Replying to @tomflood1
I once wrote a letter home from camp
"Camp is fun. I need a spoon."
Karl🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Karl🇺🇸🇺🇦
@zippkode
It's hard to light a candle, easy to curse the dark instead
Born June 12
Joined August 2014
- Replying to @TheIncitatus and @Wilson__ValdezWhen is says that "she is a junior Rose Scholarship recipient," I'll give you one guess who started the Rose Scholarship.
- Replying to @flaviusvalens1My high school had a rule that required you to wear a "white collared shirt." Someone smarter than me showed up with a green shirt with a white collar. A comma was added shortly thereafter.
- Replying to @kitten_belovedThat's a millennial problem, not a boomer problem. 3 stars should mean "drove normally, got there" for the same reason that no more than one person should ever get 100 on a test. Always leave headroom to distinguish the elite!
- Harrison Ford looking at himself playing Indiana Jones
GIF - Replying to @dylanmarronTwitter has long admitted that there are different rules for super prominent people because anything they say is newsworthy and newsworthy things should stay up even when otherwise problematic.
- Replying to @moultanoKansas aspires to be this close to flat.
- A comparably large error would be confusing a ten-minute walk with a trip from Maine to California. Nothing to worry about, I'm suer.
- Replying to @jordanbpetersonThis is embarrassing, even for you. Go read the list of signatories and then tell me that they are qualified to say anything.
- Replying to @ContraPointsI am low-key hoping we alienate normies right off the internet and bring back the offline world.
- Replying to @JimboBruno1 and @caitiedelaneyIf covid killed 100% of people who fucked around once? People would have behaved.
- Replying to @ClayHarted and @nikicagaBegging these folks to read one (1) classic Russian novel. They are not pictures of domestic bliss. Or any other bliss, tbh.
- If you cannot pass without breaking the law, you cannot pass.
- New Years Day is a special day that isn't part of any month