Unmarried women’s ideas of marriage are funny. If your husband won’t get you pregnant in the homelesscore he’s probably gay.
Birth rates would sky rocket if girls wore this at home instead of some oversized homeless core outfit.
- My kid does not eat eggs. This has been established for years. But she picked out a bluey cookbook at her book fair. It has a omelet recipe. So she made an omelet and she is sitting here eating it??? Because it’s a bluey omelet??
- I hate when old people are rude and then get shocked when I’m rude back. I was online paying for these and i said it’s 20 stems. Old lady behind me said “that looks like more than 20 stems” so i said “tHaT lOoKs LiKe MoRe ThaN 20 SteMs” in her voice and she looked flabbergasted.
- My baby was having a meltdown in the store and people were giving me dirty looks. Instead of being embarrassed i said out loud to her “baby look at these donkeys looking at us” and they stopped.
- Remember like last year they went on a brigade to prove their shit was safe? It never has and never will be. Please don’t use anything made by them, aveeno or dove on you or your children.RECALL ALERT: Johnson & Johnson recalling 33,000 bottles of baby powder for asbestos cbsn.ws/32smS0j
- Replying to @tallowqueenYes as girls we like to look cute sometimes but this or the lack thereof has 0 effect on male horniness. This would be weird but if you ask a woman with 10 kids what she was wearing before 9/10 times it was homelesscore. Men who like women can’t resist homelesscore.
- Replying to @tallowqueenLike we have made her countless omelets but since it’s a bluey recipe i guess it’s good idk. Whatever, a win is a win.
- My kid only likes Granny Smith apples. I got pink lady the other day. She took a bite, didn’t like it. So i did a little curtsy and a kissy face. I said “these are pink ladys, for the prettiest of little ladys” and then she said she liked the apple and ate it.
- Replying to @tallowqueenBaby tried some omelet too. Baby also hates eggs. Maybe we’ll be able to get her to eat them in 5 more years too.
- Replying to @tallowqueenI’m not here to steal 50 cent flowers hag. I recounted when i got home. It’s 19 stems. So here are my 19 stems because it goes by stem count not flower count. As flowers do. Don’t be mad cause i pick nice flowers.
- Fellas is it gay to propose to your wifeI never "proposed" to my wife, never got on one knee, never asked her permission. Instead I told her "we should get married in the next 3 to 4 months, pick a day that works for you and invite your friends". We have been married almost 20 years. Get off your knees men.
- Replying to @tallowqueenI simply don’t give a hoot anymore. Sometimes people give a glance and a little smile when kids are acting a fool and i like that. But don’t fucking look at me like I’m doing something wrong because my children and i are existing and maybe they had too much chocolate today.
- Replying to @chionogirlShe’s got bluey forks! But i admit i have to get her some more cool plates. I got her the silly little paper plate animal things and she loooved them.
