Despite the D-Rex: Jurassic World Rebirth Is Still Fun Even With The Weird Hybrid Dinos

Well we’ve finally made it.

With 32 years — and six other movies — in the rear view mirror, Jurassic World: Rebirth has quite a bit to live up to. And so it mostly did what probably more long-running franchise additions should do, and struck out on its own with a new island, new characters, and new (read: weird) dinosaurs the likes of which we have never seen before.

Mostly I’m in favor of all these changes (spoiler: except the new dinos), as even though I enjoy all the call-backs and homages we’ve seen in previous films, there is a way in which the constant references to previous films not only distract from the momentum of the plot, but often break with logical sense.

However, that does not mean that this film was completely devoid of nostalgia. Screen writer, and Tik Tok personality Nicolas Curcio mentions in his review that the film has ‘throwback energy’, and a lot of ‘Spielbergian moments’. He continues that this might be because (allegedly) the idea to do the script came from Spielberg himself.

Whether or not that’s true I can’t say, but a few moments stood out to me throughout the film because they ‘felt’ like scenes from one of the previous movies. In particular, the scene in the gas station convenience store in which the cast is trying to hide from a kind of weird mix of Velociraptor and pterosaur (apparently called a Mutadon?), feels a lot like the kitchen scene from the original Jurassic Park movie.

Another easy to spot homage happens pretty early in the film when we are introduced to Dr. Henry Loomis (played by Jonathan Bailey). He’s the team’s resident paleontologist, and general dinosaur expert. We first meet him in a museum which is closing due to lack of public interest in dinosaurs. The shot leading into this scene showcases a falling banner echoing the ending shot of the original Jurassic Park film.

That’s what I managed to catch just in my first viewing when I wasn’t particularly looking for allusions to the old films. I’m sure there are many others I missed (I was told that somewhere there is an ‘objects in mirror are closer than they appear’ reference from the first film but I missed that).

These little moments are fun, but generally I’m always more interested in what the movie does on its own. How does it stand on its own two feet?

In the beginning, I’d say it stands pretty solidly. The earliest encounter with live dinosaurs in the movie comes from a chase sequence involving our pal from previous Jurassic World films, the mosasaur (not a dinosaur) working in concert with reimagined Spinosaurs (which look very different from Jurassic Park III). This scene was thrilling in the extreme.

Also, encountering the “Titanosaur” herd — and their . . . love scene? — is as cool and awe inspiring as anything I’ve yet seen in a dinosaur film. The Aquilops was of course very cute (and will assuredly sell 1,000 toys).

We finally got our swimming Tyrannosaurus Rex! Something we’ve seen most recently in the first episode of Prehistoric Planet, but was also a scene in the original Jurassic Park (Novel).

And I also enjoyed how the movie tried to more directly tie Quetzalcoatlus to its namesake (a flying serpent deity from Aztec mythology called Quetzalcoatl) by having it nest in a literal Aztec temple ruin (I should do a post of how these movies are just becoming more and more Indiana Jones as they go along and how that’s just fine hahah).

But as the film progresses, the threats we encounter become stranger and stranger. The new island in this film is distinct from Isla Nublar and Isla Sorna in that it was used for genetic splicing aka mixing dinosaurs together. Which is why we have the strange pterosaur/velociraptor mix I mentioned earlier, and why we have the film’s primary antagonist, the Distortus Rex.

Personally, I thought the “D-Rex” a bit ridiculous. It has two sets of arms, one of which appears to be vestigial, and it moves quite slowly. And its beluga-whale-like face meant that it just did not appear terrifying to me despite its massive size and jaws (it also just kinda looked like knock-off Rancor from Star Wars (ahh Spielberg Strikes Back!)).

As I sort of hinted at above, the mutant dinosaurs in Jurassic World: Rebirth were for me its weakest element. Real dinosaurs are awe inspiring enough. They’re scary enough on their own. And with like 50 new Dinosaur species discovered each year, there are assuredly many more absolutely terrifying beasts in the fossil record from which build these amazing movies.

