IT’S FINALLY HERE! Jurassic World Dominion! (a review)

I finally saw it! I finally saw it twice!!

Last Friday, June 10th 2022, twenty-nine years (why not thirty?) after the original Jurassic Park’s release back in 1993, Jurassic World Dominion “closed” out the franchise with new and old Dinos, new and old friends, and weirdly a whole lot of bugs.

As is my usual, I did not have time to blog about it after I saw it Friday night, and of course I did not have time to blog about it after I saw it again on Sunday night, but finally I’m finished working on all my other projects (*cough* newsletter quarterly fiction for July first! *cough* sign up please!) and thought it might be a great topic for #JurassicJune2022’s third post (also check out #JurassicJune posts from all years).

So, keep reading if you’re curious about my general thoughts and impressions. Was it another classic? Or a terrible disappointment? How about a fitting “ending” to the franchise? (I have no faith it’s actually over).

General Thoughts and Impressions

I genuinely enjoyed it! I’ll save caveats and analysis for later sections of the post, and just write what my heart has told me, which was that I enjoyed this movie.

As I’ve said before (and will definitely say again), I’m a big fan of anything dinosaur related, and it doesn’t take much for me to get excited by your art if it includes one (but hopefully more than one!). I’m sure a lot of this stems from my original sense of awe, fear, and wonder learning about them as a kid, and I am under no illusions that the original Jurassic Park film likely played a huge role in that.

Going into the film, I fully recognized that bringing back all the old cast members and combining their adventure with the new Jurassic World cast, was a blatant appeal to my sense of nostalgia (which I generally don’t enjoy), but everyone has their kryptonite, and this franchise is definitely mine.

As such, what I wanted from the movie was dinosaurs, and hey, there were dinosaurs, so I was having a great time no matter what.

“Inevitably, underlying instabilities begin to appear”
— Ian Malcom

Ugh. If I was a better blogger, I would have just used Malcom’s chaos theory quotes from the original novel (at the section breaks) as all the headings, but I’ll limit that gimmick to just this once.

In answer to my earlier questions, I do not think this film will achieve the title of “classic” that the first film has, or which even The Lost World carries, but I did not feel that it was the overwhelmingly ‘creative disappointment’ reported by IndieWire. I can definitely agree that there was a lot of time devoted to call backs and fan-service, making the film feel a bit more like a museum exhibit than an adventure film.

But the funny thing about fan-service is, it’s for the fans! And as a fan myself, I enjoyed picking up each of the references (also I enjoyed the more paleontology related Easter-eggs like the name of the lecture hall Malcom lectures in though I didn’t spot that one myself).

Flaws in the system will now become severe”
— Ian Malcom

Heyyyy! I was able to squeeze a second one in that kind of makes some sense.

What I mean is, much of the feedback I received (which I can’t link to because it was IRL) from friends was that they didn’t enjoy the movie because creating dinosaurs was “obviously” a bad idea. How did anyone suspect that this would go right?

Most of this was from people younger than me, which I found fascinating for two reasons. The first was because it occurred to me that they had probably grown up in a world which already took for granted the lessons of corporate abuse, and the danger of “genetic power” which this franchise was trying to teach, but made no connection (and in some cases refused to acknowledge) that these movies were probably a large part of the reason that belief was so prevalent.

They spent the entire movie wondering how people could be so dumb as to create dinosaurs and their suspension of disbelief was broken not because dinosaurs could be created (swallowed that pill easily enough), but that at each step along the timeline, the active agents didn’t turn back, and that the situations continued to get worse.

Isn’t that how fiction works? This is not the only movie (or book) I’ve heard this from recently and I’d love to dive deeper into it, but it’s not a topic for this post.

But what these conversations really showed me, was just how much we’re in a strange place right now with many of these “legacy” franchises. Just how delicate the balance film makers (or any creatives) have to strike between the franchise’s original audience, and those who have come to it later (I’m seeing the same thing with Star Wars, Star Trek, James Bond, The Matrix, and many others)

A Fitting End?

Honestly, I have no trust that this is really the end of the ‘Jurassic‘ movies. If it is, it will be bittersweet for the reasons I stated above in the general impressions part of the post, but I would not be mad at it. These days it almost seems more bold and daring to let an IP go extinct than to keep it going.

As for whether or not you should go see it? I’m still going to recommend it, but I also just love dinosaurs THAT much . . .

Thanks for reading. Please leave your thoughts in the comments below. I’m curious what y’all thought of the new dinosaurs and of the movie as a whole. Excited to talk about his one!!

See you next time.

