The Shot
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The Shot
@shot_au
Profound and Profane.
- It's amazing that you can get fired for buying a watch that costs the government $20,000, but if you delay a lockdown and it costs the government $2 billion Morrison will turn up to your press conference to defend you
- If Australia was a country that cared about women, this government would be gone theshot.net.au/general-news/i…
- Comedy group The Chaser suspended by Twitter after impersonating Donald Trump
- "Government that said ‘Australia has no history of slavery’ doubles cost of history degrees" theshot.net.au/general-news/g…
- The Prime Minister no longer has any legitimacy
- Okay, so at the suggestion of a wise old person, we’ve upped the price of the Lachlan Murdoch stickers to $10, and we’re going to send the profits to the Crikey legal fund. Oh and we’ve made it so delivery is now available anywhere in the world.
- Here's @RonniSalt - "The Nationals are just a bunch of denim-clad coal fondlers pretending to be farmers"
- While we're resigning over corruption
- If any journalists want a juicy rage story tomorrow morning that doesn't involve fairy bread, maybe consider covering the rigged private school subsidy legislation that has seen their funding skyrocket over the last 10 years
- Don't stress about Murdoch owning 70% of Australian media reach. We've been profitable for 4 weeks in a row now. At this rate we'll be able to buy out The Australian by the end of the month.
- A helpful guide on how to childlock Sky News on your parents’ TV this Easter
