Just Luke
4,532 posts
Just Luke
@thelukemans
proud owner | watch live and call in on twitch
Joined August 2019
- One time when I was 12 a geek squad guy came to my house and the computer was so fucked up from porn he took me aside when my parents were upstairs and was like hey man you can’t keep doing this, I’m not going to tell them but you have to find a better way
- Captain Hook was such a joke. Oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do! Ever heard of a fucking gun?
- from a friend in dc: bunch of armed guys by the white house w/ no body cams and no badge numbers. wont tell anyone who they are or who they work for.
00:00 - I just flew in from New York and boy are my arms tired from jacking off on the plane
- Replying to @atdanwhite and @slambmonhow am i supposed to wash correctly if i cant see my own penis
- You can get on a plane with no ID or any other form of identification but they REALLY don’t like it
- Replying to @thelukemansI’d like to sell the lights and green tea scrub under what is more an observation than a joke now please thank you!
- People are calling this “the Sarah effect”Last weekend's Saturday Night Live premiere makes history with the series' lowest ratings ever dlvr.it/S92ZKn
- Replying to @alanfgilesI learned the basics of computer programming because of him@
- Replying to @thelukemansmore guys, completely different uniforms. removed sound to protect protestor i dont know just in case. dude in glasses looks like he's about to cry
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