Of the real dinos we do get to see, my favorites (which have not already been mentioned) were probably the brief Ankylosaurus appearance towards the end of the film. I think we do get to see a non-mutant Velociraptor for like the briefest of moments, and I was honestly quite shocked that these favs did not play a larger role in the film since I feel like it’s these creatures alone which are driving 90% of people towards these films.

Now sometimes half the fun of watching these films can be comparing the on-screen depictions of these dinosaurs with the current theories of what they may have looked like in real life based off evidence in the fossil record, and modern advances in paleontology. Rebirth has so many mutant dinosaurs and deviations from the real science that it almost makes this exercise moot, however the paleontology community is obviously still abuzz with discussion and can definitely explain things better than I would.

I was proud of myself that I realized there was something off about the use of “Titanosaur” although I couldn’t figure it out all the way (check out Matt Wedel’s Semi-Spoileriffic First Thoughts on Jurassic World Rebirth over on Sauropod Picture of the Week for the full story).

Thomas Holtz at UMD provides another good analysis and Nathan Myhrvold gives the film a “Jurassic reality check” for his blog: Cosmic Log.

I’ll finish out this review with by giving a shoutout to the cast who played the Delgado family (Luna Blaise: Teresa Delgado; Manuel Garcia-Rulfo: Reuben Delgado; Audrina Miranda: Isabella Delgado and Xavier Dobbs: David Iacono). This family really was the heart of the film in many ways, and when I think of all the truly memorable lines and actions from the film, it’s these folks doing it, which I think is incredible given the other all-star cast members they’re sharing the screen with. Dobb’s character in particular was a constant source of amusement throughout the film which I did not see coming when he’s first introduced. What a delight.

Go See Jurassic World: Rebirth?

Yes Jurassic World: Rebirth definitely gets my recommendation. While there is a lot about this film I did not enjoy — mostly all the fake mutant dinosaurs which simply can’t compete with the legion of REAL dinosaurs which are already terrifying — there is also a lot of the film I did enjoy.

I won’t be touting the film as my new favorite in the series any time soon, but I also don’t think that it’s an excuse to end the franchise. The film pays due reverence to the old films but is not completely consumed with these ‘Spielbergian moments’ to the point of cliche. There is enough going on here — like the Delgado family and reimagined Spinosaurs — to set it apart. And I for one am hopeful that rather than being the franchise’s meteoric extinction, it will be what the title posits, the series’ rebirth.

#PreshistoricPlanet Ep. 3: Freshwater – Weird new Dinos and (Still) Terrifying Favs

Wow. I can’t believe it’s been a year and one day since my last post about Prehistoric Planet which reviewed Episode 2: Deserts. Please don’t take that as a sign that the rest of the series lacked substance, (I think I binged watched the remaining PP episodes in the span of like a day (and all of Ted Lasso the next day)) I’m just inconsistent in my time and motivation to write.

In the immortal words of Taylor Swift: “. . . Hi, I’m the problem, it’s me.”

Anyway, the return of #JurassicJune, and the release of Prehistoric Planet‘s second season has me back on the dino train (see last week’s review of The Rise and Fall of the Dinosaurs) and I’m rewatching season one so I can start Season 2 with everything fresh in my mind.

Speaking of ‘fresh’ that is what Episode 3 is all about. Well Freshwater to be more precise but I didn’t have a better segue. Anywho . . .

Freshwater feels like an especially star studded episode. We saw some more Pterosaurs roosting in the cliffs, and then later, Quetzalcoatlus, named for the “feathered serpent” deity of Mesoamerican myth, Quetzalcoatl. We went to ancient North America to nom on (dead) Triceratops and have another run in with Tyrannosaurus Rex (which perhaps resulted in the 3 young T-Rexes we saw in Episode 1: Coasts).

Seeing all the wounds and injuries sustained by the T. Rexes really recalls something that stood out to me while reading The Rise and Fall of Dinosaurs, which is that no T. Rex bones have been found from an adult older than 35 (the oldest, Trix, was around 30). These animals lived a very quick and hard life, which makes their size even more impressive. In order to get so big, T.Rex would have put on almost 5 lbs a day during its teen years . . . I would not want to be in charge of that kid’s wardrobe.

