This is the greatest stat in the history of the Premier League. Let him lift the trophy. Give him a ten year deal. What a fella.
George Trad
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George Trad
@thegeorgetrad
Twitter is full of silly sausages, isn't it? All views my own...
Liverpool
Joined May 2011
- Paris banner arrived early, so it's coming to Wembley. IBOUUUUU!
- I think the strangest narrative that's emerged from this Liverpool VAR shitshow is Spurs fans thinking they were somehow wronged by that penalty decision in Madrid in 2019? Is this a thing? Was Moussa Sissoko exempt from the handball law cos he was waving at his ma in the crowd?
- Breaking: Mikel Arteta has announced that it was actually Declan Rice who got the most votes, and was the best player, everyone said so, just don't ask them who they voted for, or what they said. 👍Replying to @OliverKayConfirmed: Mo Salah has been voted @theofficialfwa Footballer of the Year for the third time, equalling the record held by Thierry Henry. Top four: 1) Mo Salah 2) Virgil van Dijk 3) Alexander Isak 4) Declan Rice footballwriters.co.uk/uncategorized/…
- Replying to @RikeshK28597982I was trying to come up with a good pun for this but I couldn't think of anything humerus.
- Saturday night. Half five. Two days before Christmas. Six pint minimum. Hip flasks mandatory. Karaoke inevitable. Bring yer fucking dinner.🗣️ "If you are not in the right shape, give your ticket to somebody else" Jurgen Klopp has criticised the atmosphere at Anfield during Liverpool's 5-1 win over West Ham in the League Cup ⬇️
00:00 - It's disingenuous to only talk of Joël Matip in terms of his transfer fee. If we'd spent £50m on him - a common fee for a PL CB, we'd still have a bargain. Ungainly perhaps, but what a reader of the game, quick, brilliant in the air, and a better dribbler than Messi. Colossus.
- Replying to @Knox_HarringtonI haven't worked out a pun based on his name yet, but I'm sure eventually the jokes Will Wright themselves.
- Replying to @Pachalach and @SCynic1So he can call the other one and have a fucking word with himself?
- Replying to @Liver16birdTo me it smacks of desperation to be in the conversation. They've beaten nobody of note this season, and only squeezed past a 9 man Liverpool by a flukey own goal. They need to pipe down and focus on their dedication to perpetual irrelevance.
- Hang on, have I seen Lovren make that exact mistake before, or am I just suffering from a bit of Dejan-vu?
- Replying to @thegeorgetradI'd like to build something similar in my basement, but I just haven't got the skullset.
- Rumours that the groundsman got into Anfield this morning and Milner was still there, shielding the ball in the corner, Kop end. Tried to hit him with a spade to get it off him.
