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I’m delighted to announce I’ve written a novel! It’s called Common Decency and it’s my love letter to suburbia. It’s taken two years to write and it’s out in March. Pre order here: lnk.to/commondecency
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Tom Allen
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Tom Allen
@tomallencomedy
Responds well to deadlines & strong women. I’ve written a novel! It’s about suburbia and you can preorder it:
Joined June 2009
- Anyone else’s mum make them turn off the TV in a thunderstorm in case lightning hit the aerial and came out of the screen?
- I know it’s been a tough day but here’s a picture of me holding a tiny kitten
- I think #ItsASin is the best piece of television I’ve ever seen. Devastating while still celebrating community, friendship and honouring the beautiful lives lost. Thanks to @russelldavies63 and the cast and crew And @Channel4 for making it.
- Just to confirm, this isn’t me - I know a lot of people thought it might be.🤝 We are delighted to announce that Tom Allan has signed a new two-year contract with #NUFC! The 20-year-old will also join @ASFCofficial on loan for the 2020/21 season. Congratulations and best of luck @Tom_Allan99! ⚫️⚪️
- Not long to go now until it’s coming home. Styling by Rob Beckett. #EnglandvsItaly #Euro2020Final @England @robbeckettcomic
00:00 - I’m cooking today. Asked mum for a time plan to know how to do the roast. I’ve just found this in the kitchen #christmas #Cooking
- 🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT! 🚨Comedian, writer and actor @tomallencomedy is the new host of @BBCTwo’s The Apprentice: You’re Fired, as exclusively revealed this morning on the @BBCRadio2 Breakfast Show! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #TheApprentice #YoureFired #Radio2BreakfastShow
- For anyone socially distancing, self isolating or just avoiding people I’ve got too much time on my hands and so started to make you this: Locked in with Tom Allen! The magazine show no one asked for... #SelfIsolation #SocialDistancing
00:00 - Well this is my favourite tweet today.... 🤣🤣🤣I think I need to clarify to @Telegraph readers, who may have seen the truncated headline, that the full quote is .... "I've been having cocktails parties on Zoom" ... really, matron!! #carryonisolation
- Thanks for watching #ExtraSlice & thanks to Jo Brand - truly the kindest person in the world. We have the best time putting the extra into these slices. Lovely bakers & an amazing production team. Congrats @LoveProductions & @Channel4 for making it possible in these times! #GBBO
- Had such a fun time reporting for @SkySports yesterday with my friend @markmcadamtv for the #RainbowLacesCampaign. Thanks for the lovely comments and to Jeff Stelling & @CAFCofficial for making me so welcome. Among so many nice comments I’m a bit upset by some of the negative...