#PreshistoricPlanet Ep. 2: Deserts – An Oasis of Dinosaur Fact and Wonder

Looks like we’re moving right along with our second post for #JurassicJune (2022), this time it’s a review of the second episode of Prehistoric Planet, a new (ish) show on Apple+ which takes a documentary style look at our humble blue marble, and attempts to recreate what it would look like back in our ancient past during the Cretaceous period (between 145 – 66 million years ago).

Two (ish) weeks ago I gave my initial thoughts on episode 1 -“Coasts”, which were generally enthusiastic, and awed by what the show has been able to accomplish. I loved watching the little T. Rexes hunt baby turtles (although obvi I was sad for the baby turtles to die) and seeing the Pterosaurs take a leap of faith off the coastal cliffs caused my heart to soar (I’m thinking Ptero“soar” was an opportunity missed by science). I was a little confused by where we were in time, and I felt without that grounding, it was a little discombobulating but I deemed that a general audience would probably find it fine, and that I was only curious because I’m a huge dinosaur nerd.

In the end, I was looking forward to the next chapter, and even — since it was centered around desert climates — anticipating the possibility that I might get to see some of my favorite dinosaurs from Egypt, like Paralititan and Spinosaurus.

Unfortunately, those hopes were dashed pretty quickly, but I did get to watch some giant sauropods duke it out in a fight for supremacy over the affections of lady sauropods relaxing nearby. The sauropods in question were Dreadnoughtus Schrani (meaning “fears nothing”) discovered in Argentina by Kenneth Lacovara who long-time blog followers may recognize as the author of Why Dinosaurs Matter which I reviewed in 2021 for #DinosaurDay. As if the image of these massive beasts fighting weren’t striking enough, the added image of orange air sacks which went up the animal’s necks in columns, inflating and deflating as a kind of mating display was weird and amazing all at once. According to ‘Prehistoric Planet’: an unofficial scientific guide to ‘Deserts’, their use here was speculative, but even so, I found it both intriguing and fascinating to ponder.

Perhaps the next most interesting part for me was again about the Pterosaurs. I was struck by the massive tuning fork like crests showed in the last episode (it seemed like it would be a foil to flight but apparently it isn’t), but was more staggered to see that some of the males do not have them, and would essentially impersonate female pterosaurs to get close to them without alerting the dominant male. Then, if it was a match, they’d essentially sneak around behind the other male’s back. #PrehistoricSoapOpera

Finally, my last favorite bit was about the hadrosaurs. It was really strange to see them roaming the desert sands in search of an oasis, and to think they might have been adapted to hear the ocean’s waves over long distances, and use the stars in the sky to navigate. This is something I’d love to do some more of my own reading on, and really see how the scientists think it might have worked (and maybe it will find its way into a future Egypt and Dinosaur adventure!)

Anyway, I thought this was a great episode, and I’m really excited to watch the next one!

What were your thoughts? Anything strike you as being completely fascinating? Too unbelievable? Let me know in the comments.


Wow, thank you for reading all the way down through the post. I’m glad you enjoyed #PreshistoricPlanet Ep. 2: Deserts – An Oasis of Dinosaur Fact and Wonder. This may be a weird spot for an ad or newsletter signup, but as you may have guessed, this episode’s desert setting really spoke to me, and seemed a well of information I might be able to use in future iterations in my Ancient Egypt and Dinosaurs setting.

If such a setting sounds intriguing to you, I recommend you check out my short story Narmer and the God Beast. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I have enjoyed writing it.

It’s #DinosaurDay again! Celebrate with ‘Dinopedia: A Brief Compendium of Dinosaur Lore’

Well, it’s June 1st again, which means it’s the first day of #JurassicJune, and perhaps more fun, #DinosaurDay!

I’m still not entirely sure what I’m supposed to do to celebrate this random holiday, but I’ve decided to do the same thing as I did last year and review a dinosaur book (last year’s pick was Kenneth Lacrovara’s Why Dinosaurs Matter).

This year, we have Darren Naish’s Dinopedia: A Brief Compendium of Dinosaur Lore. Naish seems to have all kinds of credits to his name, but I most recently recognized him as a scientific advisor on Disney+’s Prehistoric Planet.

But my first exposure to this work, did not come through the House of Mouse, but from The Inquisitive Biologist’s post reviewing Dinopedia.

I briefly re-read the review before writing my own, but I’ll try to keep this post filled with my own opinions though I’m sure there will be some overlap.

So What Did I think?

I really enjoyed this one. I’ve never tried to read a book like this before, even though dinosaurs have been a topic which has fascinated me since I was a kid, and I found the experience quite rewarding even though there were moments I felt a bit out of my depth.

