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Dan White
@atdanwhite
writer. currently: St. Denis Medical | formerly: twitter
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    This is why I drive a Toyota.
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    This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️
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    Yea, it pays to be an influencer.
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    Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.
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    Saving up my points for the big prize. 🍔
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    My wife’s coworker Kevin is legit the best dude on the planet. Got us a $400 bottle of wine for our anniversary. (I didn’t like it but I’m not really a wine guy)
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    Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
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    Damn. Got catfished again.
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    Hosting Thanksgiving this year
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    Trying to be a good guy.