56K), Somalia (37K), Uzbekistan (30K), Turkey (26K), Morocco (25K), Jordan (25K), Albania (24K), Afghanistan (21K), Lebanon (20K), Yemen (20K), Syria (18K), Indonesia (17K), Sudan (15K), Sierra Leone (12K), Guinea (9K), Senegal (8K), Saudi Arabia (9K), Algeria (8K), Kazakhstan (8K), Kuwait (6K), Gambia (6K), United Arab Emirates (5K), Azerbaijan (4K), Mali (4K), Burkina Faso (3K), Kyrgyzstan (3K), Kosovo (3K), Mauritania (3K), Tunisia (2K), Tajikistan (2K), Libya (2K), Turkmenistan (1K), Qatar (1K), Chad (1K)

More at Breibart

14,000 ‘refugees’ due for deportation in Sweden have simply vanished

You tell me how thousands of the so called refugees in Europe could “fall through the cracks” and not be receiving benefits? Thus one can thus speculate how they are supporting themselves and where they are. Where are all the women and children? Recall these earlier posts:

DHS Johnson: We Don’t Know ‘a Whole Lot’ About Syrian Refugees Coming to US Through UN Program 

Obama to give those with ‘tangential’ terrorist connections asylum, refugee status 

But I digress.

As the following case study from Sweden proves, having once entered Europe, Europe may have problems trying to track down the hundreds of thousands of refugees having already found their way to the continent.

As Sweden’s Afton Bladet reports, over half of all the illegal migrants slated for deportation in Sweden have mysteriously disappeared.

The National Border Police Section reports that of the 21,748 individuals due to be sent home after their asylum applications were turned down, a whopping 14,140 have simply vanished off the police radar. Around a third, or the remaining 7,608, still live and are accounted for in the Swedish Migration Board’s premises or have indicated an address for their own homes. It is not clear if anyone has actually tried following up on said home address to see how many have simply made one up.

This is not the first time refugees have vanished from official supervision: one month ago we reported that roughly 4,000 asylum-seekers who had initially been accomodated by the German state of Lower Saxony had “mysteriously disappeared.” To our knowledge they have still not been found.

More over at Zero Hedge

 

German woman get eviction notice to make room for ‘migrants’

The Blaze brings us this story. Think it can’t happen here?  Think about the earlier story I posted about Seattle getting rid of single-family zoning. Utopia soon to follow

“We can still be a city for everyone, but only if we give up our outdated ideal of every family living in their own home on a 5,000 square foot lot,” a draft letter from the committee co-chairs reads.

According to a draft letter, the city needs to move away from the idea that all families can live in their own home on a piece of land, the Times reports.

But I digressed. Think Bernie Sanders is a joke? Attracting thousands? Think again.

A German woman is protesting the eviction notice she received informing her she has until the end of the year to vacate the government-owned apartment she rents in order to make room for migrants who have arrived seeking asylum.

“I think it’s a scandal to throw tenants out of their apartments,” Gabriele Keller, 56, told Germany’s SWR television. “I can’t see the sense of it.”

Britain’s Daily Telegraph reported that Keller has lived in the same home in the city of Eschbach for 23 years and has now hired a lawyer to fight the eviction.

According to news reports, she was told that she was being asked to move because building a new shelter would be too expensive for the municipality. Instead, the building will be converted for migrant housing.

Europe is facing the most challenging migrant crisis in decades, as countries scramble to cope with the influx.

German officials estimate 800,000 migrants will arrive in Germany by the end of the year.

Keep reading…

347,000 plus convicted illegal ‘immigrants’ on the lose – Clinton supports Sanctuaries

How are those sanctuary cities working out Hillary?? We wonder why the cities are going down the tubes. Here are a few statistics that should put our hair on fire:

UPDATE: Silverfiddle included this little item in the comments section:

While illegal immigrants account for about 3.5 percent of the U.S population, they represented 36.7 percent of federal sentences in FY 2014 following criminal convictions

Hundreds of thousands of convicted criminal immigrants remain at large in the U.S. and a number have gone on to commit additional crimes.

In January, the Department of Homeland Security revealed in a 38-page document to Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley (R-IA) showing that of those criminals released in 2013, 1,000 had gone on to commit additional crimes including, terroristic threats, lewd acts with a minor, various types of assault, DUI, robbery, hit-and-run, gang activity, rape, and child cruelty.

According to a March 2, 2015 “ICE Weekly Departures and Detention Report” obtained by Center for Immigration Studies expert Jessica Vaughan and shared with Breitbart News, there were 168,680 convicted criminal immigrants who had final orders of removal but who remained at large in the U.S.

Another 179,018 convicted criminal immigrants with deportation cases pending also remained at large.

While the vast majority were not in custody some were detained — namely 6,220 criminal immigrants facing final deportation orders and another 7,680 convicted criminal immigrants with immigration cases pending.

In recent years there has been a focus on the number of annual criminal immigrant releases.

Keep reading…