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@violentfag
Yes, I'm a gatekeeper and a hater. I'm also god's favourite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
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@quietfag
- "The average Brit is transphobic" factoid is just a statistical error, the average Brit does 0 transphobia per year. Transphobia Joann, who lives in a castle and posts over 10,000 times per day is an outlier adn should not have been counted
- Was struck by inspiration upon discovering that progesterone is ≈9mm in diameter
- I just don't respect most of the catholic converts I've come across online—catholicism is meant to be something you get from your parents, like hair colour or an eating disorder.
- It's not a polycule, it's a weapons squad. We're also all sleeping with each other but that's just for unit cohesion.
- We had a wood version of this nailed to a wall at an old job of mine for CMOS batteries and one of our favourite things to get new people to do was touch the top and bottom and feel the power of ~90V coursing through their handiPLEASE do not do this.
- I'm learning so much about the marine corps right now
- Replying to @violentfagDamn my friends for being funnier than me
- We've all heard of clicker training for dogs, but have you considered *Clacker* training?
- "To an aircraft, deploying flares is roughly analogous to it pissing itself in fear"
- Hey @trimet is it considered acceptable for employees to wear highly divisive symbolism while on the job?
- Replying to @violentfagIt was fine and nobody got hurt tho I don't get the big deal
