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i was gonna complain about something else but never mind i just saw a dog in a sidecar!!!!
not very eva
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not very eva
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it's me eva from twitter they suspended my old account bc it was too funny and clever. yelling on @youcantdohockey she/they
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Joined August 2019
- these are clearly the mannerisms of a woman who has met a werewolf before and does NOT want to meet another oneThe Michigan “I Voted” sticker is interesting. Go vote today and get your own.
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“I love you too” is one of the worst phrases. Reciprocity cheapens its meaning. An admission of love should be immaculate conception, born of nothing. I love you. Don’t say it back- please abraham he is NOT that man!!!!!!Jesse Eisenberg Says 'I Don't Want to Think of Myself as Associated' With Mark Zuckerberg: He's 'Doing Things That Are Problematic' and 'I'm Concerned' variety.com/2025/digital/g…
- we all have our ways of getting away from jd vance when confronted with him irl. dying, trading him for drugs, etc. the important thing is whatever way YOU choose to protect your wellbeing is valid 🫶
- a no prenup second divorce between two insane ppl is THE essence of true celebrity imo. incredible move, i hope they do it again every decade until they dieJennifer Lopez has filed for divorce from Ben Affleck, TMZ reports.
- aspirational
- if you guys dig miss rachel’s and mr. rogers’ approach to children i rly recommend checking out the fred rogers institute, they have a bunch of insanely good resources for kids and parents based on his pedagogy fredrogersinstitute.orgMs. Rachel forever washingtonpost.com/parenting/inte…
- not to repeat myself but
Yesterday, the CTA L lines ran: 70% Pink 68% Green 66% Orange 66% Yellow 57% Brown 54% Red 50% Blue 42% Purple ... of scheduled trains. Since 2020, CTA L Service has been cut by 1%. Riders deserve frequent and reliable transit, with return to at least pre-2020 levels. - eventually you too will run out of people from whom to beg for permission to exist and realize it was an empty and self-loathing process the whole time, and wonder why you wasted your time, which will inevitably run out someday
- lmao that is incredibly not what’s happening here and to characterize something rooted at its core in active censorship (avoiding the ~icky words~ so you don’t get disincentivized on tiktok) as functionally the same as natural language shifting is so disingenuous
