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Brandy Jensen
@BrandyLJensen
See that she chews her food well, and sets her foot down firmly on the ground when she walks, and you're all right.
Joined March 2015
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    that’s so much time to die
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    8 pm to 10 pm on a weeknight is the shortest that two hours can possibly be
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    If you were a big reader as a kid, you were disassociating.
    Readers added context
    While, technically, being deeply engrossed in reading is an example of mild dissociation, this incorrectly applies the psychological context of coping with stress/trauma or struggling with psychosis. Pathologising normal behaviour is trivialising to those with real disorders. wikipedia.org/wiki/Dissociat…
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    this is the only effective ad for camo i’ve ever seen
    My brain refuses to believe there are 4 people in this photo
    Four people seemingly on a hike - the picture is of a person and 3 arms doing Cheers with tiny liquor bottles. One of the arms is wearing a camo jacket which blends in perfectly with the surrounding nature, making it look invisible
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    confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”
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    a person only needs one good coat
    Wait, is Bernie is wearing the same jacket from his meme at the inauguration?
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    oh no the wrong people are manipulating the stock market
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    how long could a doctor leave you in an exam room before you considered like, popping your head out to ask what’s going on. for me i think about seven hours
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    thank you yes this is precisely what i imagined the prince of crypto would look like
    .@VitalikButerin co-founded Ethereum. Now he's fighting for crypto's future ti.me/3webW8d
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    by the time i die this will almost certainly be the sound i’ve laughed at most in my life
    Recreating the sound of a mummy’s voice, science is amazing! 🤔🧐
    00:00
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    male cult leader: I have received a new revelation from the lord me: let me guess, he wants you to have multip— cult leader: I am to have multiple wives
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    a what in a movie called WHAT
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    you hear a lot about how lottery winners end up miserable. the money ruins their life and relationships etc. well that wouldn’t happen to me