We are a Mohammed Kudus injury away from the team that finished 17th last season
Daniel
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- Bought the Tel away kit with UCL badges and he didn’t even get registered
- Vicario dived the wrong way 5/5 on the pens. There is a 1/32 or 3% chance of that happening wtf 
- Xavi Simons in the eredivisie Apps: 34 Goals: 19 Assists: 8 Noni Madueke in the eredivisie Apps: 51 Goals: 11 Assists: 8 Keep coping GoonersEnjoy my wingers boot cleaner, Tottenham 🤣🤣🤣
- Joao Palinha, who is younger than Barcelona, just scored at the Etihad on his first Tottenham start We are all so old
Max Dowman, who is younger than RB Leipzig, has just made his Premier League debut. We are all so old.👨🦳 - One bloke said he can’t pass now the entire fanbase thinks we’ve signed a Hojbjerg regen 😭😭🚨⚪️ Tottenham have agreed personal terms with João Palhinha and are in advanced talks with Bayern. Initial loan for Palhinha… and understand the agreement will also include a 𝐛𝐮𝐲 𝐨𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞, not mandatory. Spurs will cover his salary, deal at final stages.
- Wait Leao is available for £60 million and is on £105k a week? Does this not feel like a no brainer?
- Why does Bill Nich look like Paul O’Keefe104 years ago today the great Bill Nicholson was born. Mr Tottenham, never forgotten 💙
- I like Gibbs-White, but I don’t like him enough to stall out entire transfer window over
- Replying to @TheArtOfWar6Is it crazy to call him the bantamweight goat?
- Brennan Johnson has got to be the most boring footballer to watch in the world
- Kudus Savio Eze Palinha That’s a 10/10 window, if you offered that to me 2 months ago I would’ve bitten your hand off
