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willy 🌜💧
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willy 🌜💧
@willystaley
Welcome to my WordPress blog! I’m 40 and live in NYC. This is where I post my trivial musings, jokes and links. Comments section is open — but play nice! :^)
Joined December 2008
- My kid saw a poster for the Smurfs movie and asked me what the Smurfs are, and I started explaining they were blue guys who live in the forest before realizing that I have no fucking clue what their deal is beyond that.
- Illegal formation, offense. Five yard penalty. Still first down.
- The thoroughly revamped loss-prevention regime at the Port Authority Duane Reade has finally created something of beauty, a sort of Jeff Koons homage.
- Throwing my hands up in confusion to let everyone around me know that I can’t believe my Cybertruck is self-driving in the wrong lane, either.I use FSD for over 2 hours of travel every day around the Philadelphia area and have never experienced an issue as bad as this one. Any ideas why it chose the completely wrong lane? Has anyone ever experienced anything like this?
00:00 - That’s like a 90 minute drive. Pizza’s cold now. Thanks for nothing, Pete DavidsonPete Davidson just dropped off pizza from Spumoni Gardens for striking Writer’s Guild members in Greenpoint
00:00 - It’s about time we had a celebrity who lies as brazenly as a 10-year-old boy. The media environment is perfect for it.NEW: Top Gun: Maverick star Glen Powell tells story about how his sister's friend was given flesh-eating lotion by an alleged cannibal after a date. This is insane. During a show with podcaster Jake Shane, Powell told a story about how his sister's friend narrowly avoided
00:00 - The whole world hates America because our numbers are so good. 100 degrees — that’s a really hot day. 100 MPH — that’s really fast. $100 — that’s a lot of money. They wish they could live like this.
- "Soy Right" is an incredibly robust concept
- Always had a nagging suspicion that Indianapolis wasn’t quite the town Paris is. But now we have data to prove it.Paris, a city of 2.161 million people, within the footprint of Indianapolis, a city of 880,000 people.
- I hate it when I’m talking to my former CIA handler, who has shown up at my remote seaside home in an effort to get me to do one last job, and I look off into the distance and see my wife and young child playing meaningfully in the distance.
- Envy the younger generation that completely missed out on the "bespoke cocktail" revolution of a decade ago, and knows it only from jokes. The jokes were all real. There really were guys in suspenders who took 10 minutes to make a drink. And they had mustaches. That's all true.