I think it’s worth noting up front that this compendium is not meant to be read from front to back like a novel (which is what I did), but perhaps realizes its truest self when read like a website, linking from topic to topic as interest piques in one section or another. However, now that I have read each of the entries, I’ll know what’s inside, and if I’m researching in another place and I encounter a word I don’t know (realistically the name of a group or clade), I can easily find it and quickly study up before continuing on with whatever else I’m working on (Huh, I suppose that’s how encyclopedias are used after all hahah).

Perhaps the book’s best feature, is Naish’s prose themselves. He’s clearly expert in a variety of subject matters, but the text never reads like a textbook. He’s by turns funny, ironic, and serious, whatever the occasion calls for. Some of my favorite parts were when he did (humbly) inject his own opinion into matters. Perhaps the funniest description came from the entry on Scansoriopterygids (try that one in your next scrabble game), specifically when talking about a dinosaur named Yi Qi (translates to Strange Wing; so cool):

“Just about all of them [artistic reconstructions of Yi Qi] made this derpy, pigeon-sized creature into a black screaming nightmare dragon of death, where as in reality it would surely have looked more like a grayish parrot.”

Naish, D. Dinopedia: A Brief Compendium of Dinosaur Lore, 2021, pg. 152

This is probably the most overtly funny line from the book, but that humor is always there in the background, making the reader smile even as they want to cry because another word which they thought ended in “–saur” has been discovered to possibly also end in “–oid”, “–ine” or “–saurus” (this is just science in general I think though, chemistry was way worse for me in this way).

Finally, I’ll admit that while learning about the taxonomy of these amazing creatures was interesting in its own right, I would have definitely enjoyed a few more entries which discussed their importance to the larger world, either in paleontology, or the culture at large. The entry on Jurassic Park may not have been terribly interesting considering most of us know at least the film, if not the novel, but the entries on the Zallinger Mural, the Birds Are Not Dinosaurs (BAND) movement, or Zigong Dinosaur Museum were fascinating, and really allowed the reader to build up a picture of what these creatures mean (as well as add a few destinations to my vacation bucket list).

Naish said in the beginning of the book that at the outset of his writing he had the goal in mind to have the book be entirely about the cultural affect these creatures have had but that having to explain the taxonomical elements got in the way . . . Now that he’s written the Dinopedia I hope he finds the time to try his original vision again. Heck, if we get stuck while reading the new book, we’ve got a handy guide to help us through.

Anyway, that’s pretty much all I have on this one. It’s an interesting read and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s looking to take their knowledge of Dinosaurs to the next level.

What did y’all think of this one? What’s your fav dinosaur mentioned within the text (besides Spinosaurus lol). What was your favorite bit of history or culture? Let’s talk about this one in the comments!

Oh and because I’m me, I’ve listed every book mentioned within the text so that I can link to them if I get around to reviewing them here on this blog so . . . here’s that list (in no particular order):

  • All Yesterdays by C.M. Kösemen, Darren Naish, and John Conway
  • On the Origin of the Species by Charles Darwin
  • The Dinosaur Heresies by Robert Bakker
  • Raptor Red by Robert Bakker
  • The Origin of Birds by Gerhard Heilmann
  • The Age of Birds by Alan Feduccia
  • The Origin and Evolution of Birds by Alan Feduccia
  • Riddle of the Feathered Dragons by Alan Feduccia
  • Bully for Brontosaurus by Jay Gould
  • The Horned Dinosaurs by Peter Dodson (“We got Dodson over here!”)
  • The Hot-Blooded Dinosaurs by Adrian Desmond
  • Jurassic Park by Michael Chrichton
  • West of Eden by Harry Harrison
  • Digging Dinosaurs by Jack Horner
  • The Complete T. Rex by Jack Horner and Don Lessem
  • Predatory Dinosaurs of the World by Greg Paul
  • Jurassic West: The Dinosaurs of the Morrison Formation and Their World by John Foster
  • The Dinosauria by Halszka Osmoska, David Weishampel, and Peter Dodson
  • The Complete Illustrated Guide to Dinosaur Skeletons by Greg Paul
  • The Princeton Field Guide to Dinosaurs by Greg Paul
  • The Sauropod Dinosaurs: Life in the Age of Giants by Mark Hallett and Mathew Wedel
  • African Dinosaurs Unearthed by Gerhard Maier
  • Dinosaurs of the Isle of Wight by Darren Naish and David Martill
  • The Age of Reptiles edited by Rosemary Volpe
  • Dinosaurs and Other Archosaurs by John Ostrom

See you next time!!