Dan White
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writer. currently: St. Denis Medical | formerly: twitter
- This is why my roommates have to lock the door when they take a shower. ☠️
00:00 - My wife’s coworker Kevin is legit the best dude on the planet. Got us a $400 bottle of wine for our anniversary. (I didn’t like it but I’m not really a wine guy)
- Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
















