John Delmenico (@thebigjohnnyd) / X

John Delmenico

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John Delmenico

@thebigjohnnyd

Autistic writer/comedian. @Chaser editor and @shot_au contributor. He/Him.

Australia

Joined July 2014

John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Jul 22, 2025
do you know how badly you need to fuck up for jimmy fallon to take a stand?
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Jul 22, 2025
Jimmy Fallon, John Oliver, Seth Meyers, and Jon Stewart are set to appear on tonight’s episode of ‘The Late Show with Stephen Colbert’ to show solidarity, @LateNightercom reports.
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Jun 9, 2025
Pop Crave covering this with more journalistic integrity than any Australian outlet…
Pop Crave
@PopCrave
Jun 9, 2025
Australian TV reporter Lauren Tomasi was shot by LAPD with rubber bullets while covering the protests in L.A.
The Tennessee Holler
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The Tennessee Holler
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Jan 22, 2024
The Onion has once again done it first
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Nov 30, 2024
the thumbnail doing a great job at showing why ending it would be a good thing
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
May 29, 2024
As an autistic man it upsets me when politicians pretend to be excited about taking a train, our culture is not your costume.
Politics UK
@PolitlcsUK
May 28, 2024
🚨 NEW: Rishi Sunak has just boarded an overnight sleeper train to Penzance to start the South West Tory campaign in the morning
Rob Powell
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Rob Powell
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Oct 28, 2022
Time to welcome our new overlord the only way I know how
John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Apr 19, 2025
Finding out that Love on the Spectrum doesn’t pay the cast just gives me yet another reason to be a justified hater
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Feb 17, 2024
Replying to @abbygov
The way these ‘alpha debate lords’ who target women who aren’t looking for a debate always get absolutely shit on the moment they accidentally get a woman who is ready to debate them is always so funny
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Dec 11, 2023
honk
House House
@house_house_
Dec 11, 2023
Now that we're back on here, we want to express our support for the Palestinian people, and their right to self-determination, safety and happiness. An end to this genocide. An end to apartheid. Free Palestine.
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Aug 4, 2025
is it just me or is autocorrect on phones getting much more aggressive? it seems like basically every message i have to go back and tell my phone that the correctly spelled word i wrote was the word i wanted to say and the totally different word it replaced it with wasnt
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Aug 10, 2024
People really concerned about Raygun jokes need to remember that she did the fucking sprinkler at one point, it’s safe to assume she is in on the bit
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Dec 27, 2023
Every new Ricky Gervais project is a reminder of how funny Stephen Merchant must be
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Feb 8, 2024
The Aussie pride that comes when you learn that even at the height of her fame, Margot Robbie keeps the tradition of lying to Americans alive
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John Delmenico
@thebigjohnnyd
Dec 29, 2023
If Dylan Mulvaney was actually to blame for the entire beer industry collapsing due to just one social media post like this article suggests, that would make her by far the most influential person to have ever existed and is honestly such a slay
New York Post
@nypost
Dec 27, 2023
Beer sales plummeting to lowest level in 24 years amid Dylan Mulvaney fiasco trib.al/yGlJv8n
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