Statman Dave
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Football analyst seen on Sky Sports, BBC & elsewhere ⚽️ │ Enquiries: [email protected] ✉️
- Martin Dubravka has won his first trophy in English football. 🏆🏆🏆
- Remember when Ralf Rangnick told Man Utd to sign Julian Alvarez & Josko Gvardiol. 🤡🤡🤡
- HARRY MAGUIRE SCORED A PREMIER LEAGUE GOAL AT ANFIELD BEFORE £125M ALEXANDER ISAK 🤣🤣🤣
- Bruno Fernandes has now scored 60 goals for Manchester United, more than Robin Van Persie (59) and Javier Hernandez (59). Pure productivity. ⚙️
- Lenny Yoro vs. Arsenal [Man Utd RANK]: 100% aerial duels won [🥇] 91% pass accuracy [🥇] 61 passes completed [🥇] 12 defensive actions [🥇] 6 clearances [🥇] 5/5 aerial duels won [🥇] 4 interceptions [🥇] 2/3 tackles won [=🥇] The best French CB on the pitch. 🇫🇷
- Marcel Sabizter made 11 ball recoveries against Leicester, more than any other player on the pitch. He does not give up. 😤
- Goalkeepers in recorded history who’ve saved a penalty in normal time and in a shootout in the same FA Cup match: Altay Bayındır End of list. 😳😳😳Readers added context they thought people might want to knowReaders added contextThe source this stat was taken from added the full context that it refers to Premier League goalkeepers only (excluding the Accrington Stanley keeper who did the same earlier this season), and also only starts from the 2012/13 season: x.com/OptaJoe/status… bbc.co.uk/sport/football…
- Kobbie Mainoo's stats vs. the Netherlands [🏴 RANK]: 100% tackles win rate [🥇] 100% duels won [🥇] 100% long passes completed [🥇] 36 passes completed 2 interceptions [🥇] 2/2 tackles won [🥇] 1 key pass [🥇] 1 shots 19 years old in a Euros Final. 👑🏴
- Marcel Sabitzer vs. Leeds [match rank]: 100% tackles won [🥇] 13/13 final third passes [🥇] 2 interceptions [🥇] The engine in midfield. 🚂
- Bruno Fernandes is the first player to create 10+ chances in the Premier League so far this season. Creative Machine. ⚙️
- Kobbie Mainoo’s game by numbers vs. Everton: 100% tackles won 83% pass accuracy 57 touches 34/41 passes completed 5 duels won 3 ball recoveries 2/3 dribbles completed 2 long balls completed 2 interceptions 1 clearance 1 block Brilliant, brilliant Premier League debut. 🤩
- Tony Collyer averaged a defensive action every 6.5 minutes against Arsenal today and wasn’t dribbled past once. A statement performance from the young man. 👏













