A hearty warm welcome to you, my friend.

Wait! Do not hover your cursor over the back arrow and bounce away immediately!

You have reached the official blog of Matt Mullenweg, the creator of WordPress. Nope, just kidding!

Okay, enough nonsense.

As you have previously witnessed, I am a troll, which means I’m short and live in some sort of cave. Actually, the annoying types that dwell in the internet. (50% accurate because I’m a troll… Uhh, I’m giving you a virtual creepy grin)

That will give you a visualization of what you are about to encounter. An abundance of deceptions that’ll evoke a smile or two for realizing your own stupidity, will greet you. Some horribly written puns, poems, photographs and stories spiced up with sarcasm and humor await you too.

To cut it short, everything that inspires me to write and things that will entertain you.

Or will they? (giving you another one)

If your inner detective came crawling out of you to prove if I’m lying, then that button below will transport you to my posts your office to begin your investigation

Hint : Clues at the About Page.