Rob Beckett
1,229 posts
Rob Beckett
@robbeckettcomic
retired from international football.
- Surely all crime is retrospective unless you are psychic?
- I didn’t make the school run.
- Green laser for sale. Only used it once. Open to offers DM me if interested.
- Send location.
- Just a note on ‘it’s coming home’ it’s not arrogant. No English person believes it. It’s just all we’ve got. That song and losing at penalties.
- I’m going to the semi finals of the Euros at Wembley and I’m going to lose my fucking marbles. Bucket hat on my head and up my arse. Come on England!
- Just found this pen from 8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown. 😂😂😂
- 8pm is so far away.
- I’m tempted to do the school run still in my England shirt and bucket hat.
- I just tried to find a photo to see what I was doing on 20th May 2020 when Boris had a boozy garden party. There was no photo because I was doing FUCK ALL like the rest of the country locked up indoors.
- I don’t do politics. I don’t care if you are Labour, Tory or other. Everyone has a right to vote for who they want. However we also have a right to refuse to be led by liars and criminals. They are mugging all of us off regardless of our politics.
- Please can someone bring back normal non celeb Big Brother. I can’t watch fit idiots pretend to fancy each other for a brand deal anymore. I want small town legends chucked in a house for 3 months for a £100k cash prize.
