sage
15.2K posts
sage
@valentinewhims
28. seeing silver stars. not interested.
Joined December 2019
- Replying to @bifidis and @BigLunchManThat is hands down the worst pickup line I've ever seen.
- Replying to @eagleswonitallCommitting to the bit can only provide so much grace
- Replying to @A_HORDE_OF_CATS @durgaswaroop and @XandaSchofieldCareful, you might make the pseudointellectual feel less special.
- Not tipping already sucks but there's a special place in hell for people who try to humilate people before they'll give them their tip.
- Replying to @uSimStartSo AI has Gay Panic completely cracked but is absolutely stumped on greetings
- I mean what you're saying is true for sure, but like, coincidental and circumstantial irony is still irony. If anything this just adds a little double entendre into the mix.
- Replying to @bankingslut and @tyler02020202this is probably like one of the oldest forms of guy
- Replying to @emilypothastAll of the responses "um actually..."ing this are from dudes who look exactly like you think they would.
- Replying to @Heavy_Oceans and @kertoirHonestly? Even if it was all in your head, it'd still be no reason for someone to not cater to you if they're able! Especially a feature already actively in the app, and it's a product or service they WANT you to use.
- Replying to @Newposter2yeah not gonna lie the resulting ash pile i'd leave behind wouldn't even be chemically identifiable
- Replying to @uncoolboyfriendthe second one isn't even a fit she's just not wearing a shirt and has her jeans unzipped lmao like it's whatever, but it's not a fit lol
- Holy shit, I totally glossed over that part. Jesus Christ, the more you dig the more gold you find.
- Grill dad wouldn't care about any of this he's too busy grillin' and chillin' to keep up with politics