Two new dinosaurs (to me at least), were introduced: Masiakasaurus, and the incredibly weird looking Deinocheirus. These were perhaps some of the most interesting scenes for me in a I’m-about-to-fall- down-a-rabbit-hole-on-the-internet kind of way, but unfortunately as they’re new to me, I don’t have much to say about these two dinos here in my post except: I hope Beelzebufo gets his some day . . .

And then of course, a sure crowd pleaser no matter where they go, Velociraptor.

I loved how dramatic the Velociraptor hunting scene is. Despite looking wholly different — smaller and feathered — than the scaly reptiles we meet in Jurassic Park, I felt that the PP team still worked hard to present them as terrifying and intelligent in much the same way we remember from our childhood (and likely how they felt to any of their prehistoric prey).

While I’m realizing we saw velociraptor already once in Episode 2: Deserts, I think these fearsome creatures got much more screen time in this episode, and were shown in a much more compelling and unique scenario: hunting Pterosaurs on the edge of a cliff. Certainly, a scene to remember.

Finally, I noted the appearance of Elasmosaurs this episode, thinking they were the same rock-gobbling plesiosaurs from Episode 1, but it appears they are different (the sea reptiles in Coasts were Tuarangisaurus).

Anyway, give this episode a watch (or a re-watch if it’s been year). I’m consistently amazed at the level of detail, science, and imagination that goes into each one of these episodes. Every one teaches me something new and inspires me to keep learning. I can’t wait to watch (and learn) more in the next episode (Episode 4: Ice Worlds).

Anyway, that’s all I have for now. Who has watched this series? What was the most interesting dinosaur fact? Which dinosaurs are your favorite? Please leave your answers in the comments, I’m very excited to chat Dinosaurs for literally any reason at all.

Until next time . . .

#PreshistoricPlanet Ep. 2: Deserts – An Oasis of Dinosaur Fact and Wonder

Looks like we’re moving right along with our second post for #JurassicJune (2022), this time it’s a review of the second episode of Prehistoric Planet, a new (ish) show on Apple+ which takes a documentary style look at our humble blue marble, and attempts to recreate what it would look like back in our ancient past during the Cretaceous period (between 145 – 66 million years ago).

Two (ish) weeks ago I gave my initial thoughts on episode 1 -“Coasts”, which were generally enthusiastic, and awed by what the show has been able to accomplish. I loved watching the little T. Rexes hunt baby turtles (although obvi I was sad for the baby turtles to die) and seeing the Pterosaurs take a leap of faith off the coastal cliffs caused my heart to soar (I’m thinking Ptero“soar” was an opportunity missed by science). I was a little confused by where we were in time, and I felt without that grounding, it was a little discombobulating but I deemed that a general audience would probably find it fine, and that I was only curious because I’m a huge dinosaur nerd.

In the end, I was looking forward to the next chapter, and even — since it was centered around desert climates — anticipating the possibility that I might get to see some of my favorite dinosaurs from Egypt, like Paralititan and Spinosaurus.

Unfortunately, those hopes were dashed pretty quickly, but I did get to watch some giant sauropods duke it out in a fight for supremacy over the affections of lady sauropods relaxing nearby. The sauropods in question were Dreadnoughtus Schrani (meaning “fears nothing”) discovered in Argentina by Kenneth Lacovara who long-time blog followers may recognize as the author of Why Dinosaurs Matter which I reviewed in 2021 for #DinosaurDay. As if the image of these massive beasts fighting weren’t striking enough, the added image of orange air sacks which went up the animal’s necks in columns, inflating and deflating as a kind of mating display was weird and amazing all at once. According to ‘Prehistoric Planet’: an unofficial scientific guide to ‘Deserts’, their use here was speculative, but even so, I found it both intriguing and fascinating to ponder.

Perhaps the next most interesting part for me was again about the Pterosaurs. I was struck by the massive tuning fork like crests showed in the last episode (it seemed like it would be a foil to flight but apparently it isn’t), but was more staggered to see that some of the males do not have them, and would essentially impersonate female pterosaurs to get close to them without alerting the dominant male. Then, if it was a match, they’d essentially sneak around behind the other male’s back. #PrehistoricSoapOpera

Finally, my last favorite bit was about the hadrosaurs. It was really strange to see them roaming the desert sands in search of an oasis, and to think they might have been adapted to hear the ocean’s waves over long distances, and use the stars in the sky to navigate. This is something I’d love to do some more of my own reading on, and really see how the scientists think it might have worked (and maybe it will find its way into a future Egypt and Dinosaur adventure!)

