PinnedSir William@willigulaJun 21, 2024Everyone says "move fast and break things" until something actually breaks.33675675
Sir William@willigulaApr 8, 2021Replying to @vminpinkie and @jacquemoosMy friend Chad was Shaggy in this porn parody. They did a pretty good job.272766662.7K2.7K
Sir William@willigulaJan 8, 2021Replying to @DanaSmithTN04 and @ULTRASLUTIt's a joke. It's funny, but these kind of jokes engineered to look real contribute to our ongoing epistemological crisis.202026261.8K1.8K
Sir William@willigulaMar 5, 2021Found this paraphernalia in my kid's bedroom, thinking we should have "the talk" - on the level.5532321.5K1.5K
Sir William@willigulaJan 28, 2023I say we test this empirically. It's the only way to be sure.80802092091.3K1.3K186K186K
Sir William@willigulaJan 28, 2024Replying to @butlerianoI like to read about the plot afterward to see what I missed5512121.4K1.4K31K31K
Sir William@willigulaJul 28, 2022Replying to @seungylee14 and @willystaleySpams. Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In Their Lane. Focused. Flourishing.8827271.2K1.2K
Sir William@willigulaMar 12, 2022Replying to @asdfhjkl0987654 @atothe_d and @EliotETCIt all comes down to what they people they kill look like.33551.2K1.2K
Sir William@willigulaJun 7, 2020An old man tried to return a dropped riot helmet and they cracked his skull on the pavement and watched him bleed.4463631.1K1.1K
Sir William@willigulaMay 8, 2022Replying to @yulenbilbaoRussian guided missile cruiser Moskva camouflage11111919832832
Sir William@willigulaJan 2, 2021Replying to @ddoniolvalcrozeFrom around the same period, my dad has this carved quartz hedgehog, Hittite c. 1,500 bc. There's a hole bored through it presumably to be worn as a pendant.17176767677677