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Lucious Leo
@tshxpi_
Maktub.
Botswana
Joined September 2010
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    โ€œif you want the island, burn the boatsโ€
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    The thieves locked me inside the house and threw the key back in through the window they entered in. Love me a thoughtful gent ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ My safety first tota.
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    They stole my wallet but left me all my cards so I don't have to replace them? If he wants to, he will tota ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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    I had given them an overall of 8 on the robbery review to my friends but after finding out my kettle is gone too, we are down to 5. He should have known my love language is convenience. Research โœจ
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    Also, this just proves I was right Milo might be on the spectrum. My little nigga canโ€™t bark ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜”
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    Zozi was born to live in this moment. Wow.
    look at our Miss Universe ๐Ÿ’›
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    Replying to @tshxpi_
    That quote made me remember ๐Ÿ˜ญ They made the perfect girlfriend gift package; new Aldo tote bag, new wallet, cologne and scrunchies. The only thing that would be suspicious are worn loafers ๐Ÿ’€ or sheโ€™ll be too excited for a new laptop to notice? ๐Ÿคจ I hope itโ€™s her birthday soon๐Ÿฅน
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    Just a few months, I BOUGHT MYSELF A CAR ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿฝ
    The way ke batlang koloi ka teng. 2019 a ka se fele.
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    I donโ€™t wanna not say. That butterfly design ate.
    Wedding guest ๐Ÿฅฐ
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    We still haven't even healed from Mpura???
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    Le 2K said โ€œft meโ€ and I asked in what , guys she meant facetime ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    Do not attach your happiness to anyone. Be content with just you and live your best life โœจโœจ
    you only feel lonely because you want something. stop wanting. you are whole. detach yourself from the feeling of need. you are enough.
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    "Babe come make the camera focus on me" - @theblackwendy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
    Women ๐Ÿค Calling your boyfriend at every minor inconvenience. Sometimes you pick up the phone and say โ€œBabe, Iโ€™m at the shops at can you believe thereโ€™s a line????โ€ Lmaooooo and what is he meant to do about that ? Ra tefa ha re jola hey? ๐Ÿ˜น
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    "Wake up and drink the coffee, stop smelling it." - Mpura to Ricky Rick.