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Jen Gentleman ๐ŸŒบ
@JenMsft
I work on the Windows engineering team at Microsoft and help with feedback for Start menu, Settings, taskbar, input + more
Seattle, WA
Joined August 2015
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    A guy standing off in a corner at a party with a drink, thinking to himself while watching everyone else dance. "They don't know - if you hold CTRL it will stop the processes in Task Manager from moving around
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    My brain refuses to believe there are 4 people in this photo
    Four people seemingly on a hike - the picture is of a person and 3 arms doing Cheers with tiny liquor bottles. One of the arms is wearing a camo jacket which blends in perfectly with the surrounding nature, making it look invisible
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    Kids of the future won't understand the struggle
    A picture of a VGA cable with two arrows, one pointing to each of the two screws. The arrows are labeled Barely hanging on, and tightened by God himself
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    โ€œDo you want to hop on a quick call about this?โ€ N ใ€€ O ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ O ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€o ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ ใ€‚ ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€. ใ€€ใ€€ใ€€ .
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    "Did you get that thing done I asked you for?"
    2 panel meme someone pulling a sword out of a sheath. "Yes" it says to start. But then it keeps going "Yesterday I was in meetings all day"
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    I've never been more invested in a random internet cat succeeding
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    4 panels - Gandalf looking left at monitor one and right at monitor 2. "Where is the cursor?"

The cursor (captioning a screenshot from jurassic park): Stay absolutely still - his vision is based on movement
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    GIF
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    A senior developer, walking a junior developer through the legacy code base "One day, this will all be yours" x.com/____B_S____/stโ€ฆ
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    A series of two pictures. A pretty wooden box with Memories inscribed on it. The box is opened, revealing a pile of computer memory chips
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    This lives in my head rent free
    502 Bad Gateway. Below, a photo of a man chastising a router
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    Has a video game ever made you cry?
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    A picture of Atlas holding up the world. Atlas' face has been replaced with the Excel logo
    Formula 1 chief appalled to find team using Excel to manage 20,000 car parts trib.al/xAQdzQH