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Adorable and harmless
- Kids are watching zootopia, I forgot how nuts and confused this film is The premise is that predators and prey species coexist peacefully now The plot is that a prey-supremacist villain is brainwashing predators to attack prey animals, so that predators are removed from society
- tfw you find out that the start menu in windows 11 is literally a react native application that causes a spike in cpu usage every time you press the start button
- This situation is very common, if you don't know anybody like this it's because you're too young or because they don't trust you enough to tell you what's going on in their marriage It's embarrassing, people don't like talking about it, most men just suck it upSeems healthy and not transactional at all
- "TROND" That thing will burn your house downGuys Literally Only Want One Thing
- Open a macbook: screen already on, touch fingerprint sensor and resume work immediately Open a windows laptop: it rebooted in your bag, battery is at 3%, log in with your microsoft account, wait while a windows update installs ads for Draft Kings in the start menu
- Hi, professional c++ programmer here, this is an arcane error known as a null pointer exception understood only by myself and six other experts Malaysian guy jumps in "do you think DEI caused the null pointer exception" Never leaving this site
- If you ever feel useless, remember that Nintendo put an infrared camera into all 150M+ right joycons and they're used in 11 games
- Reminded of the time when a CS prof got his bike stolen and tried to explain to his local PD that they didn't have to watch all 12 hours of security footage, they could use binary search to pinpoint the theft in a few minutes and they all thought he was a total crankcaseJust found out that, unless you know exactly the half hour when a theft occurs, itโs effectively legal
- Wife's iPhone needs a new battery, called two local repair shops First one was a guy with a thick Indian accent conducting another phone call at the same time, quoted me $70 Second shop was a well spoken white guy, quoted me $140 That extra $70 is my racism premium
- Woman accidentally reverse engineers the foundational axiom of gender relations in every civilization that ever existed prior to 100 years ago
- Whenever anyone breathlessly quotes the billions zuck is spending to poach AI talent just remember that he sank tens of billions into the metaverse to no effect whatsoever He renamed his entire company around this effort and has nothing to show for it This was like 4 years ago
- If autism is caused by a mold named Aspergillus I'm gonna be so madThis is fascinating!!!
- Do you guys remember when Mormons found a porn loophole where there's no actual nudity, you just trick your brain into imagining bobs and vagene Do they still do that

