Anyway, I thought this was a great episode, and I’m really excited to watch the next one!

What were your thoughts? Anything strike you as being completely fascinating? Too unbelievable? Let me know in the comments.


Wow, thank you for reading all the way down through the post. I’m glad you enjoyed #PreshistoricPlanet Ep. 2: Deserts – An Oasis of Dinosaur Fact and Wonder. This may be a weird spot for an ad or newsletter signup, but as you may have guessed, this episode’s desert setting really spoke to me, and seemed a well of information I might be able to use in future iterations in my Ancient Egypt and Dinosaurs setting.

If such a setting sounds intriguing to you, I recommend you check out my short story Narmer and the God Beast. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed writing it.

Prehistoric Planet: Initial Thoughts

So I wasn’t really expecting to be writing a review right now. It’s Monday night (though this is probably posted Tuesday morning) and I’m hanging out with my fellow writers. We’re all chilling on Zoom typing quietly which, given the fact I don’t find that very weird anymore, is probably WHY it’s weird. But anyway, we’re supporting each other, and I’m supposed to be working on a short story for next quarter’s newsletter, or finishing a listicle for #WyrdAndWonder, or any of a hundred different writing projects I’ve been meaning to get done, but I’m not doing any of those things right now, because all I can think about is a little T-rex pouncing on baby turtles, or an even tinier pterosaur base jumping over the open ocean and hoping for the best.

All productivity is gone, as I can’t really think of anything else besides these delightful creatures which Apple Tv+ has managed to dig up out of the dirt, and bring to life in a way I feel has heretofore never happened in my memory.

I’m something of a dinosaur fan here on this blog, and will get pretty excited about even the dumbest depictions (I actually watched and enjoyed Velocipastor) of prehistoric life just to feel a little bit of that passion, awe and wonder (and a little fear) I felt as a kid.

But there’s no need to force it with Prehistoric Planet. Every image looks amazing, and each fact seemed more interesting and startling than the last.

I’m no paleontologist certainly, but I do enjoy reading about pre-history from time to time and I feel like I’m building up a bit of a knowledge-base about what the really ancient (obviously a technical term) world was supposedly like. But I’ll be the first to admit that it can sometimes be as difficult to dig into as actual rock.

I can understand Ceratopsians and Ceratopsids having a similar name, but what’s Ceratosaurus’ excuse? It sounds way too similar to be SO different.

Anyway, at least so far in the first episode (“Coasts”) we’re not dealing with this level of granularity which I believe would have made the show completely unwatchable. However, I wish we had a little more grounding. The opening is of a group of swimming T. Rexes — which was itself a strange image though maybe it shouldn’t have been — so I can assume we’re in the Cretaceous?

Where in time we were was essentially not explained at all, even though prehistoric geography was sprinkled in here and there. We go from recognizable continent names like North America, to lesser known names like Zealandia.

Also, the map of the Cretaceous is completely different than the map we know now. I think an opening shot of the umm . . . PREHISTORIC PLANET!! would have really helped to get us situated.

Anyway, these are probably nitpicks, and I think for a general audience, which is clearly who Apple is shooting for, I think the show is going to be more than incredible, which pretty much makes me really happy no matter what.

Anyway, those are my initial reactions to Prehistoric Planet: Episode 1 – Coasts. I’m really looking forward to the rest of this series. I don’t think I’ll cover each episode as it comes out as I just don’t have the bandwidth right now, but I wanted to gush a bit about this before it breezed on by. I’ll probably do a follow up at the end when I’ve finished watching but just know my general impression is that it’s awesome, and I’m sooo looking forward to episode 2 which is supposed to be about North African dinosaurs. I’m hoping that means we’ll see some of our friends from The Lost Dinosaurs of Egypt including Paralititan, and Spinosaurus!

Let me know your thoughts in the comments! Looking forward to talking about this one!