Girls telling other girls to cut their hair is sabotage disguised as support. What is the male equivalent of this?
Dimitri
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Dimitri
@thedimitri
apollonian mind, dionysian spirit, reluctant romantic.
Manhattan, NY
Joined September 2020
- Recently visited my friend's place (she's a former bisexual), and I was SO impressed by her art, rugs, and knife block set! Really excited to have made a new friend with such great taste!
- Why didn’t anyone tell me 50mg was too much? She’s dead, man. She’s fucking dead. It was like a fire hose. It wouldn't stop. The coroner called it death by drowning. I'm going to fucking jail, man.Finally trying this stuff out. DMs open
- all a man really needs in this life is a beautiful mid to call his own
- Why does every single Indian uber driver talk quielty to some mfer the whole ride home
- that one friend who means well but is a little retarded
- If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number. When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.” Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a
- Ah yes, black people… famously known for their strong commitment to monogamyOne thing about married white people they’re going to have an affair.
- Aging is just people telling each other "20 is so young" "34 is so young" "52 is so young" until you die
- No matter how playful your jab is to a woman, be prepared for the most personally devastating insult you’ve ever heard
- mid women are obsessed with humiliating men by posting their failed flirting attempts just to prove that they are, in fact, desirable, and then they wonder why men aren’t assertive anymorebro pulled out linear equations
- Reminder that women deserve nothinggetting ready for a first date while I’m waiting for my ex to text me back
- men are far more romantic than women
- Me and my bros never really talk about graphic sex details. Is that just a girl thing? Why do they love doing this?
